flexghost,
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Easter can happen any day between March 22 and April 25

Next year, Easter will fall on Hitler’s birthday

But for some reason, the GOP wants to be outraged Easter coincides with the International Transgender Day of Visibility

They are calling out the President for somehow moving the internationally recognized day to today

Yet it’s been the same day since 2010

Weird hill to die on

…but at least you’ll be resurrected in three days to seethe again

Happy #TransDayOfVisiblity 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️

#USpol

shekinahcancook,
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@flexghost

Oh, it's better than that. Cannonically, the date of the resurrection would have been Nisan 17th, of course - the third day after Passover. That's April 25th this year. The day they're celebrating is the feast of Oestre, a Goddess. That's where the bunnies and eggs come from. So they're griping about Trans day being on the day honoring the return of a Goddess whose gender they switched to a man. Go figure.

flexghost,
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@shekinahcancook Just like a Jewish boy to make a scene at Passover

Tmhcivil,
mapache,
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@Tmhcivil @flexghost fuck, he is back again. Guys, who you going to call?

flexghost,
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@mapache @Tmhcivil my version was different but also good

david_preston,
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@flexghost I was learning about the formula that is used to see what day Easter falls on, it starts by adding one to the year then dividing by 19, it is all very interesting and ends up giving the golden number.

janisf,
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@flexghost
As Jesus transits the life/death binary in a seriously uncomfortable way....

flexghost,
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@janisf 😂

bbbhltz,
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@flexghost

Moveable Feast vs Internationally Recognised Day

One of them is celebrated by believers of a religion that has harmed countless; the other raises awareness about a minority that believers of a religion are curiously obsessed about.

flexghost,
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@bbbhltz 🔥🔥

the_q,

@flexghost Republicans freaking out is the best part of Easter!

DebC,

@flexghost Didn't you know, Georgian Calendars are Woke....🙄🤣🤣

flexghost,
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@DebC MTG isn't gonna like that

LinuxAndYarn,
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@flexghost A reminder to not watch Faux News next Easter either.

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