waldoj,
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I made a new Mastodon bot, called "I Hope This Email Finds You.” Twice a day it proposes a novel way to conclude that sentence. (It uses phrases from Google Books that include the phrase “finds you.”) I've been having fun reading these, so I turned it into a bot because you, too, might have fun reading them. https://botsin.space/@thisemailfindsyou/112295528875440987

sboots,
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@waldoj Waldo this is amazing

waldoj,
@waldoj@mastodon.social avatar

@sboots I'm a little amazed that people like it so much!

stefan,
@stefan@stefanbohacek.online avatar

@waldoj @sboots It's very clever!

waldoj,
@waldoj@mastodon.social avatar

1,300 people have followed my new bot in the past 12 hours, and I was really nervous that the next post it made might be boring or nonsensical and then everybody would say "we've made a huge mistake this bot actually sucks.” Instead it's this, which I'm delighted by. https://botsin.space/@thisemailfindsyou/112298380614532978

jessamyn,
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@waldoj It's a really good bot.

waldoj,
@waldoj@mastodon.social avatar

@jessamyn I'm not used to making bots with broad appeal! “150 enthusiastic followers" is more my thing. Just to balance things out, my next one is going to be really dumb, hilarious to no more than 150 people.

debcha,
@debcha@mastodon.social avatar

@jessamyn @waldoj If it makes you feel better, I’m the weirdo follower who knows exactly what this and was probably publishing in the same or closely allied journals at the time: https://botsin.space/@thisemailfindsyou/112295447171916868

waldoj,
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I’ve subconsciously put together a little post-Horse_ebooks code of ethics for generative text bots, at least for myself:

  1. The text can only come from the cited source.
  2. The source text can’t have its meaning changed. OCR errors can be corrected, case can be adjusted, but don’t mess with meaning.
  3. The source code must be published to allow others to see how it works.

Serendipity isn’t serendipity if it’s faked. Joy built atop a lie ends in disillusionment and disappointment.

preslavrachev,
@preslavrachev@mastodon.social avatar

@waldoj This is brilliant! As a tiny feature request from my side, how about referring to the sourced book in a thread reply? After reading those, I got curious to check out the books. Not saying you should, but it’s a way to possibly even earn a few bucks for the hosting and all, via book referrals.

simeon,
@simeon@indiehackers.social avatar

@waldoj @josh This is why we can have nice things!

timrichards,
@timrichards@aus.social avatar

@waldoj @kate @thisemailfindsyou Fun idea, though I don't think I've ever read an email that seriously starts that way. Must be an American thing.

ergative,
@ergative@wandering.shop avatar

@timrichards @waldoj @kate @thisemailfindsyou I get it from ALL my students and professional services staff at my UK-based university.

timrichards,
@timrichards@aus.social avatar

@ergative @waldoj @kate @thisemailfindsyou Ah, not an Aussie thing then.

Paty_mogio,

@waldoj how do you make a bot? It's really good fun!

botwiki,
@botwiki@mastodon.social avatar
Paty_mogio,

@botwiki @waldoj

This is gold! Thank you!

botwiki,
@botwiki@mastodon.social avatar

@Paty_mogio @waldoj No problem, enjoy!

vwbusguy,
@vwbusguy@mastodon.online avatar

@waldoj I'm reading these with Liam Neeson's voice.

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