woodpunk,
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I witnessed a #meme actually happening in real life!

A guy at the self service checkout was getting increasingly irate and bellowed at a passing staff member that he wanted to speak to the manager.

The manager turned up and asked how she could help. What followed was a furious rant about how the machine wouldn't accept his Tesco Clubcard.

The manager quietly delivered this immortal line:

"Sir, this is a Morrisons."

iuculano,
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@woodpunk

Reminds me of the time, I don't think I was even a teenager, when I ordered a Big Mac at a Harvey's....

rivetgeek,
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roadskater,
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@rivetgeek @iuculano @woodpunk Baristas at the independent coffee shop in my office building gets really shirty if you order a grande latté.

gkemp,
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@woodpunk I'm pretty sure those are both grocery store chains in the UK. I ... I understood that reference!

woodpunk,
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@gkemp You Sir, are winning at The Internet today! 👍

Shadowfalx,

@gkemp @woodpunk I mean, if it was the US, they'd probably be owned by the same 6 their cards would work universally.

https://www.albertsonscompanies.com/about-aci/overview/default.aspx

16 grocery store brands owned by Albertsons.

https://www.kroger.com/i/kroger-family-of-companies

19 owned by Kroger. And they attempted to buy Albertsons last year. That deal is still pending (from what I can find).

zalasur,
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@woodpunk That manager knew exactly what they were doing 😂

_thegeoff,
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@woodpunk Had that with somebody trying to use a Waterstone's card in Blackwell's. I tried gently explaining that while book tokens are accepted in basically any bookshop, store cards don't work like that. Didn't help. Might have made things worse.
And yes, I'm aware of the irony a decade later.

Dtl,
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@_thegeoff @woodpunk you were in the same place as a time traveler!

_thegeoff,
@_thegeoff@mastodon.social avatar

@Dtl Yes, but if they'd had any decency they'd have done the "What's the date? Yes, but WHAT YEAR?!" thing. Shoddy temporal navigators, no idea which decade it is...

Dtl,
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@_thegeoff they need to throw in a "who's the president/prime minister" too for added authenticity.

GlowingLantern,

@Dtl @_thegeoff And then you answer, “Do you mean the President of the European Commission?”, to mess with them. Would even work in current EU countries… 😜

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