brouhaha,
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Introducing a revolutionary new software development methodology: WORN

Write Once Run Nowhere

Benefits:

  • Simple to learn
  • Compatible with either Waterfall or Agile development models
  • Ultra-fast compilation
  • No debugging necessary (or possible)
  • Low cost
  • Training courses available
johnefrancis,
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@brouhaha test success rate is always non-zero. 0 tests successful over 0 tests executable. No other methodology can guarantee this and are thus inferior.

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