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osakajack

@osakajack@famichiki.jp

Yes, THAT OsakaJack.
US-born immigrant living in Japan.
He/Him

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FlockOfCats, to random
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I wonder how long #trump practiced in front of the bathroom mirror

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats You think he casts a reflection?

osakajack, to random
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I'm gonna try to do the #30DaySongChallenge
I'll just put the songs as replies to this one.

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 1: A song you like with a color in the title
Some others came to mind, but honestly? Red Like Roses.
https://youtu.be/pYW2GmHB5xs?si=7_1IZBj5EpltMNl1
I never did get into the series that came from this, but this song and animation enthralled me.

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 2: A song you like with a number in the title
Takanashi Kiara's cover of 4Blood by KIRA
Not the deepest lyrics, but this is a song I play when I'm almost late for work and need a mental state of GOGOGO
https://youtu.be/Fwc-LH8IGj8

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 3: A song that reminds you of summertime.
I mean... https://youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA
DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince's "Summertime" for me.
There's probably as much nostalgia for how I was when this song came out as there is actual enjoyment of the song, but it's relaxed and chill.

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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 4: A song that reminds you of someone you'd rather forget.
Hm. Tough one.
I'm going to go with Orbital, Halcyon On and On
https://youtu.be/bV-hSgL1R74?si=91SCXMUq2ethK6cw
This was one of the very few songs my sister wouldn't complain about listening to if I was driving her and/or her friends around somewhere.

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 5: A song that needs to be played loud(ly)
I think I'm gonna go with "Credens Justitiam," Mami's Theme from Madoka Magica
The artist created a new language by combining Italian, English, Japanese and Latin to form the lyrics.
Beyond epic.
https://youtu.be/wU10eqcK5AM?si=G7gQfU3wjxzX_IE5

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 6: A song that makes you want to dance
I know everyone knows this song. It was massively popular, but MAN does it make you want to move.
https://youtu.be/OPf0YbXqDm0?si=lglZtA4WBwPI0pEM
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 7: A song to drive to
There are a LOT, but the one that I have to choose is the one that was playing the time I allegedly did 90 on the highway near my house and missed getting pulled over by sheer luck of me exiting the highway at just the right time. (Be safer than I was, kids. That was dumb of me.)
Gorillaz, 19-2000 (soulchild remix)
https://youtu.be/0U9dkgISYyU?si=gmVI9SaL89x22Q2L

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge
Day 8: A song about drugs or alcohol
I went with this one:
In Heaven There is no Beer.
Originally composed in 1927, lyrics added in 1934, played at every Milwaukee Brewers game since the 1970's (Frankie Yankovic's version https://youtu.be/4HlKpWdrq-4?si=XFRRl2AsJgZuvzpQ
My dad loved this song and when we were young, he'd pick us up and dance around the room to it with us giggling in his arms.

osakajack, to random
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If there was any tip I could give someone who wants to live in Japan a long time, it would be this: legally get rid of your middle name.
You would not BELIEVE how troublesome it is to have to always explain why [First Middle Last] and [Last, First Middle] are both me.

FlockOfCats, to DnD
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Despite all my rage, I’m still just a …

Omg Billy Corgan is a barbarian 🫨

#dnd

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats Hm. If he's a rat in a cage, he sounds like a druid to me.
Maybe multi-classing?

FlockOfCats, to random
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Why would anybody want a nonFunyuns-able token?

#NFT #crypto #snacks

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FlockOfCats, to random
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I’m sorry Domino’s but I’m unsubscribing. We both know that I am more than well aware of the Big Wednesday 3 for ¥2599 promotion.

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats They still have that in your area? The one near me stopped that months ago.
And, not coincidentally, I stopped ordering Domino's months ago.

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats I'll have to keep checking and hoping. That was a dang worthwhile deal

osakajack, to random
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108,705 positive COVID cases in Japan yesterday.
Mask up. Stay home. Get vaccinated. Ventilate the air.
Please.
https://moderna-epi-report.jp/

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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Remember when Gwen Stefani said that she's Japanese?

osakajack,
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@BlackAzizAnansi Oh, nobody here forgot that.

dnc, to StupidFood
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osakajack,
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@dnc @stopthatgirl7 I like how these are clearly fake, but oh so close to believable.
Like for the 4th of July one, the flavors they chose, nasty. But if they made blue corn, tabasco and cracked pepper ones, I could see myself trying them.

BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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What's your favorite obscure history fact?

osakajack,
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@BlackAzizAnansi One of the key people that solved Apollo 13's mid-flight guidance system problems was Judith Love Cohen, who was in the hospital in labor at the time.
The child she gave birth to is Jack Black.

ct_bergstrom, to random

Note to my health provider's 24-hour medical advice line: "Knocking on Heaven's Door" slaps but maybe isn't the best hold music for y'all.

osakajack,
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@ct_bergstrom @stopthatgirl7 The song CD in my vet's office includes one English song. "Naturally" by Gilbert O'Sullivan. A peppy tune about a guy planning his suicide because his whole life goes wrong and nobody cares.
NOT the best thing to listen to while I was waiting to have my beloved cat put to sleep out of mercy.

osakajack, to random
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Okay. Here's my challenge.
4 more followers on Twitch and I will have McD Japan black pepper egg tartar nugget dipping sauce live on cam.
Everything about that sauce sounds so terrible to me, heh heh.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1877838595

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