SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Can I add hardcore sex cut scenes?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well I guess the world will have to get ready for some bear/displacer tentacle sex scenes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh I’m talking about the mod I will be making.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m a big fan of loudmouth grandmas who sweat red meat so if she’s in so am I.

SatansMaggotyCumFart, (edited )

If you turn it upside down you can probably get another six weeks after too.

The California McDonald's rumor is coming from a digital ghost - The writer boosting McDonald's misinformation probably doesn't exist. (www.sfgate.com)

You probably haven’t heard the name Tony Bonnani, but he’s one of the most prolific writers on the internet. He publishes several articles a day, often churning out pieces within minutes of each other. Compared to most journalists, Tony Bonnani writes at a superhuman pace....

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Republicans are just jealous Alabama girls don’t look like California women.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah but you have to be related to have a chance.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’ve been and no one would sleep with me.

Because I wasn’t related to them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Typical Chad.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Atypical Chad.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This burns your wiener.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No, they are the only thing I have left from her.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Shouldn’t you check my allergies first?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Wait until you hear of 1.609 Kilometre Davis.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

being an ammosexual.

Putting bullets in your butt does not make you a gun.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Well the National Socialists were fascist and Biden is socialist and head of a nation.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I can try, babe.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The handjobs might be half off but they usually charge an arm and a leg for the old stump in the butt.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I agree, charge any politician committing crimes.

This might not work the way the far-right want it to though.

This case is ripe to be overturned on appeal…

Then why did the jury unanimously vote to convict on every charge in record time?

It wasn’t even a half hour per charge.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I bet she smells funny.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How about thirty-four times?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The U.S. Constitution states that the president must:

  • Be a natural-born citizen of the United States.
  • Be at least 35 years old.
  • Have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Never in the history of history has a single man been put through as many trials as Trump.

Jesus came twice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m okay with watching them swim six hundred and ninety kilometres to shore.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Damn.

My mom’s slow but she got it.

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