dnddeutsch, to random German
@dnddeutsch@pnpde.social avatar

Telefonieren ist ätzend und ich zucke zusammen, wenn das Telefon klingelt.

: Ich habe jetzt Marti Fischers "Nazis raus" als Klingelton und freue mich über jeden Anruf! 🤗

https://www.instagram.com/p/C7YfQzKMhh-/

LarsFosdal, to random
@LarsFosdal@mastodon.social avatar

My wife says that I can do whatever I want... as long as it is to her benefit.

jamalmarlone,
wfryer, to ukteachers
@wfryer@mastodon.cloud avatar

If you need to plan a meeting or event with multiple folks and check availability (and not everyone is on the same calendaring system like Google or Outlook, or may not know how to use those systems for meeting coordination) I enjoy using When2meet:
https://www.when2meet.com/?About

It’s free, simple, and visually powerful. Great UI / design.

#edtechSR #GeekOfTheWeek #edtech #MediaLit #LifeHack #productivity

purplepadma, to random
@purplepadma@beige.party avatar

Start to discuss immigration and you will soon find out the arseholes who are following you

belore, to random French
@belore@eldritch.cafe avatar
fatlimey, to random
@fatlimey@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

Pick up your keyboard, turn it upside down and shake it over an empty surface.

Be amazed at what falls out.

Feel ashamed you didn't do that sooner.

dotstdy,
@dotstdy@mastodon.social avatar

@TomF @fatlimey i just throw out my keyboard once a month and get a new, clean, one. #lifehack

Komodore68, to iPhone
@Komodore68@mastodon.online avatar

Papierfalten in gut: Ein Ständer fürs iPhone.

  • Pro-Tipp: Man muss nicht weißes Papier nehmen, es geht auch spacegrey und champagner-rosè. Auf Umweltschutzpapier bitte nur Fairphones!
  • Pro-Tipp2: Wenn man vorher das Apple-Logo aufs Papier druckt, kommt es einem automatisch wertiger vor.

https://www.iphone-ticker.de/ein-blatt-vier-faltungen-ein-schneller-iphone-staender-aus-papier-235241/

#iPhone #Tipp #Lifehack #Blogit

kaia, to random
@kaia@brotka.st avatar

inb4 it's not drinkable :hehe:

lain,
@lain@lain.com avatar
slawek, to random Polish
@slawek@mastodon.world avatar

Te pakowane mixy sałat z biedronki czy lidla można sobie położyć na kanapce, jak zwykłą sałatę w liściach. To jest całkowicie poza systemem, nikt tego nie sprawdza.

mariatta, to random
@mariatta@fosstodon.org avatar

Conferencing pro tip: label your power bricks (eg with stickers or whatever

mariatta, to random
@mariatta@fosstodon.org avatar

Touched down at PIT and immediately met other Pythonistas. sorry had to rush to my Uber but I will chat with you all soon at the conference!

mariatta,
@mariatta@fosstodon.org avatar

@iqbalabd No skill needed. If everyone just wears a PyCon (regional or US) or PyLadies T-shirt when they travel, then we can all spot each other.

lain, to random
@lain@lain.com avatar

it must be pretty hard cashing those giant checks you used to get in game shows

lain,
@lain@lain.com avatar
mariatta, to random
@mariatta@fosstodon.org avatar

Typo of the day:
delete instead of delegate

Gina,
@Gina@fosstodon.org avatar

@mariatta "delete all tasks"

nomadbynature, to random
@nomadbynature@101010.pl avatar

Whenever you need an excuse to get out of something: I'm running late to meet my imaginary friend.

jwildeboer, (edited ) to random
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

"Can I hug you?" was the most wonderful question I got asked today. When someone is deeply occupied with a problem and asks for help, offer them to take a walk outside and listen. No matter how long it takes.

maxleibman, to random
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

Accelerate your achievement by learning to set S.M.A.R.T. goals:

Specific
Measurable
Actionable
Relevant
Tangerine

jxrxme, to random German
@jxrxme@metalhead.club avatar

Das Online Ticket für den Zoo ist definitiv ein : Online Ticket? ➡️ Hier rein und ca. 1h Schlangestehen sparen.

derPUPE, to random German
@derPUPE@chaos.social avatar

storage @ home

jwildeboer, (edited ) to climate
@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net avatar

Whenever someone says to me "I don't believe that really exists/is such a big issue" I reply with a sincere "That's your religious freedom. I respect that. As long as you don't stand in the way of the solutions we must implement based on proven facts that science delivers, it's fine with me". It's a mood killer, but it helps ;)

eal, to random
@eal@post.ebin.club avatar

why is apple maps smart enough to mark where I parked my car but not smart enough to do the same for my bike

lain,
@lain@lain.com avatar

@eal mount an airtag on your bike

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar
brie, to random Polish

Ciężko? A może rzucić to wszystko i wyjechać… pod Grudziądz? Tam żyje się lżej, nawet o sześć tysięcznych procenta!

dgar, to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

If, at first, you don’t succeed, destroy the evidence that you tried.

fkamiah17,
@fkamiah17@toot.wales avatar

@dgar Ultimate 👍 🤭

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your !!

dgar,
@dgar@aus.social avatar
funhouseradio, to coffee
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
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