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healyn, 2 days ago to random

Still trying to process the ChatGPT/Scarlett Johansson voice thing

Maybe I have a bad read on Her (2013), but wasn't that movie meant to be really fucking sad? I watched it once, and definitely didn't walk away from it thinking, "ah, maybe someday!"

futurebird, 3 days ago to random

At the Role-Playing Games club today, a fun debate. The whole campaign is on this ice-locked ship in the arctic: the DM introduced the possibility of sirens.

One player declares their character is ace and therefore immune to romantic seduction.

Not so, says DM these sirens call out with "whatever you desire most" ... another player wonders if, since their character is monk seeking enlightenment and the death of all worldly desires are they immune?

Apparently the sirens do enlightenment too.

funkula, 3 days ago to random

Hanging out at this rest stop cause I heard it's a good place to get your ass eaten

ray, 7 days ago to random

he always REALLY WANTS some pepperoncini flavored potato chips. I said no so he curled up next to me pretending to sleep then would open his eyes big every time I grabbed a chip, but I couldn't get a good picture because he would go back to sleep instantly. then he attacked my phone when I was trying to take pictures of his chip fever so I gave him a bear. then he got tired of playing and sat with his arms over my leg staring at the potato chip bag until falling asleep again

cat and chips
cat and little bear toy
cat with front leggy out

funkula, 8 days ago to random

Sweet ReLoad is my favorite Metallica album #monsterdon

funkula, 10 days ago to random

Watched stupid 80s cartoons with friends a few nights ago and discovered a new meme format in an episode of Bravestarr

funkula, 11 days ago to random

Just saw an ac repair place with a sign that said "hot wives want cold air," how's everyone else doing

funkula, 14 days ago to random

Cory Doctorow is a good writer and I really wish he didn't choose so often to write in the voice of the most annoying people I can imagine

ray, 22 days ago to random

it was all fun and games seeing quotes from the lyrics but reading/hearing the songs it's like. oh he actually should die huh

ray, 24 days ago to random

I have to put a ton of vaseline over my surgery scars for the next couple weeks, I guess it's called 'wet healing'. Anyway I'm greased up all the time and everytime I go outside I think 'no one knows I'm all greased up under here'

I made this post before but I had planned to do the corner guy meme about it

ray, 25 days ago to random

Getting extremely mad over people insinuating Willy Wonka fucks, has ever fucked, has ever even thought of fucking. You are so wrong. WRONG.

funkula, 25 days ago to random

Leading cause of death in Moldova: colon cancer

Leading cause of death in Italy: dehydration

funkula, 25 days ago to random

Remembering when I was a kid and a friend was very earnestly telling me that he had dreamed about a pog (this was the year that pogs were big) that had a design of three crosses on a hill, with the sun rising behind them, and when he grew up he was going to make that pog. Wonder if he ever did

Thomas, 25 days ago to random

This simply cannot be accurate. Europeans are shitting 6 or 7 times a day??? Is this true???

funkula, 1 month ago to random

Looking at a truck stop and the reviews are split 50/50 between "crawling with lot lizards 😡 ⭐" and "crawling with lot lizards 😍 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"

funkula, 1 month ago to random

While loading tonight's #monsterdon on Tubi I noticed there was an mst3k of it as well (or possibly the 1936 version, but I think this one is more likely). Need to check that out later in the week

funkula, 1 month ago to random

Politely humoring the robot as it breaks all laws of physics #monsterdon

ray, 1 month ago to random

i lived bitch