MaJ1,

Hey peeps,

I highly recommend you #Follow

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#FollowFriday

Please ensure you drop peeps off the reply list so this doesn’t become Tootmageddon.
😊🫶🖖
#TheMammutMoves

evelynefoerster,
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si_irini,
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VulcanTourist,
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@evelynefoerster That just sounds wrong!

evelynefoerster,
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MaJ1,

@VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster Her squirrel really doesn’t care 😁

evelynefoerster,
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@MaJ1 @VulcanTourist
Lalalalalalaaaa 😂

MaJ1,

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  • VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    "Oh, look... squirrel!"

    evelynefoerster,
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    MaJ1,
    evelynefoerster,
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    @MaJ1 @VulcanTourist
    😂 😱 😂

    VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    More accurately, I hollered.

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    That was the nasty noise... 😡 😂

    MaJ1,

    @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster See now you got me out of my nice comfy meme box !

    VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    What box? swipe I don't see a box anywhere.

    evelynefoerster,
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    MaJ1,

    @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster Hmmmm , don’t make me start rummaging in the ‘slap round the back of the head with a damp kipper’ box ! 😋😆

    evelynefoerster,
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    @MaJ1 @VulcanTourist
    😙 😇 😂

    VulcanTourist,
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    @evelynefoerster @MaJ1

    Would your other personalities feel unheard if you had to pick just one? Asking for a friend in the closet.

    MaJ1,

    @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster But which one would I pick ?

    And no they wouldn’t feel unheard, they’d simply get ridiculously jealous & start their own rights movement! 🫣😋😆

    VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    Ohhhhh... so that's what they're doing NOW, it's a revolt. That explains everything. Yeah, I'd try to escape through the screen and page, too.

    MaJ1,

    @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster Well yes 😂

    What it took you this long to figure out that when I talk of brain leaks its not a figure of speech 🤦‍♂️😁

    I keep meaning to put a warning sign on my profile 🤣

    VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    The escaping emojis are a warning sign, right? Job done.

    MaJ1,

    @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster If by job done you mean you drove me insane, not even close my friend, that happened many years ago 🫣🤪😂

    If you meant that you cheered me up , then you did & I am very grateful, the world is a dark & lonely place , laughing helps brighten it ☺️😁🫶

    evelynefoerster,
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    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    You're getting there 😂 🥰

    evelynefoerster,
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    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    You are now in the collective - don't forget 😜

    VulcanTourist,
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    @evelynefoerster @MaJ1

    How do you know that it isn't you who have been surreptitiously assimilated? I already had a Collective of two.

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    WE KNOW... 🤨

    MaJ1,

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    MaJ1,

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  • VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    Yes, I did, because the assimilation is already a done deal. Don't bother looking in the mirror, there's no external bits and bobs to give it away.

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    External maybe nothing, but inside...inside!
    😜

    VulcanTourist,
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    @evelynefoerster @MaJ1

    Yes, inside it looks like a kids' game of Operation gone very very wrong. Peeking under the scars is not recommended. Assimilants are more productive when they're not screaming in terror.

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    MaJ1,

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  • evelynefoerster,
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    VulcanTourist,
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    @evelynefoerster @MaJ1

    Wait for it....

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    😳 😱 😂

    VulcanTourist,
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    @MaJ1 @evelynefoerster

    No, no, nuts don't produce nano-bots, they produce sperm, which are bio-nano-bots. Huge difference, mostly involving cleanup.

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    😂 😅

    MaJ1,

    @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster you understand that I have qualifications in both biology & human biology so I kinda knew that 😂

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    @MaJ1 @VulcanTourist @evelynefoerster I have qualifications in computing, theology and computer psychology, and I know shit, so just having the qualification means nothing.

    But, you are a squirrel, so I do expect you to know about nuts. In detail. And given how much you seem to caress and nibble on yours, I fully expect your knowledge is expert level.

    evelynefoerster,
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    evelynefoerster,
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    @MaJ1 @VulcanTourist
    😂 😜

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    Nooo...they appear if wanted to be heard, even if it means struggling to the top 😂

    VulcanTourist,
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    @evelynefoerster @MaJ1

    Oh, is that you, Jane?

    (Doom Patrol)

    evelynefoerster,
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    @VulcanTourist @MaJ1
    No...have no losers around me 😜

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