derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

1/n

The year is 1986 and #KingDiamond paints a #FatalPortrait

I wanted to do a King Diamond #Metaljourney ever since I started doing them, but there was always another band...

Last week @jessica suggested that I do King Diamond next, and who am I to disobey?

So, here we go:

🎵 The Candle
https://song.link/y/1ZBBmArXR9I

I love it already 🤘

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
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2/n

So I am only 6 songs in, but what I can tell so far...

✅ Rob Halford like high pitched vocals
✅ Driving drums (thanks Mikkey)
✅ Spooky atmosphere
✅ Fine guitar solos
✅ Dirty Rock'n'Roll

...yes, #KingDiamond checks a lot of boxes. Love it, thanks @jessica for suggesting!

🎵 Charon
https://song.link/y/Ptuum_z2xeI

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas,
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3/n

Coincidentially today's #TuneTuesday prompt is #GhostStorySongs
by @HauntedOwlbear (share a song that's a ghost or campfire tale with us), and I think King Diamond offers lots of songs that would fit here, but this one...

"Molly Is Living There With Her Dolls
And They Are Alive...Wait And See"

🎵 Haunted by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/uTsa0KZRnAs

...I'd shat my pants if anyone would have told me that story when I was I kid.

Now I wanna see my mommy 😰

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

4/n

Well, that was a great first album on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

Fatal Portrait deserves 4 out of 5 crying kids at a campfire.

https://album.link/y/OLAK5uy_ldOnnKhTVmOCCg9jaaKGyeHLZ8jRfn-DE

#TomsMusic #FatalPortrait

derthomas,
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5/n

Is there a more iconic King Diamond album than #Abigail?

(Seriously, is there?)

🎵 Arrival by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/at/i/1296470258

Abigail is the second album on my King Diamond #Metaljourney

I only have one minor complaint: I don't like the pruduction very much, Fatal Portrait had more punch to it.

#TomsMusic

jessica,
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@derthomas the production on Abigail is atrocious lmao

Which is a damned shame.

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

@jessica right? The music is too good to let the production ruin it, but I cannot imagine how good this album would be if it also sounded great.

jessica,
@jessica@mastodon.heavymusic.rocks avatar

@derthomas

There are very few albums where I turn exclusively to live cuts of some/all the songs because I cannot stand the originals.

Like I can only think of two off the top of my head.

Killing is My Business by Megadeth

and the one you are listening to now

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

6/n

You better not mess with #Abigail, right?

Why oh why did they mess up the production on this album then? The songs are so good, the album is supposed to sound great, not like it was recorded in a tin can.

I have a hard time rating it, honestly. With better production this would be a 5/5 candidate, but all things considered, I'll settle with 4/5 dead Miriams.

🎵 Abigail by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/17cEKQL26Fw

Ranking:

  1. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  2. Abigail 4/5

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

7/n

2 great albums down, 10 to go on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

Album number 3 is "Them" and starts with...

🎵 Welcome Home by King Diamond
https://song.link/y/hg3HzrhDPZ0

a song I know from Brütal Legend.

Unfortunatelly, tin can production continues. The guitars sound ok, but the drums? Oh no...

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

8/n

On "Them", is still King Diamond and does what King Diamond does.

I love his vocals, I love the drums (in theory, because they are really bad mixed), I love the guitars and the 🔥 solos.

BUT (yes, there is a but) I heard all of that on the last 2 albums already, so here's hoping for a bit of develpment from now on.

Them is definitely a good album, 3.5 out of 5.

🎵 Twilight Symphony
https://song.link/y/ffkPc8CvDd4

Ranking:

  1. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  2. Abigail 4/5
  3. Them 3.5/5
derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

9/n

Did I say I'd like to hear some development in my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney? The opener of King Diamond's 1989 release "Conspiracy" for sure sounds a bit different, a bit more aggressive.

But that could as well be due to the fact that they finally fixed the production.

🎵 At the Graves
https://song.link/y/YxwVyZ8Ig-k

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

10/n

Yes! I love "Conspiracy" so far. It is not too different from the first three albums, but they did some finetuning and expanded their sound a little bit.

King Diamond did the right thing at the absolute right time!

🎵 A Visit from the Dead by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/at/i/1296824618

And the album sounds fantastic!

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

11/n

Wow, just wow!

King Diamond has tweaked a few small screws and developed the sound just enough to make it sound "fresh" but still unmistakably King Diamond.

#Conspiracy is a masterpiece and my favourite so far. 4.5/5

🎵 Victimized by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/2n73ZOPGHdI

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. Abigail 4/5
  4. Them 3.5/5
derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

12/n

Continuing my with "The Eye" and...

🎵 Eye of the Witch
https://song.link/y/H_rmDu01KJg

What an absolute disaster of an album cover 😂

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

13/n

"The Eye" is another strong King Diamond album. Overall really good, I'd give 3.5/5.

This one was my favourite track 👇

🎵 Into the Convent
https://song.link/y/9Q9RrbydTOU

So far, only bangers, no blowers on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

Ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. Abigail 4/5
  4. The Eye 3.5/5
  5. Them 3.5/5
derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

14/n

This Monday sucks so far.

Thank Lemmy I finally found the time to continue my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney with "The Spider's Lullabye"

🎵 From the Other Side
https://song.link/y/5DBpXSVuBjY

...what I can tell immediately: the 80s are over.

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

15/n

That's some very Judas Priest Painkiller guitars there...

🎵 Eastmann's Cure by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/mQ3sxchX6sM

Seriously, listen to Between The Hammer And The Anvil, then you'll know what I'm talking about.

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas, (edited )
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

16/n

Well, that was a great listen! King Diamond's "The Spider's Lullabye" sounds fantastic and I love the "Painkiller" like guitars and drums. I had to check if that was Scott Travis (narrator: he wasn't).

Overall a great album, 4 out of 5 spiders with #KingDiamond faces on their backs.

Ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. Abigail 4/5
  4. The Spider's Lullabye 4/5
  5. The Eye 3.5/5
  6. Them 3.5/5

https://song.link/y/waseYLQ848k

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

17/n

Moving on to "The Graveyard". At 61 minutes long this is a rather long #KingDiamond album, isn't it?

🎵 Black Hill Sanitarium
https://song.link/y/7GMhfhUlqXQ

Erm... guys... why does this sound so shitty? Are we back at tin-can prodution? I thought that ended 3 albums agon in my #Metaljourney?

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

18/n

King Diamond is digging graves and I am not really digging this album so far...

🎵 Digging Graves by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/G-cy37ZdtAM

#TomsMusic #NowPlaying #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

19/n

So far I only listened to good and great albums on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

And then there was The Graveyard.

🎵 Daddy by King Diamond
https://song.link/y/FJWKqQe6ynw

Oh lord please make it stop!!!

#TomsMusic #NowPlaying

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

20/n

Sure, King Diamond's "The Graveyard" has its moments, but it is also broderline cringe a lot of times (Daddy). Also the production sucks ass.

2/5 and by far the worst album on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney (yet?)

🎵 Lucy Forever
https://song.link/y/qbmgEDiXLw0

Ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. Abigail 4/5
  4. The Spider's Lullabye 4/5
  5. The Eye 3.5/5
  6. Them 3.5/5
  7. The Graveyard 2/5

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

21/n

Oh, I guess it is time to continue my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

#Voodoo was released in 1998 and I sincerely hope it is better than its predecessor The Graveyard.

We are now in the swamps of Louisiana in 1932 and kick the album off with Louisiana Darkness and

🎵 LOA House
https://song.link/at/i/999865246

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

22/n

Bongo drums, yes! 🤘

While I am blasting Voodoo, a spider just crawled into my notebooks docking station. 🕷️

That must mean something, right?

🎵 Voodoo
https://song.link/y/vjv-vywXDkc

#TomsMusic #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

23/n

Next album done on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

I liked #Voodoo quite a lot, maybe even more than Abigail? 🤔

https://album.link/y/OLAK5uy_kgeVge3vBW3A1zcfvdkUYI4gD2fFbao8I

Ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. Abigail 4/5
  4. Voodoo 4/5
  5. The Spider's Lullabye 4/5
  6. The Eye 3.5/5
  7. Them 3.5/5
  8. The Graveyard 2/5
MiseryPath,
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@derthomas
Voodoo is great!

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

24/n

Welcome to the House of God where...

🎵 The Trees Have Eyes
https://song.link/y/gz-6OEY6Css

#TomsMusic #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

25/n

Yes, House of God is good, really good (so far)! I think it was ranked quite poorly in most of the rankings I saw so far. I have no idea why, it rocks hard 🤘

🎵 Balck Devil
https://song.link/y/qcllYQ10gRQ

#TomsMusic #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

26/n

And here is another banger, courtesy of King Diamond:

🎵 Catacomb
https://song.link/y/RtiLt_Gb9QM

House of God is a really strong album!

#TomsMusic #KingDiamond #Metaljourney #HouseOfGod

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

27/n

While King Diamond's "House of God" gently fades out with:

🎵 Peace of Mind
https://song.link/y/SuLHt7Emwns

...there is only one thing for me to say (pardon my language but): FUCK YESS! All hail #KingDiamond 🤘

Ranking

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. House of God 4/5
  4. Abigail 4/5
  5. Voodoo 4/5
  6. The Spider's Lullabye 4/5
  7. The Eye 3.5/5
  8. Them 3.5/5
  9. The Graveyard 2/5

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

28/n

Time to continue my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney

Up next is "Abigail II: The Revenge" and I have mixed feelings. Is it really a good idea to do a sequel to a masterpiece (that was only ruined by poor production)?

Let's find out:

🎵 The Storm by King Diamond
https://song.link/y/2ObmVwBzIMM

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

29/n

What I don't like about King Diamond in general is that I occasionally hear my kid screaming somewhere and I am instantly alerted.

Until I realise...

🎵 Little One by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/sDOaScM1CIc

#TomsMusic #Metaljourney

derthomas, (edited )
@derthomas@metalhead.club avatar

30/n

Alright, I am about to say something now that might upset some #metalheads :

☝️ Abigail II is better than Abigail.

Also, this #Metaljourney made me realize another thing:

☝️ 00s10s metal > 80s90s metal

There, I said it.

🎵 Spirits by #KingDiamond
https://song.link/y/VS11PjfFUhE

Ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4/5
  3. House of God 4/5
  4. Abigail II 4/5
  5. Abigail 4/5
  6. Voodoo 4/5
  7. The Spider's Lullabye 4/5
  8. The Eye 3.5/5
  9. Them 3.5/5
  10. The Graveyard 2/5

#TomsMusic

derthomas,
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31/n

I used the time on the plane to continue my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney with "Give Me Your Soul...Please" the second last King Diamond album.

This song stood out:

🎵 Never Ending Hill
https://song.link/y/_cx-0bSsvAI

Overall a good album (3.5)
I noticed less falsetto vocals.

Ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4
  3. House of God 4
  4. Abigail II 4
  5. Abigail 4
  6. Voodoo 4
  7. The Spider's Lullabye 4
  8. Give Me Your Soul...Please 3.5
  9. The Eye 3.5
  10. Them 3.5
  11. The Graveyard 2
derthomas,
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32/n
Why did nobody tell me that I skipped "The Puppet Master" on my #KingDiamond #Metaljourney?

Well, I'll do it last then:

🎵 The Puppet Master by King Diamond
https://song.link/y/4BqeiRb3ahk

#TomsMusic #Nowplaying

derthomas,
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33/33
Maybe I missed The Puppet Master for a reason, because I didn't really like it much. 2.5 out of 5.

Anyhowy this #Metaljourney was a blast, King Diamond is high quality #HeavyMetal 🤘

Thanks @jessica for that suggestion!

Final #KingDiamond ranking:

  1. Conspiracy 4.5/5
  2. Fatal Portrait 4
  3. House of God 4
  4. Abigail II 4
  5. Abigail 4
  6. Voodoo 4
  7. The Spider's Lullabye 4
  8. Give Me Your Soul...Please 3.5
  9. The Eye 3.5
  10. Them 3.5
  11. The Puppet Master 2.5
  12. The Graveyard 2
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    @BlackenedGreen thank you! No worries, there are still some albums left.

    Are you a King Diamond aficionado?

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    @BlackenedGreen dig, dig! It is worth it!

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    @BlackenedGreen out of nowhere the good the bad and the ugly reference...

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