This may be 100% wrong and I am sure there is a ton of good data to refute it but it is a solid fact that when you are sick and it's not a barf-inducing sickness you can eat whatever the fuck you want.
So this is just me and not bona fide medical advice but if you feel yourself getting sick - or you're about to get the FUCKING SHINGLES VAX, APPARENTLY - get thee to the store and load up on a ton of shit you love that may or may not be bad for you. This is defined by healthcare professionals* as the "Poor Me Window."
I got THREE (3) vaccines in one day and I know zero dumbfuck neo-Nazi MAGA chuds follow me but, if you happen to see this, I did this specifically to become an Antifa Supersoldier and live forever on baby stemcells so I can work relentlessly to end the white race or whatever dumb horseshit you fervently believe is the overall imperative of preventative healthcare.
@GrimmReality
Every time a MAGA moron turns down a vaccine, I take it instead. This year alone, I've taken over a thousand COVID boosters. My power grows exponentially every time.
Soon, I will unleash my evil plan: making sure all human beings are treated with respect and dignity and have their basic needs taken care of.
Oh hey, a day later, what news? New COVID booster! When I get this on TOP of the other three jabs, I will probably have the power to overthrow the Christian god and make every evangelical church a gay club and/or demsoc re-education center.
I'm sure eventually some fash freedom-fighters will marshal up and come for me but I will control all the ZOG military forces at that point, plus you ever fight a shitty gaggle of illiterate Nazi yokels ridden with cardio-vascular issues and shingles? Not sure it'll be a formidable thing to overcome.
@GrimmReality So very true. Do you think I'll catch on fire if a I go near a church since I'm Jewish and will have the antifa woke mind virus 5G powers?
One of the best ironies is, the most rote, facile libertarian/alt-right/neo-Nazi aggrievement is "statists" (haha) ceding The State a "monopoly on violence" and then every normal rational person who just doesn't want to kill minorities and "degenerates" and subjugate women to their "natural" state of feudal servility and brood-mare-ing deciding a State-monopoly-on-violence is fine if the specific target of state violence is right-wing shitsacks trying overthrow the republic to make all their dogshit medieval dreams a reality.
Like I'm pretty ACAB-ish and an avowed opponent of the carceral-industrial complex et al. but you MAGA twats really are just making the case for what is basically better, stridently denazified cops and prisons being ok if they're for right-wing Christian terrorist Breitbart subscribers constantly plotting murder.
Writ shorter, "ThE sTATe haS a MonOPoLy oN ViOLENcE!" is not remotely a convincing argument for people just trying to live their fucking lives and not have them completely (further) fucked up by barbaric conservative fuckstains who LITERALLY attempted a fascist coup d'etat because voters rejected their dick ideology.
By the way, if ANYone ever calls you a "statist," definitely laugh and say "yup, sure, whatever" because I promise it doesn't mean jack shit to you other than the normal government-should-use-tax-money-to-solve-problems that it should versus its utterance exposing the utterer as a 100% depthless flaccid extra-white incel randroid pseud who has substituted dumb fucking orthodox catchphrases for a personality.
The debates I will have are how to nationally pay for every last person in our polity seeing a fucking doctor when they need to, or going to school when it would help them make a life, because those things solve actual problems. There is no reasoned debate with neo-Nazis. It will never be had. It SHOULD never be had. The last debate anyone should ever have with fascists is when members of 45th Infantry rolled up to Dachau and gunned down the guards.
You think actual fucking coups are "free speech," so I'm fine with you, and only you, dying in prison where the stupid, psychotic behavior specifically prescribed by your beshitted ideology can't hurt anyone. You berks. You miserable joy-hoovering sociopaths.
@GrimmReality Intolerance need not be tolerated. Those people think it’s some kind of “gotcha.” Like, “You say violence isn’t the answer, yet you support punching Nazis in the face?” Yes. Correct. These things are not at odds with one another. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
@dan613@GrimmReality
I know if there was a double-blind clinical trial, I know which side of the experimental protocol I would rather get. Hoping for some salsa too.
@GrimmReality I recommend* popping down to your local Gordon’s (or whatever wholesaler is convenient to you) and getting a case each of frozen biscuit rounds, egg rounds and bacon and/or sausage patties and become very well acquainted with your countertop toaster oven.
*from personal experience. Our Monarch/USFoods store is fucking delightful.
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