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cstross, to random
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US Politics in a nutshell:

The US forked British Monarchy™ in 1776, but froze the dev branch with Constitution 1.0, so didn't bother to backport any of the subsequent bugfixes and security patches (1831, 1918, 1938, etc.) from the main British branch.

Anyway, you've got a bunch of British Monarchy™ users who instinctively want to tug the forelock but don't have anyone to tug it at and it upsets them because homebrew is no good—it takes 700 years of inbreeding to roll your own nobility.

Salty,
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@cstross Oh I think you under-estimate the speed-run to inbred moronarchy they've got going here. Chances of Donald Trump becoming Eternal Benefactor of the Imperial United States of America are growing by the day.

evacide, to random
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When I talk about digital privacy, there is always some smug genius who shrugs and tells me, "Who cares? We all know we don't have any privacy anyway." Nothing could be more wrong. Convincing you that the fight is already over to the way people in power get you to stop resisting.

Salty,
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@shermozle @JessicaTaylor @evacide I usually go with "oooooh tell me all about the last time you had sex!" but that works too.

Binder, to random
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I’m starting to think that Sales loves acronyms not to tighten up their communications but to obfuscate their ignorance of what they’re talking about.

Salty,
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@johnlogic @Binder Too right. Give them an inch, and they'll take a mil.

dgar, to random
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Salty,
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billbennett, to random
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An interesting moment for New Zealand’s Rugby players to be considering strike action just as the prime minister scolds protesting workers for planning strike action.

Salty,
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@billbennett God help the New Zealand government that has managed to piss off the All Blacks to the point they go on strike. Luxon, Seymour & Peters gone by lunchtime?

phil_stevens, to random
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Memo to eugenics death cultist David Seymour: The pandemic has not "largely subsided" and we reserve the right to keep kids home from schools where the risk management protocols are unacceptably low.

Normalise masking and fund air filtration, you ghoul.

Salty,
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@phil_stevens Oh, it’s going away alright. Seymour wants to fine you $3000 if you let your kid stay home from school sick one day too many.

davidaugust, to random
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Data visualization 📊

Salty,
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@davidaugust @dragonfrog go straight to logarithmic

skyglowberlin, to random
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I have a question: When you connect to an unsecured network, you get a warning that messages (e.g. login information) could be intercepted. So it's recommended that you use a VPN.

But doesn't that mean that your VPN login credentials could be intercepted?

Salty,
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@skyglowberlin Only if your VPN credentials are sent unencrypted. In which case, your VPN is ... not a good VPN.

But these days web sites are all SSL, in which case your credentials are sent encrypted already so a VPN adds little or no value.

Salty,
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@heiglandreas @skyglowberlin All you've done in that case is changed 'someone nearby might know my DNS query' to 'the VPN provider definitely knows my DNS query'. If that's something that worries you you can try DNS-over-HTTPS. If you're watching porn in public it probably doesn't though. :)

Salty,
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@heiglandreas @skyglowberlin Hmmm, and by the same logic, using DNS-over-HTTPS just changes 'VPN provider definitely knows my DNS query' to 'Mozilla definitely knows my DNS query'.

Salty, to NewZealand
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arstechnica, to random
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Outdoing the dinosaurs: What we can do if we spot a threatening asteroid

Someday, an NEO will pose a threat to us. Thankfully, we have options.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/05/outdoing-the-dinosaurs-what-we-could-do-if-we-spot-a-threatening-asteroid/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Salty,
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@arstechnica If recent experience is any guide I expect the answer is that we will get to play Don’t Look Up in real life.

Salty, to NewZealand
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'Climate Change Minister Simon Watts said New Zealand was calling for more ambition but "at the end of the day, we've got a step forward and that's pretty historic".'

Then he came back to Aotearoa and voted to resume exploration and extraction of fossil fuels, per his party's policy.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/political/504703/cop28-deal-significant-step-forward-climate-change-minister-says

Salty, to random
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TFW the Mayor tells you you just handed him a $2B funding shortfall, and the alternatives will piss off all your core voters a ****load of a lot.

strypey, to random
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The NatACT government's Fast Track legislation takes final decisions over resource management consents away from regional councils, and hands them to government ministers. Think Big 2.0?

I look forward to strong non-partisan resistance from all the people who supposedly objected to Three Waters not because it was Labour policy, but because they thought it gave central government too much control over what were rightly local decisions.

Salty,
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@strypey

‘I look forward to strong non-partisan resistance…’

I honestly hadn’t thought of it that way and now I’m even more depressed, thanks.

strypey, to random
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It just occurred to me that most people alive in Aotearoa today will live to see 3 English monarchs serve as NZ Head of State. Some kiwis born since February 1952 only ever saw one. I wonder how having 2 changes of monarch might change how people feel about the prospects of electing one of our own as Head of State?

Idly wondering if making the Governor-General an elected position, while still formally reporting to the Crown of England, might satisfy both monarchists and republicans?

Salty,
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@strypey Not sure what the point of electing the GG would be ... Were you elected because you ran on a platform of striking down everything the government attempts to enact? What would that mean?

I think HoS should be appointed by a 75%+1 of Parliament, with the threat that Parliament dissolves if a new GG cannot be appointed within 90 days of the nominal end of the previous GG's term.

That should ensure the appointee is suitably acceptable to everyone.

Salty, to random
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"We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around. There’s been a systematic change where employees feel the employer is extremely lucky to have them, as opposed to the other way around."

Sounds like someone is asking for a unionisation.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/300970393/we-need-to-see-pain-australian-multimillionaire-says-unemployment-must-rise

drahardja, to cars
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I guess Elon is getting his wish to lay off 20% of Tesla because sales fell 20% (which is an idiotic equivalence by the way).

“Tesla announces fourth round of layoffs in four weeks”

#cars #ev #tesla

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/05/tesla-announces-fourth-round-of-layoffs-in-four-weeks/

Salty,
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@drahardja Tesla could save $55B and the company by laying off just one employee.

Salty, to NewZealand
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"Protecting the most vulnerable through this economically sticky patch must be priority number one for whoever wins next month’s election."

But we will, say NAct. Landlords have been doing it tough ever since 2017!

#nzpol

https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/13-09-2023/do-we-really-want-a-government-that-spends-only-enough-to-keep-the-lights-on

Salty, to NewZealand
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From today’s live blog on RNZ:

‘The ACT Party says it would allow builders to opt out of council building consents to improve the quality and cost of housing, if elected.’

Opting out of consents sounds like a fantastic way to ensure quality.

#nzpol

https://rnz.liveblog.pro/lb-rnz/blogs/64fccc3bcdcfebdab0aa44b9/index.html?liveblog._id=urn:newsml:localhost:2023-09-10T03:17:17.950926:14bb96c0-3789-402f-8147-dc6e86bf229c-%3Eeditorial

Salty, to random
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Ugh, we need a name for companies at this end-state of vampiric rent-seeking Everything as a [pay forever] Service ...

No, Microsoft, I will not subscribe to Windows.

https://www.theregister.com/2023/08/04/linux_desktop_cloud_desktops/?td=rt-3a

Salty, to random
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My feet are cold.

Should I put on socks?

Yes. Yes, I should.

Am I going to put on socks?

Clearly, no, I'm going to whinge about it on the internet.

Salty, to NewZealand
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Salty, to random
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That didn’t take long. If only someone had warned them … oh, wait, the privacy commissioner DID. Facial recognition is a privacy disaster.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/te-manu-korihi/514155/supermarket-facial-recognition-trial-rotorua-mother-s-discrimination-ordeal

Salty, to NewZealand
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#nzpol

Today's letter to the Minister for Climate Change --

Minister,

On RNZ this morning you were quoted as being disappointed that we have not inherited a climate change action plan sufficient to meet our targets.

Your government has already or is committed to:

  • Cancelled the Clean Car Scheme
  • Taken $500M in funding away from public transport and active mode transport projects
  • Directed Waka Kotahi to stop all work on cycle and walkway projects
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