rephlex00,
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Inspired by Ricki’s enlightening threads on the human condition I’ve decided to try my hand at thought provoking discourse.

What kind of snacks do you keep on the cistern of your toilet?

For me, it’s mostly spicy pickles and dipping sauces.

Alice,
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@rephlex00 This is my standard cistern snacking setup.

MarvinTheMartian,

@Alice @rephlex00 you people disturb me……….🤦‍♂️

EwanCroft,

@Alice eat the rubik's cube and uno cards

dko,

@Alice @rephlex00 Whenever someone in business™ utters the phrase "close the loop", I always mentally add "like eating on the toilet".

pearlbear,
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@Alice @rephlex00

TIL that people keep food on their toilets!

Alice,
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Show us your restroom snacking systems!

RVLara23,
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@Alice wait, people keep food in the bathroom?

😁

video/mp4

asbestos,
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@Alice
That's disgusting, 15x so if it's a public restroom.

glasspusher,
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@asbestos @Alice it is disgusting. Now I want a magnetic sign to put on my car that says Restroom Snacking Systems

asbestos,
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@glasspusher

@Alice
That would be epic. You could complete the look by getting a bunch of the big cardboard boxes of snack foods to put in back

Alice,
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@asbestos @glasspusher A mix of boxes of chips and commercial grade bulk toilet paper.

glasspusher,
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@Alice @asbestos “ask us for a free estimate!”

ned,

@Alice @rephlex00

This is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a long time.

LPerry2,
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@Alice @rephlex00 Why the 15th edition?

Alice,
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@LPerry2 @rephlex00 Because the 14th edition got a little too "dirty" and needed to be replaced.

leighms,

@Alice @LPerry2 @rephlex00
So it got recycled one page at a time?

Does it have problematic glossy pages?

I've nearly finished an old DIY book and am looking for recommendations.

rothko,
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@Alice @rephlex00 CMOS FTW

dammitjanet,
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@Alice @rephlex00 those cookies are out of date, probably still edible in 2033

Alice,
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@dammitjanet @rephlex00 Don't be jealous that I still have some of my Spring of 2023 Girl Scout Cookie stash left.

noondlyt,
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@Alice @rephlex00 Uno 💀

mothninja,
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@Alice @rephlex00 this is Art

Itty53,

@Alice @rephlex00

Chicago Manual being there is just 🤌

JoeBeam,
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@Alice @rephlex00
I believe you need to consult with your doctor.

bcharper,

@Alice @rephlex00 Is the marinara for the olives or are they separate entities? 🤔

Alice,
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@bcharper @rephlex00 The snack basket is a choose your own adventure.

bcharper,

@Alice @rephlex00 I do not want the toilet olives. 🫣

3D Knife GIF “Personally I choose violence”

tsubtext,

@Alice @rephlex00 Now that’s living! Those of us with tankless toilets have to resort to accessorizing.

Photograph of a white skinned person, wearing a necklace and bracelet, made out of gummy peaches and other candies.
Photograph of a dude wearing a beer bandolier, holding up a can of Pabst blue ribbon, and the text, “Wage War on Thirst!”
Photo of a guy wearing a chest mounted cooler bag filled with snacks, gleefully sharing the bounty with his guy pal.

20002ist,
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@Alice @rephlex00 Uno is good because you can play elimination rounds.

ocsweetest,
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@rephlex00 @Alice hello I’d like to make a reservation for October 11th.

Alice,
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@ocsweetest @rephlex00 I've got you down, but please be forewarned that I am very good at UNO.

ocsweetest,
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@Alice @rephlex00 My middle name is Rubik in case you were wondering.

hampants,
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@Alice @rephlex00 mustard and cream herring in the jar, take your pick, we don’t judge in this house

Baley,

@Alice @rephlex00 you guys are throwing all this stuff out now, right?

Alice,
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@Baley @rephlex00 I'll throw out the wrappers after I'm done eating my snacks.

Baley,

@Alice 😆 @rephlex00

rephlex00,
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@Baley I scrubbed the whole area with hibiclens

Baley,

@rephlex00 yeah, I'll try not to judge 😆

sentient_water,

@Alice @rephlex00 🤣 heavy on the irony

jhavok,
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@Alice @rephlex00 Neext-level shitpost. Like, a fine miasma of aerosolized shitpost.

Alice,
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MarvinTheMartian,

@Alice @rephlex00 @Baley make sure to put lots of fiber in it 🤣🤣

Baley,

@MarvinTheMartian @Alice @rephlex00 omg stop making it worse

MarvinTheMartian,

@Baley @Alice @rephlex00 I rarely make things better 🤣🤣

MarvinTheMartian,

@Alice @rephlex00 @Baley now you are just TRYING to be gross 🤢 🤣🤣

ouinne,
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@Alice the UNO for some reason is the funniest of all, you are a genius

Alice,
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@ouinne Same. Love the idea of a dumb multi-player card game being available in a bathroom.

ouinne,
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@Alice imagine how the reverb of the bathroom would enhance the inevitable UNO screaming matches!!! The majesty!!!

rephlex00,
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@Alice You sit backwards to operate this setup, correct?

acm_redfox,
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@Alice @rephlex00 this thread is deeply disturbing, but the UNO and CMS definitely bringing the pizzaz here! 😜

md,

@rephlex00
The Poo-Pourri before you go air freshener is supposed keep down smells. I don't think it works well and it makes my butt tingly.

philiph,

@rephlex00 wait you call the toilet tank a cistern?

kierkegaank,
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@rephlex00 just myself when i feel handsome

rephlex00,
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@kierkegaank Best reply.

rothko,
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@kierkegaank @rephlex00 https://yves-tumor.bandcamp.com/track/crushed-velvet

billyjoebowers,
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@rephlex00

What about for the guest bathroom?

RickiTarr,
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@rephlex00 Oh man all I have is Room Spray

DemocracySpot,
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@RickiTarr

Box of kitchen matches...

@rephlex00

SophiaFree,

@rephlex00 It doesn't feel thought provoking. More stomach provoking.

rephlex00,
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@SophiaFree Please follow @RickiTarr for the real stuff. I’m just a parody of her awesomeness.

RickiTarr,
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@rephlex00 @SophiaFree You're pretty awesome yourself

DemocracySpot,
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@rephlex00

Restoration Hardware terlit, and McClure's pickles. 🔥

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