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Cofounder of Halide

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Looks like I'll be in San Jose for WWDC week. Aside from James Dempsey and the Breakpoints and The Talk Show, what events should I go to?

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Today we're excited to launch Kino, a filmmaking app for beginners and experts alike. Now everyone can capture movies with cinematic color, contrast, and motion without going to film school.

https://shotwithkino.com

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I wrote four thousand words on the follies of Humane, theories of what happened, and why you can't build Apple within the Venture Capital system. Enjoy.

https://www.sandofsky.com/humane/

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If you want a taste for how AI generated images will ruin the Internet, my Facebook feed is now overrun with this stuff.

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Next month marks ten years since I left Twitter. I'm still proud of things I worked on, but I make an effort to avoid bringing it up unless absolutely relevant.

Talk too much about your past and you say, "I haven't done anything cool since then." People who make it their whole identity were usually just in the right place at the right time.

Letting go of the past may cost you social media clout, but it does wonders for your professional (and personal) growth.

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You just know every tech reviewer today begged their editor to title their AI Pin review, "Oh the Humanity!"

https://www.theverge.com/24126502/humane-ai-pin-review

sandofsky,
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The strongest indicator that your product will flop is when the lead engineer keeps bringing up their tiny role on a big project from two decades ago.

https://kocienda.micro.blog/2024/04/11/humane-ai-pin.html

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@titociuro Nope. Worked with people who played big roles.

sandofsky,
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@titociuro Can't tell if you're in on the joke or earnestly dick riding. Can you clarify?

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Prediction around Tesla’s Robo-taxi announcement on 8/8: they pre-announce a 2025 ship date, or something even further into the future. When that date comes and goes without delivery, they will blame big bad US regulation.

Two birds with one stone: prop up the stock for another year, and feed into Elon’s conservative rhetoric.

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From day one, Apple banned emulation from the App Store for no legal reason, just vibes, even though users want it.

After @altstore announces their own third-party App Store, which will be a haven for emulators, Apple changes their rules to allow it.

https://9to5mac.com/2024/04/05/app-store-guidelines-music-apps-game-emulators/

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I can usually tell a photo was “AI” generated in how it makes my skin crawl.

I don’t know what sets me off. The uncanny valley? The lack of a human point of view? Whatever it is, I don’t get it when I come across oil paintings or 3D art. It’s just AI that nauseates me.

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Pretty sure “most app do not make money”, is also a valid headline. https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/112089127225310122

sandofsky,
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@paul When I read "17% of subscriptions apps make > $1,000 a month," I just assumed that pay-once apps are at 1%.

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Just had the realization that I’m the go-to person for so many people I know for tech support (esp. if it is Apple-related) and that I am thus forced to essentially be my own tech support b/c I don’t have a film_girl to ask.

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@film_girl Pagliacci-pilled.

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Apple’s worst product? Ex-employees who make their whole identity, “Apple lost its way.” It gives off the cringiest, “she didn’t dump me, I dumped her,” vibes.

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Ethan Marc Sandofsky, born February 7th, 4:40 pm. A happy and healthy 7 lb, 2 oz with a dashing headful of hair.

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We have our first update on Kino's development! It's a behind the scenes look into how we explore new apps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB_EkVCHZVg

taylorlorenz, to random
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The grifter’s pivot™️

sandofsky,
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@taylorlorenz Russel Brand, but just the conspiracy theories.

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This is my second attempt at using SwiftData and "noping" halfway through because it's just so underdeveloped.

First I bailed because it doesn't support indexes, which is insane to leave out of a 1.0.

Now I'm digging into critical APIs and finding zero documentation.

I get Swift and SwiftUI were chaotic the first few releases, but I'm not trusting alpha frameworks with user data.

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Men will start a PR war with Apple over an app rejection instead of going to therapy.

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I wonder how DHH would feel if someone took one of their products, which I assume make some money with some people, and "essentially" recreated them...?

Even better – for free!

"True artists steal" as they say, right?

sandofsky,
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@viticci In 2011, I typo-squatted their "Pow" website to show the danger of the "curl get.pow.cx | sh" gimmick. If you visited the wrong website and pasted their command, it told you that you would have been compromised.

Original website: https://web.archive.org/web/20110410063847/http://pow.cx/

He threatened me with this, which isn't even scary, just laughable.

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Anyone who believes in the power of the free market should be sat down and forced to use Intuit products.

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On Threads, my algorithmic timeline is full of right wing garbage, thirst traps, and Facebook employees complaining about Apple.

If I point this out, my replies fill with Facebook employees telling me it’s my fault for not following enough people, or that I should just switch to the “Following” tab every time the app launches.

I suspect the real problem is Threads has cooled off. With fewer posts coming in, it doesn’t take much engagement for trash to float to the top.

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The Lux team has an exciting announcement. (Don't worry, we aren't getting bought.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x2evTucjYY

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