domi, to OH
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#OH: how have you not dissolved into the floor yet

musicman, to chicago
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domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

  • what is it?
  • floor cleaner
  • what?
  • it clears the floor
publicvoit, to privacy
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A guy on my train talked on his phone about a wedding he's planning for one Million Euro in Salzburg for some british guys. 🤷

I just wanted you to know.

#gossip #privacy #OH

domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

#OH: bourne again shrimple

gabboman, to OH

bee careful if you use php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQdRT2odUIk

#OH-FUCK-IT-APPLIES-TO-ONE-OF-MY-SERVERS

MrJameGumb, to leftymemes in You know I'm right 😏
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

grammar nazi? GRAMMAR NAZI?!?!

👁️👄👁️

That really hurts my feelings 😭😭😭

I will be haunted by your harsh words for many a sleepless night 👻😱👻😱👻😱

It looks like I might have lost some fake internet points too!!! 😰😰😰😰

MY GOD!!!

the trauma is too much… I’m going to be sick with fear!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤮

etherbloom, to OH
@etherbloom@chaos.social avatar

#OH: We can't sleep, so we decided to poke the catboy with a stick and see what happens

inktrap, to OH German
@inktrap@chaos.social avatar

"Ein Bekannter freut sich auf den Knast, weil er da mehr verdient und mehr Möglichkeiten und mehr Freiheiten hat, als in der Behindertenwerkstatt. In der verdient er 35c die Stunde. Hach, da wird Inklusion gelebt. Im Knast ist es mehr und da kann er dann auch eine Ausbildung machen."

MrJameGumb, to lemmyshitpost in 400,000 species
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

you sound like beep boop…

beep boop? BEEP BOOP?!?!?

👁️👄👁️

That really hurts my feelings 😭😭😭

I will be haunted by your harsh words for many a sleepless night 👻😱👻😱👻😱

It looks like I might have lost some fake internet points too!!! 😰😰😰😰

MY GOD!!!

the trauma is too much… I’m going to be sick with fear!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤮

LAGilman, to OH
@LAGilman@raggedfeathers.com avatar

: Woman on phone in public space: “You’re not even a man! You’re a pussyboi. You’re a vagina!”

Me: “why would you use vagina as an insult? Most people like ‘em.”

Woman in line ahead of me: “Vaginas are tough!”

Her male companion: “Tougher than balls, yeah. Those’re soft & delicate.”

😂

It was the general consensus of everyone in line that the woman should at least have put the other person on speaker, so we could have gotten the full performance. If you’re going to do this shit, commit!

linus, to OH
@linus@donotsta.re avatar

: This is as if they took the German train station design and then made it as cheaply as possible

linus, to OH German
@linus@donotsta.re avatar

#OH: och nee, ich hasse OOP

ytvwld, to OH German
@ytvwld@chaos.social avatar

: "Meine Tante heißt Ruth." – "Ah, dann ist sie Superuser."

linus, to OH German
@linus@donotsta.re avatar

#OH: Baden TV ist bestimmt ein Ableger von Servus TV

domi, to OH
@domi@donotsta.re avatar

: “hamburgers are basically pitas but with different bread”

DrRetro, to OH German
@DrRetro@chaos.social avatar

: Glühwürmchen-Dockingstation 🤣

26pglt, to OH
@26pglt@mastodon.au avatar

A huge &S issue for staff as well as life threatening for patients.

What’s so hard about improving ventilation & air quality, routine testing, paid leave, isolating covid patients & using n95 masks? We would all be so much safer.

Major abrogation of responsibility in public health

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-02-11/patients-catching-covid-hospitals-australia-infection-control/103442806?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other

domi, to OH
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: is there a toki pona word for cock and ball torture

w7voa, to random
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This year “starts with another record-breaking month – not only is it the warmest January on record but we have also just experienced a 12-month period of more than 1.5°C above the pre-industrial reference period,” says Samantha Burgess of the Copernicus Climate Change Service. https://climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-2024-world-experienced-warmest-january-record

pacanukeha,
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unixorn, to OH
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seanbala, to cincinnati
@seanbala@mas.to avatar

@dohappybelove is travelling to Cincinnati for the next three days for work. Any recommendations for good cafe, coffee shops, or food? She is vegetarian and likes Indian, Middle Eastern, and Ethiopian. She also loves art. Thanks for the help!

@coffee

pacanukeha, to OH
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theresnotime, to OH

#OH: You can see they're Z-fighting

(they're such a fucking nerd)

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