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Trump talked about a “bloodbath” if he’s not elected. But what does he really mean?

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#Parody #NYTimesPitchbot #NFL @nfl

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East Side Story

Jersey field general Aaron said he was a Jet all the way, but now he’s fallen for RFK Jr. faster than Tony fell for Maria. Kennedy-Rodgers? Say it soft and it’s almost like praying.

by Maureen Dowd

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Joe Biden has officially secured enough delegates to be the Democratic nominee for president. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

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My NFL model shows a 64% chance that Aaron Rodgers will spend more hours at RFK Jr. rallies than on the field for the Jets. And I tell you the best place to get ketamine-laced elk meat near MetLife Stadium. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.

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Katie Bar the Door

Bad girl Britt’s kitchen kerfuffle had viewers saying “whoa Nellie!” But while she’s married to a gridiron great, this sexy senator sounds more like Andrew Jackson than Keith Jackson.

by Maureen Dowd

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The real winner at tonight’s Oscars? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

CodieneC, to music

🎶 "Won't apologise for being born sooner,
might be older but still in tune-r"🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvBWV9wlbrI

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“The US said it is unable to go any further than it already has because it is scared shitless of Benjamin Netanyahu.”

https://normalislandnews.substack.com/p/us-president-joe-biden-is-no-longer

#satire #parody #comedy #humor

Trumpbert, to random

New strips every Sunday. Reposts of strips from my book collection (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays.

Go to https://www.AuthorFreeman.com/project2025 for the answer to the question posed in the final panel of today's strip.

#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic

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Some will remember Mitch McConnell for interfering in the Supreme Court, attempting to gut Medicaid, or creating an era of dark money in politics, but I’ll choose to remember him for something far more important: his civility.

by David Brooks

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Someone more talented than I am needs to make the parody song "In the Zoom where it happens".

My wife came up with the phrase after hearing me hang up from a conference call at home.

"I want to be in the Zoom where it happens, the Zoom where it happens..."

#music #parody #wfh #zoom #hamilton

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Anything over 3% tonight in Michigan has to be considered a big win for Dean Phillips.

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Liz Truss CPAC speech - Rearranged! — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVd9jXXO9Vo

#ukpol #parody #lettuce

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Federal prosecutors say Alexander Smirnov's accusations about Joe and Hunter Biden were lies funneled from the Russian government. Here's why we plan to keep repeating those accusations in our headlines.

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Analysis | Trump has been ordered to pay $354 million for fraud. Can Republican Party donors afford it?

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Hi yall, imma post this one positive thing Trump said just to brighten yalls day now none of you naughty people say nothin negative in the replies or imma gomna say i am tired of these here replies; im not lookin for attention its just little ole me makin the world a happier place

Trump: "Pass me the ketchup"

Now see he is human yall just like us and no more negativity and sunshines amd rainbows and Republicans are yall friends too mmmkay?

{/s}

#GottaLaff #Parody #Trump

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Source: Vladimir Putin will be the next chairman of the Republican National Committee.

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In this Ohio diner, defense spending is when boosters pay high school linebackers to play for Ohio State.

But they know this: Trump's plan to let Russia attack NATO allies is a strategy worthy of Woody Hayes.

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