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royterdw

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Husband, father and #Catholic convert living in #NH.

I work in #EnterpriseMobility with in-depth experience in #MobileDeviceManagement

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(I've Had) The BurgerTime of My Life
#retrovideogameasong
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Spirit of LTE Radio

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Me Myself and IMEI
#mobilephoneasong
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Watching the #superbowl and all the cheering, dancing, screaming crowds, it makes me thankful we defeated #COVID19. /SARCASM

I wonder if we'll see a COVID Bowl bounce in wastewater metrics in two weeks?

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@augieray I'm listening to the radio broadcast and Pfizer had a promo for the COVID vaccine.

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@ComicContext Bow knows baseball? 😆

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Bouncing Tigger Hidden Dragon
#winniethepoohabookmovieorshow
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Caution: This healthy, low sugar cereal product has the texture of pulverized gravel and will not soften with milk. Product has not been tested on children for taste. May cause your face to contort while consuming. Save unused portion of cereal to provide traction on icy driveways.

#healthyfoodboxwarnings
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The star that the wise men followed looked like a bright hashtag in the night sky.

#johnmastodonholidayfacts
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#merrychristmas

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Flo dispairs that her best years are behind her. Perhaps her grits will never be kissed again.
#sitcomdilemmas
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This must have been the thousandth dream
Of overhauling the waste stream
But I can hear the marching feet
They're rolling bins to the street
Now when you read the news today
Did you toss the Times away?
Can't you see the sign alright?
The paper bin's the one on the right.

Landfill of Confusion


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takes a decade from your brain. This study found "a significant decline in cognitive throughput following COVID-19, after adjustment for pre-COVID-19 functioning, demographics, and medical factors. The effect sizes were large; the observed changes in throughput were equivalent to 10.6 years of normal aging and a 59.8% increase in the burden of mild cognitive impairment."

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2023.11.06.23298101v1

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@augieray I wonder if motor vehicle accidents will be on the rise and if a correlation can be drawn to cognitive impairment.

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Finding Doritos
#nachoamovie
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I posted an article on Post.news providing a update. Summary: Signals suggest we are already starting our holiday surge. Even in this supposed lull period, 8x more people were hospitalized last week with COVID than flu. And new studies suggest Long COVID may be getting worse with newer variants. I share a couple of hard rules (get the new jab, stay home if sick) and a few recommended practices.

https://post.news/@/augieray/2Xg0428bXWeNooJhD5df1adn68l

royterdw,
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@augieray Getting the jab today. Long overdue. Thank you for sharing.

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Here's another for my daughter's lunchbox. Thank you, @ComicContext for the inspiration.

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The attractive young couple with the on-again off-again romance are definitely off again after Blaine realizes he's had amnesia. He's not a well coiffed nightclub owner but a neurosurgeon with a mountain of student debt! Disillusioned and heartbroken, K.C. speeds off in her roadster into the Wintery night in their quaint, picturesque Hallmark Christmas movie in New England town.

With tears in her doe eyes and not a single flaw in her makeup, K.C. doesn't see the roundabout at the town common. Her fresh-off-the-showroom-floor roadster hits the oldest, tallest pine in town.

Blaine performs life saving emergency brain surgery under the tree. K.C. recovers instantly. They fall in love all over again on a bed of pine needles. A sappy ending.

#strangesoapoperaplots
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@ComicContext I tried to warn her. I said, "Olivia," I said, "don't let that girl Carol of yours go to Citrusville High."

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@ComicContext Yes, I'm okay. Thanks for asking. 😂

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Shake, Rattle and Lobster Roll
#lobsterasong
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Name a situation in Dungeons and Dragons that would result in this sentence being spoken https://mastodon.sdf.org/@HunterZ/111093815742966425

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@mcc The party has landed on a small island inhabited by giant dire hermit crabs! Being hermits, these crabs prefer their solitude. They lock themselves in battle for control of the beach. The party is cut off from their boat... There's no way out!

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If actress Katey Sagal married Steven Seagal they could have a flock of children.


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Danger Cortisone

#MedicateASong
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