vagina_museum,
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IMPORTANT LOST PROPERTY QUESTION! Did anyone visiting the Vagina Museum yesterday lose a little dalek?

vagina_museum,
@vagina_museum@masto.ai avatar

We've taken her inside in case she gets cold, wet or lonely.

vagina_museum,
@vagina_museum@masto.ai avatar

To answer your questions:
-The little Vagina Museum dalek is made of stone or concrete, she's very heavy
-We are watching her closely just in case she's a Weeping Angel hybrid
-We have a lift. We're fucked if her intentions are nefarious.

grb090423,
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@vagina_museum

This made me laugh loudly 😂😂👍😄

vagina_museum,
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To answer another dalek-related question: we know our visitors. They're awesome. Many are not typical/stereotypical museum visitors. It's entirely possible that a visitor:

  1. Owns a concrete dalek
  2. Takes it out with them
  3. Is sufficiently neurodivergent to not notice a heavy concrete object falling out of their bag.
mikey,
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@vagina_museum Reading a thread on possible issues with weeping angel/ dalek hybrids or mementos looking like them being left at the Vagina Museum is possibly the best reason to be on Mastodon.

JoscelynTransient,
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@vagina_museum This is what it means to know your audience...because um...that could definitely be something I could see doing😅​

vagina_museum,
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btw did you know we do neurodiversity-friendly quiet mornings on Thursdays? So if you find the sound of videos and background music overwhelming, and would like stim toys available to you, no questions asked, these weekly sessions are for you! https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/accessmornings

vagina_museum,
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We've decided to adopt the dalek and named her Cunt of Skaro. She'll be a protective grotesque for the museum, like our sheela-na-gig here. (but seriously, if it's your beloved concrete little dalek, let us know)

vagina_museum,
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🤔 Maybe we should put our little dalek on top of our donation box and get her to scream DONATE DONATE

For real, we're a charity. The museum is free admission. The cool stuff (and silly stuff) we do online is supported by donors. If you enjoyed this, DONATE DONATE https://www.vaginamuseum.co.uk/donate

LotharMucki,
@LotharMucki@norden.social avatar

@vagina_museum Still waiting for an answer, how I can donate without PayPal and a Credit Card.

vagina_museum,
@vagina_museum@masto.ai avatar

@LotharMucki there is information about alternative methods on the linked page.

brunogirin,
@brunogirin@mastodon.me.uk avatar

@vagina_museum what is it made of? Looks like clay from the photos.

R1Rail,
@R1Rail@mastodon.gougere.fr avatar

@vagina_museum an hybrid between daleks and weeping angels ?

simonvarwell,

@vagina_museum daleks and vaginas: one an iconic entity of human culture that often strikes fear and bewilderment into the hearts and minds of men, and the other…

NatureMC,
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JustJimWillDo,
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@vagina_museum

Dalek bumps for her pleasure.

forteller,
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@JustJimWillDo @vagina_museum Yeah, first thing I thought when seeing this pic on this account was I wonder if there are dalek dildos out there. And I'm pretty sure the answer must be of course there are.

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