#OH:
>compilers should use a shared copy of LLVM
>but what if one compiler relies on LLVM 15 and one relies on LLVM 16 and another relies on some cursed LLVM 15 with random commits cherrypicked from LLVM 16 with other random patches applied?
>llvm.15.so, llvm.15.fucked.so, llvm.16.so
In Book 4: Lost in Time Skirrow of the Research Section had come up with a way of travelling into the future - never before attempted successfully. Falcon volunteered. A future trip was made but in attempting to return home Falcon was hopelessly lost amid the myriad timeholes of the space time continuum, cast adrift on the winds of time. After many strange adventures Falcon was able to activate a Stasis Field, thousands of years in the past, and wait, frozen in time, until the 31st century. Upon returning, Falcon was given a holiday on the pleasure dome of Titan - but not for long. Yelov has been seen once more, this time with powerful allies ...
Mission Brief
Rested and revitalised after experiencing the exotic delights of the pleasure dome on Titan, Jobanque's summons to join him in his office for your next mission briefing sends a tingle of excitement through you.
Jobanque's smile, as welcoming as ever, matches the twinkle in his eye as he enquires after your welfare. Your ordeal following the attempt at future travel which lost you in time left you tense and fatigued at your last meeting, but you are able to assure the Lord of TIME that you have regained your enthusiasm for the job. He laughs out loud when you ask, in mock apprehension, whether Section Chief Skirrow of the Technical Section has any new inventions for you to try - it was his addition to the Variac Drive of Falcon's Wing that sent you into a parallel universe.
Jobanque soon becomes serious: 'I expect you'll enjoy this mission, Falcon. Search and Destroy. Your target is your mortal enemy, Yelov. Find him and kill him. We cannot afford to allow him to live. You may use all available agents as long as someone is delegated to police the timelines.'
As you are considering these items your holovid bleeps signifying an incoming message. The figure of Po-Ling, head of the Monitoring Section, seems to fill the room, his smart black suit contrasting sharply with the bright clean whiteness of your office. His round, thickly moustachioed face breaks into a smile.
'Hello and Good Morning, Section Chief Falcon, how are things going? Settled in I hope.'
'This is not merely a social call I presume, Po-Ling, hurry it up,' you reply.
#Oh, yes, of course, ah yes. We have discovered some disturbances in the timelines Chief, occurring almost simultaneously. These are at the timehole on Earth 1194 BC - apparently where the ancient city of Troy is supposed to lie, and a timehole in space itself, 2665 AD, although I can't imagine what would be happening there.
'We have also received a message from Interstellpol. Apparently they have a deep-cover agent in the Cybernet organisation. Dark Star and a team of Cybernet agents are planning to raid the polybdenum warehouse stores at the space port in Alpolis. Their ally, Yelov, probably requires more polybdenum for his stolen Time Machine. Well that's it, Falcon. Good luck.' And his image fades.
All three situations will have to be investigated and you will have to investigate one of them yourself. Will you:
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