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osakajack

@osakajack@famichiki.jp

Yes, THAT OsakaJack.
US-born immigrant living in Japan.
He/Him

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FlockOfCats, to random
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Doing a translation about sports equipment and it’s full of stuff like “hard swingers will love the heft of the wood in their hands and the smooth contours of the shaft” 🏏😳

#editing #translation

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats "This thick, hard wood will help you get to third base, maybe even a home run."

osakajack, to random
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Day 22- an incredibly popular song that you like
I'm gonna say Destiny's Child- Survivor
I know this quickly reached the level of "kinda overplayed," but, dangit, it's a good one. https://youtu.be/Wmc8bQoL-J0?si=UoIl0VSJaz-64Dvi

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#30DaySongChallenge Day 23- The funniest song you like
I have to go with this one.
Flo & Joan - I Drank Too Much.
I nearly peed myself laughing the first time I heard this. And I have taught it to some adult English learners. heh heh
https://youtu.be/Oz3oDIN6AaQ?si=1cpYFKxezUu6thA9

FlockOfCats, to random
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TIL that rolling coal is a thing, and I can’t believe people would spend thousands of dollars to do something that is obviously, actively harmful and also profoundly stupid, just for the sake of broadcasting to the world that they are a huge asshole.

Do you see a lot of these in the US??

Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_coal?wprov=sfti1

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats I hate how the narrative for many people has changed from, "So what if I don't have empathy for everyone?" to "Any empathy or thing that makes people safe or secure is bad and I am against it."

FlockOfCats, to random
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The technical term for tanuki 💩 is tanuki dookie.

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats tanuki unchi?

osakajack, to random
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One year ago today, my beloved cat Mufasa passed away. Today I went to his grave and put flowers by the stone.
But I think I want to post a bunch of pics and vids of him, too.

osakajack,
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@mxtthxw All the best to you and yours. We'll all meet up over the Rainbow Bridge someday.

FlockOfCats, to Japan
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Dear product namers / brand managers in #Japan, I’m happy to look at your stuff for a reasonable fee to avoid situations like this 😘

#branding

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats Agreed

osakajack, to random
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Japan might not be well known for its sunsets, but let me tell you, they can be astoundingly beautiful.

Beautiful sunset pic
Beautiful sunset pic

osakajack,
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This may very well be the best picture I have ever taken.

FlockOfCats, to random
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Impeccable technique 🧑‍🍳🍳 🤌

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats I saw this the other day. I wonder if it would really make them all that much fluffier. https://twitter.com/TastyJapan/status/1709191571181330910
Yours looks delicious!

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@FlockOfCats Don’t self-depreciate. Those look great.

osakajack, to random
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You know how some people's genetics makes them more susceptible to loose stool?
And how stress can sometimes cause loose stool?
And how sometimes a food can be not quite right and cause loose stool?
And how antidepressants can cause loose stool?
And how sometimes many events happen at the same time?
I do believe I shat out my soul this morning.

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Hey, honest question. Next weekend will be the one year anniversary of my beloved cat Mufasa's death. I was planning on posting a bunch of vids and pics.
Would that bother you, to see pics & vids, knowing he has already crossed the Rainbow Bridge? Should I cw it?

FlockOfCats, to science
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I think my toilet paper it’s touting its De Broglie wavelength as a selling point 🤓

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats "With the highest sine amplitude for your ass' comfort."

osakajack, to random
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Did you know that if an entertainer cancels their shows and says it’s b/c of COVID, their insurance will not cover the cost?
This is why a LOT of entertainers suddenly have rare diseases that are totally not COVID

From: @mainichi
https://famichiki.jp/@mainichi/111140776349487817

FlockOfCats, to random
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Make a gritty reboot of Rude Dog and the Dweebs, you cowards

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats I owned multiple Rude Dog shirts.
Proudly.

osakajack,
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@FlockOfCats I lucked out. We were poor, and couldn’t afford new jeans for me JUST as jeans with ripped kneeholes became popular.

osakajack, to random
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Anyone know what type of spider this is? This one was only 3-4cm, but we sometimes see them the size of my whole palm.
They’re usually very timid, but this one reared up in ready to strike pose at me.
I’d hate to kill a roach-eater, but if it might bite the kids at the school, I will.

osakajack, to random
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I'm gonna try to do the
I'll just put the songs as replies to this one.

osakajack,
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#30DaySongChallenge Day 25 A song you like by an artist no longer living.
I'm gonna go with Scatman John- Scatman
https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8?si=IVT0Grs6TQjOaTV9
Something you might not know is, this great performer had an intense stutter, and he was very self-conscious about it. But he discovered that, while singing, he had no stutter at all.
I have shown this vid and told this story to several young students with stutters. And the inspired look in their eyes is always priceless.

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#30DaySongChallenge Day 26 A song that makes you want to fall in love.
To be honest, maybe it's b/c I'm ace, but most love songs just don't connect with me. They're pretty, but feel like fiction.
This one, though. This one hit me.
A relationship so good that you can comfortably stay quiet with each other. I cannot imagine a closeness more than that.
Lights- Quiet
https://youtu.be/m0Ohl3MMq0o?si=cEJ0gODKlnuVz1mE

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#30DaySongChallenge Day 27- A song that breaks your heart
In July, 2022, the vtuber Sana "graduated" for unknown reasons. I had started watching streams a bunch, and it was sad to see her go. The only original song she released was "Astrogirl"
Later, someone reworked the song to be a slow piano, instead of peppy upbeat. It was somber.
In October, my beloved cat Mufasa died. And I was beside myself. Gura singing slow Astrogirl was how I slept. But also how I cry now.
https://youtu.be/cZAISRhs7f4?si=JBcVOaUq_x9uu0Ry

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#30DaySongChallenge Day 28 A song by an artist whose voice you love
Feels like they ran out of good ideas on this list...
Still, this person has an incredible sound.
https://youtu.be/nin-fiNz50M?si=UoCyuBJoSdKXBauX
Alabama Shakes - Don't Wanna Fight

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#30DaySongChallenge Day 29 A song you remember from your childhood.
I know and love so many still, but this one stands out.
Fraggle Rock - Let me Be Your Song https://youtu.be/j0PtCdqFL7o?si=sYyf7s0p9Jpe_c5c

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#30DaySongChallenge Day 30 A song that reminds you of yourself
I don't know. But a song I loved so much that I knew back & forward and almost wore my cassette tape out was this one.
Partners in Kryme - TURTLE Power
And, yes, I can still sing/rap this entire thing without even thinking about it.
https://youtu.be/uxHWm_bGScY?si=gtboA3tZJGSVTpyW

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