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emsquared

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An analogue / digital hybrid with a love of Tommy Cooper . Lived in England, Australia & now #Glasgow #Scotland.
Interested in good mental health. Not interested in division or inequality. Have a good sense of humour. Probably odd.
Deeply suspicious of #Ducks

#audio #photography #art #gardening #Trauma #cptsd #menieres #MentalHealth #haiku #KrazyKat #Music #Bitwig

Avatar is Krazy Kat & Ignatz mouse
Header: Ignatz throwing a brick at Krazy (fx:zip-pow). Officer Pup shouts "Transgression!! "

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emsquared, to uk
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Lidl offering me 15% off a welding helmet. How I'm not running down there right now to avail myself of this offer is a mystery.

emsquared, to random
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The good bit about the NHS in Scotland, lower population and all that, is when you need an X-ray you just go to the nearest hospital that has an X-ray unit. None of this wait for an appointment letter delay(maybe that's improved in England) . So off for some prime radiation dosage. Blood tests next week, head swap in two weeks. New batteries fitted while I wait. Replaced by more efficient toaster in a month.

emsquared, to tea
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emsquared, to tea
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We're an apathetic nation in the disunited Kingdom but if there's one thing that could spark a revolution then this must surely be it #tea
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/tea-shortage-sainsburys-red-sea-b2494912.html

emsquared,
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@ExtraPenguin It'll be hand to hand fighting...

emsquared, to random
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I think this is as good as i can get in showing yet another direct hit by a pigeon on the kitchen window. No lasting damage caused to any pigeon I believe. Took a bit of exposure jiggling and polaroid filtering to the best clarity. #pigeons #KitchenWindow

emsquared, to gadgets
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Was a bit annoyed when other half spent out on this but this microwave toastie maker is bonkers good. Way less faff and cleaning nightmare than those old electric sandwich toasters.
#kitchen #gadgets #food #microwave #toastie

jbond, to random
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It's still surprisingly hard to play music through an android phone that's stored on a wifi connected home NAS. But Winamp on the laptop does it with ease. I can remote control the laptop with AmpWifi, but the laptop is in the sitting room and me, the phone, the bluetooth amp and speakers are in the kitchen.

Don't you dare say "Plex".

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@jbond I access audio and video on a NAS on android via vlc okay but but my needs are simple and... Disclaimer: I know nothing.
Hope your situation improves.

emsquared, to Sleeping
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Well that's a first. Somebody asked me a random question in a dream overnight that has caused me to find out more about my answer. I was asked by strangers in a park if I'd ever met anybody so posh that I couldn't understand what they said.
I replied yes. A man named Dr Pugh who I was told was part of the successful UK based climb if Everest in 1953.
I'd never looked into this or really given it much credence but lo, that was Griffith Pugh. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffith_Pugh

emsquared, to food
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The humble fritter
Not had one in a long time
Must rectify that

#food
#fritter
#Senyru
#Haiku

emsquared,
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@JackTheCat Been a very long time since I had a spam fritter seeing as I've been veggie since I was 14. Was tucking into a pineapple fritter circa 1999 in Woolongong Australia on the beach front when a gull flew down, smacked me around the chops with its wings and made off with my fritter. It still smarts.

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@JackTheCat You'd think vegan spam wouldn't be hard to mock up. One day they'll grow spam in the lab. Very Soylent Green.

benerinora, to random

I love it so much when pets have human names :neocat_happy:

emsquared,
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@benerinora Used to live nextdoor to a police woman who had a cat named Brian.

emsquared, to random
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Breaking news: The ex-lodger is not revisiting.
I'm gutted obviously.

emsquared, to random
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Sunny but windy out there. Walked (and coughed) my way to one of those wonderful "everything and the kitchen sink" hardware store / pet shop, cheap tat type shops I've never been in. I grew up being sent by Dad to get various things from a similar shop when young run by people Mum knew from school, now a husband and wife team. He looked just like Deforest Kelly (Bones from Star Trek). Whenever I shyly presented Dad's written list I prayed for "I'm a doctor, dammit not a hardware shop salesman"

nyquildotorg, to random
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I have seen exactly one episode of Thomas the Tank Engine and it's the one where they punished a locomotive by walling him up inside a tunnel forever. Never felt the need to watch another, lol.

It's kind of the exact opposite of that story where an excavator gets stuck down in a hole and eventually gets converted into a stove or something in the basement of the house they built on the spot.

emsquared,
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@nyquildotorg But was that a Ringo Starr narrated episode or not (depends how old it was I guess)

emsquared,
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@nyquildotorg I read that he declined it initially but then relented. The Liverpool born actor Michael Angelis did it after Ringo (very similar voice) (his brother Paul was the voice of Ringo in Yellow Submarine)

emsquared, to random
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Sounds well windy out there today. Have kept the bins in the bin sanctuary since Wednesday. I'm spoiling them. Even the brown bin and they don't even collect that one any more.

emsquared, to uk
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Why is Leeds Castle in Kent? #UK

emsquared, to Haiku
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Would be different
If the world was run by stoats
I'll just leave that there

#Haiku #Senyru

emsquared, to music
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Do love this little anecdote about Tom Waits as told by American stage director Robert Wilson...#TomWaits #Music #RobertWilson #audio

emsquared, to TimeTravel
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There needs to be a film made, you know proper big budget affair about somebody that accidentally discovers time travel, tells nobody and just goes back in time every now and then to watch some decent telly. #TimeTravel #TV #cinema

DJDarren, to music
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Been inspired to actually dig into Suede, a band that I largely ignored back in the ‘90s.

Turns out their last album is Really Very Decent.

Suede - Autofiction

https://songwhip.com/suede/autofiction

#NowPlaying #Music

emsquared,
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@DJDarren Is the correct answer (pulls best Jarvis type moves without putting back out)

emsquared,
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@DJDarren I can forgive Jarvis for lots of things just because he wrote Running the world.

emsquared, to Sleeping
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Dreamed that the actor Alan Ford phoned me up randomly as his Brick Top type character (could just as easily be Alan the homeopath from Toast of London) to tell me he wasn't effing happy with the way I'd been doing things.
It was a long phone call.

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@DJDarren Ha. Luckily not.

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