metin, (edited ) to AdobePhotoshop
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Affinity has been bought by Canva, to compete with Adobe.

It was of course a matter of time before Affinity would outgrow its status of sympathetic small-scale Adobe alternative, and be sold for large proceeds.

Canva is into AI. Hopefully Affinity will get some useful AI-powered image processing tools, like upscalers and denoisers, but Canva will probably add generative shit and introduce subscriptions sooner or later.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/canva-acquires-affinity-design-suite-004813952.html

#canva #adobe #affinity #GraphicDesign

darrendilieto,
@darrendilieto@illo.social avatar

@metin I love their tagline, "Those that can't, use Canva" 🙃 #Joking

petelittle1970, to conspiracy
@petelittle1970@masto.alittleofnothing.co.uk avatar

The jets were busy this morning spraying Wokeion and Agent Fushia into our atmosphere.

Wokeion is activated by the microchips in the covid vaccine and turns straight people gay and makes us buy bikes.

Agent Fushia is broken down into it's active agents by 5G antenna and makes us all left leaning and environmental focused and really keen to live in a15 minute gulag. ;)

Or it's just ordinary water vapour on a cold morning? Hahaha

😆😉

fitzbew248, to Birds
@fitzbew248@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

Keep your eyes peeled this winter for the rare and elusive "Carolina" Canada Goose, a species which hates the water and lives in trees like a warbler.

#birds #birding #nature #joking

InfoSecSherpa, to random

Why are some people so triggered by two spaces after a period in a paragraph? It’s how many were taught to type on a typewriter. Learn how to set margins on an Olivetti and then we can discuss the thrown shade.

mel,

@InfoSecSherpa done

and instead of picking a side, I'd like to suggest em-width spaces after periods, since this is the 21st century and we have unicode

#joking

goaty, to random

it's wild how there are no women and no japanese people on mastodon

sylvia, (edited ) to writing

hello writers, how will you procrastinate today? 😀

I will just reload my mailbox for confirmation of an appointment and maybe, I will go and play with my kittens, and, maybe, who knows, I will get so bored that I finally do the last bit of nano prep today :)

#AmWriting #writing #procrastinating #joking

hacks4pancakes, to random

I’m pretty sure someone at my ISP is just purposefully out to destroy me and my career by killing my internet at the least opportune times when it’s the most difficult to switch connections.

ellie,

@hacks4pancakes Business people are usually really relieved to finally take a break when the internet goes out. People who use it for Facebook are more screamy. Maybe replace one of them with a non-business line so you seem scarier?

(Mostly #joking)

amadeus, (edited ) to vegan
@amadeus@mstdn.social avatar

#Introduction

I'm a raw #vegan #fruitarian #musicproducer / #musiclover on a journey to #unlearn many things I have grown accustomed to, a #unity #consciousness explorer with a focus on creating #abundance and #fulfillment for everyone / everything. 😇️

Among others, I invest in animal / human #liberation, #bicycle riding, #cargobike culture, #dancing, #foss, #freedom, #joking, #kindness, #laughter, #linux, #nature, #opensource, #positivethinking, #selfsufficiency, #sustainability, #singing. 🥰️

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