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alveolar_thrill

@alveolar_thrill@mastodon.scot

Linguist • Scottish tap water enthusiast • expect typos Profile photo: Snufkin from Moomin

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I just learned how hyperbole is pronounced

alveolar_thrill,
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@Tattie @alveolar_thrill it’s even worse than epitome

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One time I was watching my nephew when he was 5yo and he said he didn’t want mac and cheese for dinner even though my sister told me that’s what he should have, I then rebranded it as “surprise pasta” and he had never been so excited over a meal before.

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Then I realised the power of marketing

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I am a phonologist but not by choice

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I’ve been vegetarian for about 8 years now but it’s getting so hard right now because I just really want sardines :(

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Is it out of order to tell my neighbour I can hear everything that goes on in their house clear as day?

alveolar_thrill,
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Can currently hear the 5yo screaming to the point it actually sounds painful

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Copper from the Fox and the Hound looks just like Matt Smith

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I went to Costco today and got a 1kg bag of kimchi gyozas, I could not be happier

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Watching Alice in Wonderland for the first time since I was 6 and I forgot how insanely trippy it is

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I just know the spaghetti and meatballs in lady and the tramp were absolutely banging

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I remember before the🤘emoji we had to do \m/

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I made the best lentil curry I’ve ever made so far and it turns out the secret is just an absurd amount of ghee

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I just got a wug tattooed on my arm :D

alveolar_thrill, to random
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Going to go get a tattoo today because that’s how I deal with my problems

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Imagine living a life where your enlarged prostate is national news, I would be mortified.

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There’s a cat who’s been coming to my garden and hiding under the decking for ages now so I’m going to try and befriend him, maybe with dreamies

alveolar_thrill,
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I’ve decided his name is keeper

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This is Keeper

alveolar_thrill,
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He used to run away every time he saw me move in the house but he’s been staying still recently

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It’s mental how the worst thing that could’ve happened to me has happened, yet I’m somehow existing just fine.

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There’s a German shepherd in my street called Sherman

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I’ve been pacing a lot lately so when I do that I just get the hoover out

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