kelexyn1203

@kelexyn1203@mastodon.social

45+ crazy cat lady. Politically liberal Izzy Hands Lover, and Steddyhands to boot. Ace/aegosexual. 🖤🤍💜 I block for stupidity. 🦀⚔️🐢 under 18 DNI.

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dgar, to random
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kelexyn1203,

@dgar MAGNIFICO

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

Am I the only one who noticed that Izzy was carrying that goddamn note from the crew IN HIS FUCKING GLOVES?

Not a vest pocket, not a trouser pocket, but INSIDE THE GLOVE.

So it's literally always at hand, so he always has tangible proof that he is Loved. And that fucking smile. IZZY SMILES.

I'm just going to sit here and sob myself to death.

@IzzyCanyon #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

kelexyn1203, to animals

#CatsofMastodon I have a feeling I'm being watched...

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

@IzzyCanyon um.

https://tubitv.com/movies/646629/vengeance-is-mine

Vengeance Is Mine, starring Con O'Neill, is free to watch on TubiTV.

just in case anyone is interested.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kelexyn1203,

@lowqualityfacts this explains why I'm losing weight, because I have cut off my Oreo consumption!

mathowie, to random
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we're less than three years away from this country's 250 year anniversary and I'm only like 50/50 sure our democracy will still be around to enjoy it

kelexyn1203,

@mathowie

I'd be shocked if it still existed. I'm shocked that it exists today. As a country, we're a little over two hundred years old. It's shocking that we haven't had revolution overthrowing leadership before now. It's got to be some kind of record that we're still holding onto the intially established government. I mean, France was still beheading kings while we were fighting to establish ourselves.

GottaLaff, to random
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⚠️ “ advisory panel declared an ingredient in widely used oral doesn’t work, setting the stage for dozens of products to be removed from U.S. store shelves.

At issue is phenylephrine, an almost-century-old ingredient in versions of Benadryl, Mucinex, Tylenol and other over-the-counter pills, syrups and liquids to clear up congested noses.”

kelexyn1203,

@GottaLaff

In other words, the sky is blue, water is wet, bears do shit in the woods, and just in: the Pope is Catholic.

No kidding it doesn't work. It's never worked. They only put it in drugs so they could yank pseudoephedrine out (y'know, the one that actually WORKS) because OMG PEOPLE USE IT TO MAKE METH.

kelexyn1203,

@Virginicus @GottaLaff

I. This is utterly AMAZING. Thank you. wanders off to change my name to Walter White

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

yanked from @IzzyEnjoyer @IzzyCanyon

My AO3 is here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/kelex/works

Hit me up, because I hate talking about myself but I can yap about my writing for days.

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

"Bat Out Of Hell," EdIzzy. Discuss in light of the S2 teaser, especially the Ed-on-the-beach and Izzy's prayer circle.

@IzzyCanyon #IzzyHands #EdwardTeach #ourflagmeansdeath

tikli, to izzycanyon

This is CLEARLY a prayer circle, but what is Izzy praying for? Wrong answers only.

#OFMDS2 #IzzyHands @IzzyCanyon @izzycanyon

kelexyn1203,

@tikli @IzzyCanyon @izzycanyon his balance back as he's missing a toe.

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

Anyone else thinking that "Poison" by Alice Cooper is a great Kraken/Izzy song?

...

Just me, then?

"I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name"

"I wanna kiss you but I want it to much"

Just me, then.

@IzzyCanyon

kelexyn1203,

@friskybizfan @IzzyCanyon

I'll go ahead and throw "Bed of Nails" in there, too, for EdIzzy. Because that's just some downright dirty fuckin' in that.

Silber_Schleier, to IzzyCanyon German

Oh daddy... 😳 #ourflagmeansdeaths2 @IzzyCanyon

kelexyn1203,

@Silber_Schleier @IzzyCanyon I think that's what Stede's thinking...

kelexyn1203,

@Silber_Schleier @IzzyCanyon to be completely fair, I'm in the same boat. "Head empty, only shirtless Izzy" since I saw the picture for the first time.

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

@IzzyCanyon Is there a Highlander AU? Izzy's an Immortal, so is Blackbeard, and in the duel, Izzy kills Stede only to have Stede reawaken and find out he's Immortal too. So now Izzy is responsible for training this absolute cockwaffle and refuses to admit that he and Ed are both falling for the little shit.

kelexyn1203,

@friskybizfan @IzzyCanyon I REALLY want it to be a thing. But I'm not sure if Highlander is a popular enough thing any more!

kelexyn1203,

@friskybizfan @IzzyCanyon When they get close to each other, roughly eyesight distance? my general guess used to be about 20-30 yards, because I don't really recall a lot of consistency. but it has been awhile since I have been any degree of active, so I could be wrong about that distance. I was a huge Methos fan and figured if anyone was going to be a swordfighting Immortal, it'd be Izzy.

kelexyn1203,

@Dinosaur_with_a_Juicebox @friskybizfan @IzzyCanyon I always support the introduction of newbs to vintage fandom. although tbh, my MacLeod was always Connor, and I was a movie fan before I was a show fan, but Adrian Paul convinced me pretty quickly!

popcornreel, to mastodon
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BREAKING: THE FOLLOWING, AMONG OTHERS, HAVE BEEN CRIMINALLY INDICTED IN GEORGIA TONIGHT:

DT
Mark Meadows
Rudy Giuliani
Jenna Ellis
John Eastman
Sydney Powell

kelexyn1203,

@popcornreel Something I haven't seen mentioned and I'm desperately hoping for?

RICO charges, from what I understood from DA Willis's statement, is that all defendants convicted on the charges, require some jail time. MSNBC coverage pointed out that Rudy and possibly Donnie could be staring down the barrel of spending the rest of their lives in a Georgia state prison.

I think that would be beautiful.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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This blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kelexyn1203,

@lowqualityfacts

https://youtu.be/65Qzc3_NtGs

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

kelexyn1203,

@lowqualityfacts

Somehow, all I can think of are Graboids

kelexyn1203, to IzzyCanyon

#ThirstyThursday #HavingAWeek @IzzyCanyon

Um. Pretty much everything I write, unless it's specifically NOT.

But if we're talking thirst?
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3139836

My OFMD Kinktober2022 series. It is nothing but filthy porn.

I'm also gonna throw out some love for LiveStream, which is the least-porny Onlyfans thing I've ever seen,

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42180309

CoffeeCatsJA, to IzzyCanyon

Isn't it common sense (yeah yeah🙄) that if I have you blocked on one platform, I probably don't want you following me on a different one?

Sure maybe it was accidental or forgotten, but if you're genuinely curious & don't want to be creepy, have a mutual-in-law reach out and ask.

Maybe this is just me but come on now....new platform doesn't mean that past stuff didn't happen or doesn't matter.

Respect people's boundaries.

@IzzyCanyon #IzzyCanyon #OFMD

kelexyn1203,

@plunderheavenblind @CoffeeCatsJA
@IzzyCanyon

https://fedifinder.glitch.me/

Someone else linked this tool, and I used it today, and I scooped up about thirty people on my Twitter I'd been missing, and you know what it doesn't do? It doesn't add blocked people. So you can run this instance, and if anyone is currently on your list that doesn't show up on the Fediverse thing, then you've got a list of people to check out blocking. I wouldn't say auto-block, because hey, it's new, mistakes happen.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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I have such grand ambitions for this account. Once I reach 100,000 followers I will launch a tshirt store. It will contain only one shirt that has a picture of a frog and says "A frog a day keeps the government away". The shirt will cost $20 and you will all buy it.

kelexyn1203,

@lowqualityfacts also, because I want my shirt?

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