Aging ex mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature . Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Avatar: A grey squirrel in a field, dressing in armour with red and blue shield and a tiny sword
Banner: Small computer room showing IBM ES/9000 mainframe & accessories
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Good evening Squirrel Fans.
Hope you lovely Peeps are all good.
Big Hiya to the folks who - voluntarily mind you - share TLs with me 😊🐿️🖖
Remember ‘Do unto otters as you would have them do unto you’ Lu-Tze (via Terry Pratchett) 😁
Hey Rasta - hows your day been so far ?
On Mastodon, bad jokes has almost become my…
In major hermit mode - so will be watching from the sidelines for much of today.
Have a the best Saturday #Today & remember ‘time is relative- lunchtime doubly so’ Douglas Adams.
Share your cute adorable face, or don't, just be a lurker!
@dgar Hey Jon how’s you my friend ?
@Rasta Morning Rasta 😊🐿️🖖
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
Another damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. At least it's in double digits, barely. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why is convicted rapist Donald F Puppyfucker not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die.
Israel is a terrorist state.
Today's agenda: Go nowhere. Do nothing. (other than eat, work, post, poop, etc)
Once again I start preparing breakfast and herself has robbed me of all my spoons !!! 😭😩
Some people are like Slinkies.
Not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
I joined this app coz I saw it trending an shit. This bitch good an shit but istg I got to be the youngest ngga here 😅😅
Ain gon lie to get mastodon firin y'all got to encourage young people to!
Ian saying it got to be like insta and tik tok an shit coz y'all a different social an than what makes this shit good. But fk I feel like a baby on this mf 😅😅
Be good to fw y'all. If yall wan fw me hit me up .
Love Jaden ❤️
Good night Squirrel Fans.
Writing a new book - ‘60 shades of reddish grey’ - a pulsating triller about one squirrels fight for equality for all squirrels !
Have the very best time over the next 12 hours wether it be bing active of sleeping !
Oh & if you can’t be safe be good ! 😊🐿️🖖
Ok triggered to the point of needing coping mechanisms… but none are available….
Due to get a decent amount of snow today - I may just stay in bed !
Right I can do positive !!
Another day of R&R , maybe I will be up & about next week in time for Valentines.