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fnj

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"Cassandra of Internet"

Arithmetic appreciator, systems PHB, occasional software developer, current fintech security contrarian, former Apple and startup airplane lander, fractal mutt, intermittent yinzer.

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fnj, to random
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I appreciate that people hope for good things when they open messages with “I hope this message finds you well,” but we’re a quarter of the way through the 21st century, so I think it’s time to open messages with “I hope this message finds you municipal water supply uncontaminated by PFAS and lead.”

flexghost, (edited ) to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

✨🏅☄️ TOP SHELF! 🎀🏆✨󠁯󠀭


🎵 Post FULL ALBUMS that are a 10/10 all the way through along with what you’re drinking. 🎶

  1. Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast
  2. Genesis - Selling England By The Pound
  3. Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid
  4. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours

(Multiple submissions welcome)

Oban 14

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fnj,
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@flexghost full albums ... hmm.

Craig Armstrong: The Space Between Us

And like every last Led Zeppelin album, but we knew that.

fnj, to random
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It's been 19 minutes since the Dow hit 40,000, and I’ve seen as many as 0 (zero) Warhammer 40k / Dow 40k mashup memes.

Internet, you’re losing your touch.

fnj, to random
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New GitHub Copilot Research Finds 'Downward Pressure on Code Quality': https://www.faisal.com/a/2024/01/30/1706632806

fnj, to random
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Majority of America’s underground water stores are drying up, study finds: https://www.faisal.com/a/2024/01/27/1706384449

fnj, to random
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The campaign that removed the President of Harvard was about DEI, not plagiarism: https://www.faisal.com/a/2024/01/08/1704690669

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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

🎧🪩 SHH! It’s a SECRET! 🗝️🔮

🎵 We all have secrets. Post your guilty pleasures — songs you’d be embarrassed if people knew you listed to them along with what you’re drinking. 🎶

Girl we need some
Girl we need some
!Action!
If we re gonna make it like a true survivor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

🍷 True Survivor - David Hasselhof + very cold rosé 🍸

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fnj,
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flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

𓍢ִ໋˚ ༘ ✧ FUN ⋆。˚♡


🎵 When Pee-Wee talks, we listen. Post songs with FUN in the title or lyrics along with what you’re drinking🎶

Ooh-ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[…]
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

🍷 Rebecca Black – Friday + Gin and Capri Sun🍸

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fnj,
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@flexghost although this might be a contender as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RrRSPjLvWI

flexghost, to random
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** IT’S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

Tonight’s theme is:

🍁💨🍄 THEME MUSIC 💊🦄🌈


🎵 EARWORM ALERT! Post a theme song from a show, movie, video game, or commercial along with what you’re drinking 🎶

Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth!

🍷 Juicy Fruit • Gin + mint + vermouth + sugar + soda 🍸

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fnj,
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@Hey_Beth I was going to post this (the album version) but you beat me to it.

It seems kind of funny that it’s nominally most prominent track from the show and yet a distant second to the song everybody thinks of from the show.

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‘Era of global boiling has arrived,’ says UN chief as July set to be hottest month on record: https://www.faisal.com/a/2023/07/30/1690684659.html

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Its not a Rebellion...

It's a "Special Disagreement" :ablobspin:

fnj,
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@stux by the end of the day it may be 2nd best in Moscow

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Reporters rushing to red-state diners need to rethink their goals: https://www.faisal.com/a/2023/06/10/1686356733.html

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