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law_geek

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Book worm, mermaid, music fan &, oh yeah, lawyer throwing random thoughts into the ether.

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Just remembered the literal deer in my headlights last night on the slip road onto the M11. Fortunately, it had paused at the side of the road & it wasn't a busy time of night. I hope it didn't try to cross the M11, though. There's been too much roadkill around lately.

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On high alert as the new tabby in the neighbourhood enters the garden

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There appears to be a dog next door. The boys are...unimpressed

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@PandaChronicle Edgar went next door to investigate because he's stubborn. Oisín started to follow but a firm no had him turned back & sitting on the deck instead. He's such a good boy most of the time

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Earlier: rustling on the deck
Oisín: races up the garden
Me: Oisín, no! scoops him up & sends him to bed
An hour later, me: opens back door
Edgar: hi! Look at this!
Frog: hell no!
Me: Edgar, no! scoops him up & brings him in
Edgar & Oisín: spoilsport!
#catlife

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"I was snoozing. Go away."

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The great thing about cats is when you're exhausted & talking total gibberish, they purr as if you're making total sense.

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"Haven't you finished work yet?"

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Someone went out in the rain

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@Pineywoozle it's Edgar's signature look 😂

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@Pineywoozle 😂 I can't imagine a scruffy ferret!

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"I brought a live mouse in & mum took me outside with it in my mouth & made me drop it. The horror! The indignity!"

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Oisín: runs in front of me howls in anguish
Me: Oh my god! leaps onto one foot did I hurt you, baby? I didn't even feel you under my foot!
Oisín: woe is me! So much woe! I am mightily injured!
Me: but you're not limping?
Oisín: I said woe!
#catlife

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It's oh so quiet. It's oh so still

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@scottytrees whoops! It's weird that so many people have liked it. I just clicked the drop down without noticing it.

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"I have discovered nesting birds outside the window and I am hungry"

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No, you fell asleep for over an hour and a half with pasta on the hob

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@PandaChronicle that makes two of us!

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"I did not ask for that belly rub. Kindly remove yourself."

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"Could you, like, go away & leave me in peace?"

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@thepoliticalcat Edgar's more into sleep than adoration 😂

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@thepoliticalcat 😂 Edgar drove me out! I was asleep when he came in shouting & took the sofa over!

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The bag of cat food has velcro on it. My wrist brace fastens with velcro. So, all I'm saying is I might have just got stuck in a bag of cat food.

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Now Edgar's flirting with the new neighbours. I've raised a pair of total hussies.

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@PandaChronicle Edgar, its far safer to run through the fence than to wait for a neighbour to open their door!

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