Guess who figured out how to open the bread box with her front paws and attempted to get away with an entire bag of sliced bread, and is now grumpy because I stopped her.
Merry and Pippin asking about having a second breakfast.
*Their names are not actually Merry and Pippin.
*They will not be having a second breakfast.
*They will be having extra catnip crunchy bites though, because I am very easily guilt-tripped.