jaiden, to OH
@jaiden@ordinary.cafe avatar

#OH: is linkedin just tumblr for neurotypicals?

DrRetro, to OH German
@DrRetro@chaos.social avatar

#OH: Dein Freundesgeschmack ist zu exklusiv um regional zu suchen.

linus, to OH German
@linus@donotsta.re avatar

: Süße Maultaschen

domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

:

  • “what if we made an ISP over AC?”
  • “BGP over Avian Carrier?”
lanodan,
@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me avatar

@domi IP over semaphores

domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

: how have you not dissolved into the floor yet

lanodan,
@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me avatar

@domi LORE IS JAVA

domi,
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

@lanodan NOOOOOOOO

musicman, to chicago
@musicman@mastodon.social avatar
domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

#OH

  • what is it?
  • floor cleaner
  • what?
  • it clears the floor
lanodan,
@lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me avatar

@domi vacuum cleaner, it cleans your vacuums.

feld,
@feld@bikeshed.party avatar
publicvoit, to privacy
@publicvoit@graz.social avatar

A guy on my train talked on his phone about a wedding he's planning for one Million Euro in Salzburg for some british guys. 🤷

I just wanted you to know.

domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

: bourne again shrimple

gabboman, to OH

bee careful if you use php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQdRT2odUIk

#OH-FUCK-IT-APPLIES-TO-ONE-OF-MY-SERVERS

j3j5,
@j3j5@hachyderm.io avatar

@gabboman yeah, I've read the PoC is scheduled for May in a conference, hopefully there's something else re. mitigation. Thanks anyway!

outofcontrol,
@outofcontrol@phpc.social avatar
etherbloom, to OH
@etherbloom@chaos.social avatar

: We can't sleep, so we decided to poke the catboy with a stick and see what happens

inktrap, to OH German

"Ein Bekannter freut sich auf den Knast, weil er da mehr verdient und mehr Möglichkeiten und mehr Freiheiten hat, als in der Behindertenwerkstatt. In der verdient er 35c die Stunde. Hach, da wird Inklusion gelebt. Im Knast ist es mehr und da kann er dann auch eine Ausbildung machen."

LAGilman, to OH
@LAGilman@raggedfeathers.com avatar

: Woman on phone in public space: “You’re not even a man! You’re a pussyboi. You’re a vagina!”

Me: “why would you use vagina as an insult? Most people like ‘em.”

Woman in line ahead of me: “Vaginas are tough!”

Her male companion: “Tougher than balls, yeah. Those’re soft & delicate.”

😂

It was the general consensus of everyone in line that the woman should at least have put the other person on speaker, so we could have gotten the full performance. If you’re going to do this shit, commit!

linus, to OH
@linus@donotsta.re avatar

: This is as if they took the German train station design and then made it as cheaply as possible

linus, to OH German
@linus@donotsta.re avatar

: och nee, ich hasse OOP

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