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protman

@protman@mas.to

#IronChefOfMusic https://icom.lol remix server launched 2024.01.01!
#renoise #puredata #maxmsp #glitch #technomusicology ? Also #webdev #sysadmin #drupal aspiring #gamedev #godotengine #kinect #vegetarian #plantbased #vegan ex- #DKC safari mascot
https://linktr.ee/protman
i work in webdev, comms and creative for #edu and #nfp

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protman, to random
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Asbest-O's
Budget-O's
Brach's Candy Corn Fudge
Bran Cheks
Buffalo Wild Wings Sprite-Glazed Hot Flakes
Circle-O's
Count Cavity
Eclairia's Cereal
Frosted Mini Clowns
Fruit-Free Frootees
Gummi Bears in Cereal Box
Honey Bunches of Nerd Rope
Man Flakes
Pencil-O's
Raisin Flan
Snap, Crackle and Pop Rocks
Stabby-Oh's
Sugar Frosted Cakes
Twizzlers Instant Oatmeal

Cereal aisle in the Simpsons

protman,
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@jake4480 i think i made this collage of wacky packages specifically for halloween

protman, to random
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KPI was only 4.3, but managed to capture this

it's the pretty hate machine borealis

protman,
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slight improvement

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protman, to random
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It's the power glove

protman, to random
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heh

drupalthoughts, to random
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i think this is my fav email campaign of all time. never much of a fan, but just about any band could be used for this format.

protman,
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protman, to random
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I am done with amateur hour arts and crafts time with USB hubs. What USB hub do I need so I never have to worry about running out of ports or juice again?

protman, to random
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What does WYSIWYG stand for?
Wrong answers only.

protman, to random
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This mix was given to us by someone who didn't want it. They are someone we often try to educate about choosing healthier foods. I think most people would see this and assume it's something like a "healthy" fruit smoothie packet, just add liquid! Or maybe they think it's a protein shake or supplement.
The only ingredients are: sugar, hfcs, cow milk solids, preservatives.
There are No Strawberries, no strawberry flavoring. It's not even pink. How can anyone survive a trip to the grocery store?

protman, to random
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In Pinball Fantasies for the SNES, in the carnival pinball machine, you light up the letters P U K E

protman, to random
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never sat through the entirety of Dune (extended Lynch version), so we watched it, knowing what we were getting into since it's not that great aside from some extra cool ugly aesthetics and fx. There's a scene where Patrick Stewart's character plays the Chapman Stick, same as Tony Levin from a Stickmen gig I randomly attended recently. It's modified to make it look like it automatically plucks the strings. It's not in the OST or score, but I'd like a HQ version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-zEMitTkaU

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🍅🍆🥔🥕🫑🥒🥜🫛🍠 plopping the ingredients here that were the first of 2024, but weren't shared here. It's the classic ICE & DICE sample that were the first ingredients ever, and have been a repeat the first week of the year the past few
💾https://ironchefofmusic.com/ingredients/icom-ingredients-20240104-Ice-and-Dice-RE-Rehash.zip
🧑‍🍳https://ironchefofmusic.com/

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protman,
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@ingredients here's another one that's an #ironchefofmusic #remix of the first one 😬 four semitones up from 131 is 165 (or close enough) .XM style with #renoise no realtime fx, filters, etc. Also for #weeklybeats

audio visualization

protman, to Youtube
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Such a nice small win after finding vids being blocked from playing on mobile with enabled. Just had to refresh the filter lists, which took about three seconds. This was such a funny era in music history, seeing two bands open for , taking two bands that are mostly hilarious, but producing records for them that really hardened and amped up their sound, Pop Will Eat Itself and Prick, the latter being on the tour with Bowie https://youtu.be/6d7f0wj5VP0?si=4NxPJrGwLDoBWI51

protman, to chicago
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i was listening to WFMT and they said the final score of the bulls game was 137 or something and that seemed high. i haven't really paid attention since the jordan V shoes came out, but i looked it up and the avg score in the NBA in 2023 is close to 120 while when those shoes came out, the avg was only 80.

protman, to random
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new #midi controller

protman, to random
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what do you think of how i rearranged my recording studio?

protman, to vegan
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🧈🔪 hey #vegan #vegetarian foodie friends. Is there ANY brand of #plantbased butter that

  1. doesn't contain palm oil.
  2. doesn't turn to liquid at room temperature.
  3. doesn't turn rock hard in the fridge.
    The goal is to store half a stick on the counter for easy spreading and enjoying at a moment's notice.
protman, to random
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the person who opened my car overnight to steal stuff did not do a thorough audit of all the trash, donation stuff and recycling in there. The could have taken 1) my long distance driving shoes. 2) this banana hammock we were donating back to goodwill

protman,
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also, I do nearly always always lock my car. I must have left it unlocked when getting some things out, outside of the normal get out of car lock car muscle memory protocol. However, I find it a little annoying when people say "THEY BROKE INTO MY CAR!" that the car owner clearly left unlocked and the perp simply opened the door with the door handle. Nothing was "broken" to get inside. I think I may have had some change and a dollar or two taken out of a cup inside the cup thing.

protman,
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@rivetgeek those proprietary head units can get pricey! like those oem six cd changers that change about three cds before they never change a cd again and trap all the cds currently inside

SirBecas, to VideoGames

Can anybody remember whose gameplay is mainly from right to left?

Classic Mario games are mostly 2D from left to right, for example. Does the opposite exist?

protman,
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@SirBecas skykid comes to mind

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inquiring minds want 2 know

protman, to random
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i worked on a song on sunday within the limitations of the .XM mod format, so one note column per channel, no resonant filters, no effects, no vst plugins or instruments, no eq or compression, and it felt so freeing to simply work with mono samples and loops I had sampled or generated, finding fun ways to sequence them and let the samples be expressed in different ways, constantly moving forward with new ideas. No noodling 🍜

protman,
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@ravetracer_22 pick some samples and go for it 😎 there are also tons of modern trackers that can save the hassle of setting up dosbox or other emulation

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