woodpunk, 
I witnessed a #meme actually happening in real life!
A guy at the self service checkout was getting increasingly irate and bellowed at a passing staff member that he wanted to speak to the manager.
The manager turned up and asked how she could help. What followed was a furious rant about how the machine wouldn't accept his Tesco Clubcard.
The manager quietly delivered this immortal line:
"Sir, this is a Morrisons."
