noodlejetski

noodlejetski, 4 days ago to random

oh hey, new Balkan Beat Box album released!

oh no, they're now doing that generic "slow hip hop beat with autotuned vocals" thing

oh no no no honey no

thatmanmatt, 4 days ago to random

I need a way to remember how mnemonic is pronounced.

noodlejetski, 4 days ago to random

I've bought new shorts a few days ago, so of course it's been cold and rainy all the time since the moment of the purchase.

kalisz79, 4 days ago to random Polish

Nie jest wykluczonym, że otrę się w nieodległej przyszłości przez moment o Opole. Co się robi w Opolu?

echo_pbreyer, 5 days ago to random German

🇩🇪Heute berät die zuständige Arbeitsgruppe im Rat der EU über den neuesten, wahnwitzigen #Chatkontrolle-Vorschlag. Mit dem Konzept “#Uploadmoderation” sollen User jetzt erpresst werden:

Entweder, du erteilst der Totalüberwachung per Chatkontrolle deine “Zustimmung” oder du darfst keine Photos, Videos und Links mehr teilen.

Wir #Piraten sagen „Nein!“ zur Chatkontrolle. Gerade jetzt braucht es starke #digitaleFreiheitskämpfer im Europaparlament. Unterstütze uns mit deiner Stimme bei der #Europawahl!

https://www.patrick-breyer.de/chatkontrolle-blockade-wackelt-chatkontrolle-verweigerer-sollen-mit-foto-und-linkverbot-bestraft-werden/
#PiratenWählen

kalisz79, 5 days ago to random Polish

"Adelphopoiesis (gr. ἀδελφοποίησις od ἀδελφός „brat” i ποίησις „tworzenie”, scs. bratotvorenije, łac. ordo ad fratres faciendum) lub pobratymstwo – braterstwo duchowe lub duchowa adopcja, usankcjonowany prawnie i obrzędowo związek między osobami tej samej płci w Kościele prawosławnym i Kościele katolickim."

https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelphopoiesis

thatmanmatt, 6 days ago to random

My “special offers” as listed by the Zalando app:

• air force one sneakers
• socks
• socks
• socks
• sweatpants shorts
• multipack t-shirts
• socks
• socks
• socks
• air jordan trainers
• tommy hilfiger slip-ons
• multipack t-shirts…

… wait, rewind a bit: tommy hilfiger slip-ons? 🤢 never in my life would I have thought of, searched for, clicked on or in any other way desired these.

echo_pbreyer, 7 days ago to random German

🇩🇪Das Bündnis gegen #Chatkontrolle nimmt den neuesten Entwurf zutreffend als #Massenüberwachung auseinander ("gescannt oder gesperrt werden") und warnt vor "Folgen bald auf unser aller Geräte": https://chat-kontrolle.eu/index.php/2024/05/31/gescannt-oder-gesperrt-werden/

Ihr wollt Widerstand am Verhandlungstisch? Wählt #Piraten!

RickiTarr, 7 days ago to random

One of the things I love is when a noob starts watching Trek shows for the first time, and they're like, This is so silly, it's ridiculous, that guy turned into a lizard and impregnated his captain, that lady got possessed by a sex ghost that belonged to her grandma, the captain is sorting a room full of floofy guinea pigs, the ship runs on mushrooms, this theme song makes no sense, and I'm just like Yeah, isn't it great?! You either get it or you don't, I don't know what to tell you.

thatmanmatt, 8 days ago to animals

Lawnmeower.

#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

futurebird, 8 days ago to random

When I bought this titanium teapot as a gift to myself for finding a new job years ago I really felt bad about how much it cost— but I’ve decided it’s, in a way the ideal sort of expensive treat: absurdly durable, timeless, utilitarian, strange.

This one is going in my will. I hope someone takes it with them to space someday. (that is my new heirloom benchmark: how likely is this to be in the 1 ton allowance for those moving to the dyson swarm never to set foot on earth again?)

euronews, 9 days ago to random

Female health apps aren’t doing enough to protect sensitive data, study says
https://www.euronews.com/next/2024/05/31/female-health-apps-arent-doing-enough-to-protect-sensitive-data-study-says?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Business @business

nileane, 9 days ago to random

Byyyyeeee

radpanda, 9 days ago to random Polish

Zaczynają mnie denerwować codzienne alerty RCB, które nie mają przełożenia na rzeczywistość.

Burze? Gwałtowne opady deszczu? Don't play with my hopes ;-;

noodlejetski, 10 days ago to random

a song I've recorded a few years ago. shamelessly ripped the base from The Chieftains and while I can't replicate the vocalist's haunting voice, I've added a few voices of my own.

it's still May, so it's relevant.

https://funk.gravitywell.xyz/library/tracks/160821/

stfn, 10 days ago to random Polish

No już mi zaczęli jakieś pieśni walić zza okna

RadicalGraffiti, 10 days ago to random

Anti-cop sticker spotted in Los Angeles

radpanda, 10 days ago to random Polish

Autonomiczni nacjonaliści czy nie, wasze wlepy i tak wyskubie nożem tak samo.

plantarum, 10 days ago to RSS

Pro-tip for fans of @pluralistic : if you find his long threads clog your timeline, subscribe to his #RSS feed instead:

https://pluralistic.net/feed/

So much nicer to get the whole article in your feed reader of choice than interleaved among other posts on your timeline!

If you still want to see stuff he boosts on Mastodon, or other toots here, use a filter to screen out the long threads:

#mastotips

A screen shot showing a Mastodon filter named "Cory's threads", with a single keyword: "Long thread/"

signalstation, 10 days ago to random

who's here in 2024? 🥳 🥳 🥳