RickiTarr,
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It is strange how many completely arbitrary and unproven numbers we live by:

10k Steps
The BMI
2000 Calories
6 inch Penises
8 Glasses of Water
8 Hours of Sleep
8 Spiders A Year

DannyStaley,
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RickiTarr,
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@DannyStaley When they self report penis sizes they do lol

RacerX,
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@RickiTarr

99 problems and eating spiders ain't one of them

Spider Girl Spider GIF

wendinoakland,
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@RickiTarr I drink lots of water, with ice, from a stainless water bottle. It seems to have some crossover replacement for other objects of addiction, cigarettes in particular. So, major win - and I’m hella hydrated. Calories? Just don’t eat between meals, or after dinner. Steps… whatever I get in? But the watch is keeping track of my physical activities, so there are always numbers.

Squirlykat,

@RickiTarr I live by (next door to) a 6 foot penis…

TLB73,

@RickiTarr
I'm five foot six and running on 3 kidneys (only 1 makes pee)
160lb is "skinny" for me.
None of those numbers make sense.
And Tea comes into it somewhere 😀

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@TLB73 Ugh Tim stop bragging about all your kidneys lol

TLB73,

@RickiTarr
Hehe, it wasn't like that for 3 years. Then something happened. Some doctors have talked a tiny amount, most not at all.

RickiTarr,
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@TLB73 What, this feels like a story!

jamieannmason,
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@RickiTarr

Indeed, life is scripted..

Jamie

quixoticgeek,
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@RickiTarr also the 5 a day thing for fruit and veg...

And 40 work week...

RickiTarr,
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@quixoticgeek Oh lord I wish we could get rid of the idea that more hours equal more productivity, people seem to cling to it even though all research disagrees

noondlyt,
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@RickiTarr I think we are trying to make it make sense. This crosses my mind frequently. There is no standard human being.

RickiTarr,
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@noondlyt Some of these are just good faith estimates, others like 10K Steps were just invented by a Japanese Pedometer Company. The BMI is just pseudo science, and mostly used by insurance companies to hurt people.

WmShakesp3are,
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@RickiTarr exactly. I was down to 180 and still on the cusp of obesity based upon their stupid numbers.

RickiTarr,
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@WmShakesp3are Yeah my brother lost a lot of weight recently and he was looking at the BMI chart and asked his Doctor if he should lose down to what it said, and his doctor told him absolutely not. Granted we are a stocky built people, but it's interesting how widely bodies vary.

paulthenerd,
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@RickiTarr get your 5 a day is another

halfbloodprice,
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@RickiTarr 8 WaterMelons A Day.

RickiTarr,
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@halfbloodprice That's almost enough

Schnuckster,
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@RickiTarr John Peel at a mixing desk gif.

One for your UK followers there.

TheBreadmonkey,
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@Schnuckster @RickiTarr I'm sure I saw 6-Inch Penises support The BMI at Concorde 2 in Brighton in 2001

farah,
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@RickiTarr So the secret to life’s happiness is to pet 8 spiders a year??

RickiTarr,
@RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

@farah PROBABLY

nightclaw,

@RickiTarr there's a big wave of "nobody can make decisions until 25" wave in the anti-trans community right now

cohomologyisFUN,
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@nightclaw @RickiTarr presumably they are still OK with 18-24 year olds enlisting in the military, using credit cards, taking out student loans, getting married, …

andrewfeeney,
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@RickiTarr We eat crabs and that’s basically a spider as far as I’m concerned.

MishaVanMollusq,
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@RickiTarr
10,000 Shemps
The BM, I?
2000 Spiders Now
6 inches of Water
8 Glasses of Penis
8 hours of Sheep.
8 Armed Cephalopod
8 visible, 3 invisible

knwmoon,
@knwmoon@mastodon.online avatar

@RickiTarr
50 is the new 30

bluecaller,
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@RickiTarr The BMI 2000 proudly presents 8 6" spider penises an hour! Brought to you by 10k glasses of water in your sleep and Power 92 FM

Weanerdog,
@Weanerdog@c.im avatar

@bluecaller @RickiTarr and the female eats the males after mating. How big is this female spider?

What have you created Dr Frackenbluecaller?

What have you done?

peterdrake,
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RickiTarr,
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@peterdrake These are the nerdy jokes I need in my life

dancer_storm,
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@RickiTarr ok but here's my favorite arbitrary numbers: in Brazil, the friendly way to say hi is with one, two or three kisses on alternating cheeks. The exact number varies by region 😘😘😘

Kierkegaanks,
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@dancer_storm @RickiTarr it’s the same in france/spain/italy/etc international workplaces can be a greeting nightmare

RickiTarr,
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@Kierkegaanks @dancer_storm I'm in the, People who do not know me, should not be touching me Camp lol, also in this post Covid world it just feels weird

Kierkegaanks,
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  • RickiTarr,
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    Tattooed_mummy,
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    @RickiTarr 14 units of alcohol a week

    Tattooed_mummy,
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    @RickiTarr I'm not suggesting every go wild on the alcohol, it is a poison, but the number was made up

    Weanerdog,
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    @Tattooed_mummy @RickiTarr

    14 units doesn't mean like 14 beers. I think it converts to 6 pints. And no more than 7 units a day. And it's a minimum of 3 days.

    So like 3 beers, 2 beers, 1 beer.

    There is no restrictions on shrooms. Just saying.

    MishaVanMollusq,
    @MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

    @Tattooed_mummy @RickiTarr my gummie is kicking in as I read this is 14 Eunuchs and Alcohol a week

    Weanerdog,
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    @MishaVanMollusq @Tattooed_mummy @RickiTarr

    Have fun just limit yourself to 3 glasses of wine.

    benroyce,
    @benroyce@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr

    they only gave you the clues. it is your job to reassemble them in the proper configuration

    10k Calories
    The Spider
    2000 Sleeps
    6 inch BMI
    8 Glasses of Water
    8 Hour Penis
    8 Steps A Year

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @benroyce The Eight Hour Penis sounds like a book that would sell 10 million copies lol

    benroyce,
    @benroyce@mastodon.social avatar

    @RickiTarr "50 Shades of Viagra"

    Yuki,

    @benroyce @RickiTarr
    Would it be shelved as Fantasy or Horror?

    RickiTarr,
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    Subumbral,
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    @RickiTarr @benroyce It kind of sounds like a place in a strip mall, just down from 1 hour photo and the Wash n' Dry

    MishaVanMollusq,
    @MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

    @RickiTarr @benroyce speaking of which I’m half way thru episode 2 of Twin Lames…I mean Flames .
    That Enthusiastic Fry Case creeps me out harder than Amy Carlson.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @MishaVanMollusq @benroyce They are both so overtly scammers, he just seems rapey 24/7, and most of the time they don't even seem like they like each other.

    jonhendry,
    @jonhendry@iosdev.space avatar

    @benroyce @RickiTarr

    8 penis spiders
    8 spider penises

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @jonhendry @benroyce 8 Hour Spider Penis!

    DemocracySpot,
    @DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar

    @RickiTarr

    "Bro" version:

    10k Steps
    The BMI
    2000 Calories
    9 inch Penises
    8 Glasses of Water
    8 Hours of Sleep
    8 Spiders A Year

    Kierkegaanks,
    @Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

    @RickiTarr @DemocracySpot * Nine inch nails

    RickiTarr,
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    dbrand666,
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    DemocracySpot,
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    @dbrand666 @RickiTarr @Kierkegaanks

    Not yet, but stand-by.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @dbrand666 @Kierkegaanks @DemocracySpot Good Evening, I Hope we all have a 666 kind of day

    DemocracySpot,
    @DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar

    @Kierkegaanks @RickiTarr

    Pins.

    Edit: Needles.

    RickiTarr,
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    @DemocracySpot Snort laugh

    DemocracySpot,
    @DemocracySpot@mstdn.social avatar

    @RickiTarr

    When a bro annoys you, stare him dead in the eye and and hold your thumb and forefinger up about an inch apart. You don't have to say a word. They care SO much. 😉

    izzyamar,
    @izzyamar@twit.social avatar

    @RickiTarr As a citizen of the internet who can therefore only think in terms of memes, the only numbers I concern myself with are 69 and 420.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @izzyamar LOL

    auscandoc,
    @auscandoc@med-mastodon.com avatar

    @RickiTarr 10,000 hours.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @auscandoc Ohhh that's a good one

    auscandoc,
    @auscandoc@med-mastodon.com avatar

    @RickiTarr Always reminds me of the great Stephen Wright bit

    “They say “practice makes perfect” but then they also told me “nobody’s perfect”. So I stopped practicing”. 🙃

    Chigaze,

    @RickiTarr

    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
    Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
    One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
    One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

    RickiTarr,
    @RickiTarr@beige.party avatar

    @Chigaze Get as many rings as you want!

    Chigaze,

    @RickiTarr Now I’m wondering if my early and frequent reading of Lord of the Rings is why I don’t wear rings… 🤔

    ned,

    @Chigaze @RickiTarr

    When my hands were messed up from baking I had to wear my wedding band as a pendant around my neck. I did get the "one ring" comments about it. :D

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