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notsle

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Software Architect by day.
Drowning in too many hobbies by night.

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#NodeJS ~ #GoLang ~ #Linux ~ #Docker ~ #Apple ~ #HomeLab ~ #Jeep ~ #DIY ~ #LaserCutter ~ #3DPrinting ~ #atheist ~ :flag_pirate: :better_pride: :nodejs: :debian: :docker: :apple_inc:

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JohnJBurnsIII, to random
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Back in the day when Servers were just regular desktop "towers"

We could set up a program to run on the server that would "ring the bell"...

And the tech "on watch" would run around to figure out which one it was... 🤣


One of those early computing days pranks.

notsle,
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@JohnJBurnsIII lol. Like using the on board speaker? I like to use nmap and scan for open printers on networks and send it the Chicken Chicken Chicken PDF
https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf

geerlingguy, to random
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Spent a bunch of time silencing the 45Drives HL15 server with a bunch of Noctua goodies... and making it a bit faster! Learn some ZFS with me in today's video on the 100% Arm NAS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD9awxmOGG4

notsle,
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@geerlingguy an orgy of cooling for hot racks in your neighborhood.

notsle, to random
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it is a universally accepted truth that a horizontal surface will soon be covered — Adam Savage

notsle, (edited ) to RaspberryPi
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got a POE hat for my Raspberry Pi 5, anyone know how to safely remove the active cooler retainer clips without breaking stuff? #raspberrypi @Raspberry_Pi

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@Raspberry_Pi I could just clip them but i would like to reuse the active cooler on a new RPI5

notsle,
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@Raspberry_Pi Got it, used a small socket to push the clips in!

notsle, (edited ) to Michigan
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From last night’s storm in #Kalamazoo #Michigan #iPhone #storm #lighting

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notsle, to Michigan
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It’s 72° according to my car. And we have a Winter weather advisory 🤣 gotta love #Michigan weather
#kalamazoo

notsle, to devops
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Is there some tool that would allow me to "Describe" a database say with a config file (JSON, YML) and it create the scripts to both create or update an existing DB to match the latest scheme?

Thinking similar to say ruby on rails style ORM but to be a standalone tool for maintaining DBs used by various apps? I do need it to work with MS SQL Server

#Devops #dev #sqlserver

notsle,
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@DaveMasonDotMe that might work for our needs. thanks I'll check it out

notsle,
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@UpWeardale @DaveMasonDotMe to clarify, we need to generate a SQL Script to give to clients for their DBAs to run. this isnt for something internal or cloud hosted.

right now we manually write SQL files to create or alter tables. but sometimes people forget to add entries in the alter table to add columns and just update the first create table details.

so im looking to specifically have a file that says "I want my talbe to look this way". track it in get, then generate SQL with some tool

copter_chief, to random
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Wendy’s is testing “Uber like” surge pricing. They want to raise prices at peak times, like breakfast, lunch and dinner. They claim they’ll lower prices during non-peak periods.

If you want to save a buck, eat breakfast at 0300!

What a load of rubbish!
#WendysPriceGouging

notsle,
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@copter_chief
Loaf of Bread: $2 – 9 sandwiches – .22¢/sandwich
Peanut Butter 40oz: $4.49 – 40 sandwiches – .11¢/sandwich
Strawberry Jam 18oz: $2.79 – 18 sandwiches - .15¢/sandwich

.47¢ per PB&J Sandwhich

Some_Emo_Chick, to random
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notsle,
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@Some_Emo_Chick i doubt a leaking diaper would do him in. they'll start talking about how brave he is for bringing incontinence into the public spotlight.

notsle, to MountainBiking
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above 50º today. So i went on a short bike ride. Between covid, work, more covid, holiday. im an grossly out of shape 😩. Baby steps. Hope to get back to mountain biking and possibly doing the full Kalhaven trail this year.
#biking #kalamazoo

notsle,
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@JohnJBurnsIII you got a dog named Luna? Me too 🤣

notsle, (edited ) to random
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Do you put butter on your pop-tarts?

notsle,
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@maleandroids in life. 🧈 butter is always an option.

notsle, to random
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Happy Presidents’ Day. If Biden sees his shadow. We’ll have four more weeks of winter

Free_Press, to news
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notsle,
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@Free_Press josh is a complete joke. He’s butt hurt about the Satanic Temple having a display at the capital (they have for the past 5 years)

notsle, to random
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Whole neighborhood smells like skunk 🦨. #puremichigan #skunk

geerlingguy, to random
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Re: that WJLX AM tower that vanished last week (see our video on it for context:
https://youtu.be/TZSxb8QIIa4).

Someone went to the tower site yesterday—what they found backs up our conclusion: there's more to this story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqIysr3o_vY

notsle,
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@geerlingguy guy must be a Milli Vanilli fan.

milli vanilli fraud GIF

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ddbuskirk, to random
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notsle,
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@ddbuskirk Obama Bought stock in ANTIFA while forcibly vaccinating a flag :antifa: 💊 🇺🇸 😷

Austin_Dern, to random
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When two Mastodon people become mutuals.

https://www.gocomics.com/sarahs-scribbles/2024/02/03

notsle,
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@Austin_Dern of course a government survallance drone would agree with a money hording dragon. #BirdsArentReal #IfItFliesItSpies

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