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alveolar_thrill

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Linguist • Scottish tap water enthusiast • expect typos Profile photo: Snufkin from Moomin

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When pirates go “arrr” it’s basically the same when people go “periodddd”

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Just found out a department store is not the same thing as a shopping centre

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From now on I am starting all emails with “I hope this email finds you before I do”

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I was at the shops with my nephew yesterday and he said to the woman at the till “you’re very good at your job” then followed up with “and you don’t even look old either”

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My dad worked at a student accommodation place on night shift, I just got flowers and card from his colleagues and the card said “our students called him their night-shift hero, a title well deserved”

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I know he looked after the students so well, they also loved him. He told me about when they had a party in the common room one night and they were feeding him pork bao and spring rolls all night 🥹

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My face has changed

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    @Roadwarrior29 I’m just really not feeling it for some reason

    alveolar_thrill, to random
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    Elf on the shelf is just a panopticon for weans

    alveolar_thrill, to random
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    Does anyone actually know how to use a semi-colon? Because honestly, I just go off of vibes

    alveolar_thrill, to random
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    When I was wee I used to think Sylvanian families was called Slovenian families because when I asked my grandma where Sylvania was she went “you mean Slovenia, it’s next to Hungary”

    alveolar_thrill, to random
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    I want to be so androgynous that I cause confusion when getting a pat down at the airport

    alveolar_thrill, to random
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    I made haggis tatties and neeps for dinner and honestly it never misses

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    I had a very important interview and I think I fucked it but I’m completely fine with that?? It’s hard to care about things when the world is in its current state

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    I think a lot about my great grandparents and those from further back generations, I only hear about them from my Grandma whose memory is hazy. In a few generations time, if the earth is still habitable, people could just look up their ancestors online and find a wealth of information.

    alveolar_thrill,
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    I know some people can do that already depending on their lineage but imagine being able to loook up your great grandparents and potentially seeing their social media, wild.

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    One time at my old job I was showing a customer a phone they wanted to buy. As I was standing at the display I could feel a hand touching my arse and I was like?? Surely not?? I turn around and her toddler had her hand in the back pocket of my jeans.

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    The mum was mortified but I personally found it hilarious, I hope she taught her child to not go digging in strangers pockets

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    When we were in the indyref period my pal at school was a staunch unionist, he LOVED the British empire, he wore Union Jack everything, and one day he changed his name on twitter to “That British Kid”, to this day I still feel like whiteying from how cringe it was.

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    The executive dysfunction is hitting so hard today

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    I physically cannot get up

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    I’m sitting thinking I need to get good different games just incase I somehow end up in squid games one day

    alveolar_thrill,
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    My Google history right now is “how to play ddakji” “best way to win dalgona” “how do you play battleships”

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    I just woke up but I really needed a long sleep my god

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    I just don’t have what it takes to have a fancy signature

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