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@alanz@social.coop

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jbond, to random
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Stagflation: Is that when Inflation goes for a long, lost weekend with its mates in Amsterdam or Prague?

No. It's when Sunak and The Tories miss their growth targets and their inflation target and we have a falling GDP at the same time as high inflation.

#GTTO

alanz,
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@jbond

Last time it happened it kicked off the Neoliberal era. Maybe it will trigger a different change now.

nonlinear, to random

I'm trying to migrate to nonlinear@praxis.nyc but some shit is happening.

alanz,
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@nonlinear

If you put a leading @ we can click through to your new profile.

@nonlinear

troed, to random
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Just had a discussion that turned out to be quite fun. Put on your demo coding hat and answer this question:

What's the fastest way to create a square root lookup table from scratch? That is, a table where the entry for '9' will result in '3'. Integers only, let's say the highest number you're interested in is 65535.

alanz,
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@troed

There are two alternative measurements of "fastest"

  1. Least wall clock time from being given the problem and having a table
  2. Take your time, but produce code that has the shortest run time to produce the table.

Which is required?

Tweetfiction, to random

Oh God it's zero! ๐Ÿคฏ

alanz,
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@Tweetfiction

I get 0, having done all 20

@vfrmedia

alanz, to random
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There is a special place in hell for people that deploy sites that a) don't let you paste your password and b) only tell you the requirements when you press submit (clearing the entry in the process)

alanz,
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@simonmic

At least that place lets you edit in place.

jbond, to random
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Currently watching "The Man Who Fell To Earth" TV Series and thoroughly enjoying it. Wondering which well known actor is going to get the next bit part.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10758074/

Irreversible climate change tipping point by 2030, eh? The ultimate tech fix leads to a higher peak of "business as normal", but then chaos and collapse.

Now, where have I heard that before.

alanz,
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@jbond

And suddenly I have Bowie in my head

alanz,
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alanz, to random
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I have mixed feelings about being followed by @lowqualityfacts .

Am I a source? :)

sanityinc, to random
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Had a really nice chat this morning with @alanz, a long-time polyglot developer tooling expert who โ€“ among many other things โ€“ has been a key contributor to Haskell IDE and refactoring tooling. He's a great example of the low-key open source heroes who tick along in the background using their time to make software development life more productive and enjoyable for us all. ๐Ÿ’ช

alanz,
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@sanityinc

Thanks. It was great to chat.

evan, (edited ) to random
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How big should the fediverse be?

#EvanPoll #poll

alanz,
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@pettter

This sounds like the real world. You have your own circle of people you know, but it spreads out to everyone eventually

@bhaugen @evan

summeremacs, to emacs

And now for the last one: I came up with an idea two days ago and announced it on /r/emacs. It's a colouring system for items in . Almost none of my programmer friends could figure out why I would want to colour files different, which is funny because I can't think of a perfect system which doesn't use colours like this.

But somebody made it for me and it's now available and it works great. ๐Ÿ’– Thank you Karthink!

Dired-Delight
https://github.com/karthink/dired-delight

alanz,
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@summeremacs

Your images don't render on GH

@daviwil

terrorjack, to random
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spj moving away from comic sans!?

alanz,
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@terrorjack

I wonder if its because he is no longer at MS Research

sanityinc, to random
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I have some bonus time available next week, so if anyone would like a chat or even a free consultation, grab a slot via the link below!

If you have software career, project, or technical challenges/ideas, we can discuss them, or if you'd just like to meet a new person and nerd out about weird hobbies, that's fine too.

https://calendly.com/steve-purcell/chat

alanz,
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@sanityinc

I saw it early enough this time to take action :)

apps, (edited ) to random
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Are you a #Fedilab beta tester (Fdroid/Google)?

alanz,
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@apps

Just joined F-Droid beta. Did not realise it was a thing

alanz,
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@apps

I just did this in stock F-Droid. Will it do anything?

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