TheJims,

Make dry handjobs great again 2024

some_guy,

Y’know, I really value the opinion of some low-rent trashy shithead who vapes and gropes her date in public, so… I’ve changed my mind. I’m voting for Trump.

smeenz,

Wow. I didn’t realise she vapes her dates!

some_guy,

It was caught on video when she got kicked out of a musical. I think it was Beatlejuice (sp?) but you can find it without the title of the performance.

smeenz,

Read what I said again…

some_guy,

I guess there’s wordplay that I’m not spotting.

smeenz,

She (vapes and gropes) her date

Son_of_dad,

You’re not his type boebert. Maybe dye the hair blonde and ask Ivanka where she shops, that’ll turn him on.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

In addition to the verbal beej, maybe she should give him an actual handie.

jeffw,

Sorry, that’s only during Beetlejuice

Blackmist,

This the same person who wanked a guy off in a crowded cinema?

disguy_ovahea, (edited )

It was live musical theatre. She did it while vaping with her other hand. She’s a class act.

cryostars,

This is some creepy fuckin shit right here

WhatIsThePointAnyway,

These people are such gross sycophants.

MeekerThanBeaker,

Okay, God, just smite me. I’m done with this planet. Smite me good. You won.

MagicShel,

God is definitely not winning here. His name gets involved a lot, but not in support of him.

Diplomjodler3,

The god of the bible is a genocidal, narcissistic, misogynist asshole, so this is pretty par for the course.

Got_Bent,

I never could reconcile the old testament God and the new testament Jesus. Like seriously? These two characters are from the same family and claim to have parallel morals?

force,

All I need to know is that a bunch of the important people that wrote the New Testament were homophobic and sexist as FUCK and the New Testament took a lot from that

Got_Bent,

Paul singlehandedly ruined everything. What a dick.

anticolonialist,

Cunt

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Reported for language, but please note rule 3, language is fine directed at the subject of articles, just not other users.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Who the fuck do you think they’re talking about?

Hadriscus,

Isn’t the subject of the article Lauren Boobert ?

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Yup!

dellish,

And she’s a cunt, right?

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t say that, but I can definitely see why someone would say that!

Hol,

It’s disgusting, misogynist language, directed at a woman. But she is a cunt.

funkless_eck,

lemmy is not as America centric as reddit was. some of us say cunt out here.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

He’s praying at bedside Baptist.

Covered in the holy sheets…

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I know a certain little former president who’s going to a beetlejuice musical with her.

ptz,
@ptz@dubvee.org avatar

The entire Republican party needs checked for brain worms.

Hobbes_Dent,

You gotta hand it to him.

CharlesDarwin,
@CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world avatar

ISWYDT

DmMacniel,

Tiny hands

JeeBaiChow,

Matches the other parts of his anatomy, according to Ms Daniels.

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