cheeseblintzes

@cheeseblintzes@c.im

30✨🏳️‍🌈✨Aries✨

Trying to stop the world from burning

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheSpookyFarmer

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cheeseblintzes, to gardening

30 different types of tomatoes to choose from to grow this coming gardening season.

WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY GODDAMN TOMATO SEEDS?

Anyway, of these... which ones are your favorite, or which would you like to try?

My favorites are the Sungold's and the Super Sweet 100s.

My goal is to make and sell things at farmers markets, and my little farm stand (that I didn't put up at all in 2023, whoops!).

Tomatoes are not all I grow... but I will never not be surprised at how many different types of tomatoes I have when I take my seed stock at years end.

#garden #gardening #gardenalways #stayinthegarden #gardengod #gardengoddess #tomatoes #tomatotomato #tomatoesaremyhomies #homestead #homesteading #selfreliant #selfsufficient #farmersmarket #farmstand #shopsmall #shoplocal #eatorganic #eatheirlooms #growheirlooms #supportyourlocalfarmer #fediverse #federated #thursdaythoughts

cheeseblintzes, to Judaism

Any other non-practicing Jews inherently feel The Guilt around this time of year?

No? Just me?

cheeseblintzes, to reddit

I actually did go to last week, if only to take part in the and things around the board.

And then I made stickers about it.
You can check them out at the link below!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/thespookyfarmer

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

@ruud

What do you think?

cheeseblintzes, to Halloween

Today's adventure will be making kimchi and figuring out what to do with my bok choy and shishito peppers.

I'm thinking of adding some of the Bok Choy to the kimchi... I've only got normal green cabbage, not Napa... so it's already bastardized-- not worried about that.

What should I do with the rest of the Bok Choy, though? My husband and I bought a bunch of heads, and since I forgot to cook him some to take to work this week, I have to figure out what to do with it. I don't particularly want to just stir fry it, but I suppose I could.

As for the shishitos... I'm not a big fan, myself... that's my husband. I gotta figure out something I can do that will hold til Friday at the very least.

FUCK. I also have a butternut squash and two acorn squash I need to figure out what to do with.

Help?!

cheeseblintzes, to coffee

I just ate my first homegrown wax bean of the season.

Now, I'm a big wax bean proponent... but I've never had any FRESH.

These will definitely be in my garden next year as well... good lord they are delicious.

cheeseblintzes, to Judaism

Tomorrow is Rosh Hashanah, and I am currently working on my menu and doing what prep I can tonight.

I generally don't do much with my religion, but the antisemitism lately has been so damn rampant, I've decided I'm just going to Jew harder.

Anyway, my current plans for food are pot roast, onion noodle kugel, apple and honey challah, and homemade apple cider.

Any good ideas what I can add to this? We have a decent pantry and I don't want to go shopping-- so just hit me with what you've got and I'll find something that works.

#roshhashanah #highholydays #highholidays #roshhashanahshabbat #shabbat #shabbatdinner #judaism #fuckantisemites #fuckantisemitism #cooking #homecooking #homemade #fediverse #federated

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

I found a downside to country life.

Our windows are currently open, and our neighbors have cows.

Guess what my house currently smells like?

#farmlife #countrylife #homestead #homesteading #cowpie #cowpies #federated #fediverse

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

The stickers are up!

You can check them out at my shop below:

www.etsy.com/shop/thespookyfarmer

@ruud

cheeseblintzes, (edited ) to fediverse

So I decided that I was going to make predictions about 2024 instead of resolutions. Some of these (a lot) suck, so I tried to even them out with less suck-y things. Lemme know what you think.

** Jimmy Carter Dies

** Trump Gets Re-elected

** Putin Gets Assassinated

** Attempted Assassination on Netanyahu

** Gay Marriage is Repealed

** Marijuana Federally Legalized

** King Charles Gets Sick

** Midwestern (US) Wildfires

** Polar Vortex in the Midwest

** School Shooting at a Prestigious College (Ivy League type)

** Federal Minimum Wage Increased

** Devastating Hurricane in the Pacific Ocean

** Something Bad Thaws from the Arctic Ice

** High of 105F in Wisconsin

** Epstein Client List Released

** Shooting at the Voting Booth

** Capitol Pipe Bomber Identified and Publicly Named

** Pete Davidson Dies

** Barbie 2

** Bruce Willis Dies

** MAGA Starts a Civil War

** George Santos Tell All Book

** Bianca Censori Murdered By Kanye West

** Bryan Kohberger Found Guilty

#2024 #2024predictions #USA2024 #happynewyear #newyears #newyearseve #fediverse #federated

cheeseblintzes, to TwitterMigration

Silly Twitter users.

#twexit #twittermigration #byetwitter #byebyebirdie #federated #mastodon #threads

cheeseblintzes, to VegetableGardening

If you had a decent amount of 'fuck you' money... what would you do with it?

I want to make an intentional community on lots of land thats both wooded and able to be farmed... hopefully with a river.

I want to have a bunch of year-round yurts in the woods... all connected by wood planks. Some bigger, some smaller.

I'd want people to be able to live in some of the yurts... whether as couples, families, coliving... whatever-- and then I'd want the other yurts to be 'community room' type things. A kitchen, a dining room (maybe together), a rec room or a few, things like that.

On the farmable land, we would do just that-- animals and fruits and vegetables. We would use as much of all of our bounty as possible. The rest could be donated, preserved, composted... etc etc.

I still want an intentional community, and I want to make as much of this come true as possible. I guess I just need the fuck you money.

cheeseblintzes, to Wisconsin

Am I eating a block of cheese for breakfast?

Well... yes.

But give me credit... its a 16yo cheddar.

Wouldn't you?

#cheese #cheeseplease #wisconsin #dairyland #cheddar #agedcheddar #agedcheese #americasdairyland #shopsmall #shoplocal #fediverse #federated

cheeseblintzes, (edited ) to food

My favorite thing about prepping a metric ass-ton of garlic is that my hands will smell amazing for the rest of the day.

#garlic #headofgarlic #headsofgarlic #garliclove #garliccloves #garliclovers #garlicky #food #homemadefood #garlicfriedrice #sinangag #filipinofriedgarlicrice #filipinofood #filipino #explore #explorefoods #internationalcuisine #expandyourhorizons #fediverse #federated

cheeseblintzes, to showerthoughts

Why am I so excited to be going to the Amish market today?

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

I don't know about you guys.... but I'm so fucking angry with the state of things.

We need to do something, and whatever we've been doing isn't fucking working.

#federated #fediverse #done #overit

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

My neighbor brought over homegrown kohlrabi.

This makes me far happier than it should, honestly.

#kohlrabi #vegetable #vegetables #homegrown #growyourown #growyourownfood #eatlocal #fediverse

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

I spend a lot of time finding and testing recipes to sell online, at farmer's markets, and at the roadside stand I set up on my family's property in the summer.

That is in addition to other things I sell, like stickers and candles.

What are some things you would stop by and check out and consider buying, knowing it was created and produced locally?

I've already got vegetables down, anything excess from my garden I turn around and sell or give away. We also sell our chicken's eggs when we have an abundance.

But what about hot sauces? Baked goods? Home goods you could be interested in? Jewelry?

I don't intend to make a full time job out of selling these items, unless that is somehow how it pans out. Plus, being in Wisconsin, I can't just have a roadside stand up all year.

Anyone got ideas for me?

#selfreliant #selfreliance #homestead #homesteading #farmstand #roadsidestand #roadsidefarmstand #smallbusiness #smallbusinesses #shopsmall #shoplocal #supportyourlocalfarmer #farmersmarkets #market #marketweekend #fediverse #federated

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

So.

He’s gonna turn himself in during the debate, isn’t he?

#sedition #seditiousconspiracy #rico #RICOact #ricosuave #shitheel #mangomussolini #annoyingorange #federated #fediverse

cheeseblintzes, (edited ) to politics

I pretty much have CNN on 24/7 in my bedroom because it is the easiest thing to ignore, and I get breaking news relatively quickly.

When I woke up this morning, the story playing was about Trump's latest case-- the fraud one, if you haven't been playing along at home.

Anyway, it made me think. Since their New York business certifications have been revoked and a third party is dissolving their New York holdings... is this the 2023 version of banishing?

If it is, I'm down.

cheeseblintzes, to politics

I just found out the polls are saying we think China is our biggest concern as Americans.

I would like to know where and when these polls are taken.

I would like to participate because clearly you stupid fucks dont poll any normal humans.

I lived in Jersey when Christie was in charge-- I am angry as FUCK Trump's stupid, shit-filled diaper ass is making me cheer for Christie's chucklefuck of an existence.

#politics #USpolitics #RNC #republicandebate #donalddunk #donaldduck #fediverse #federated

cheeseblintzes, to food

Not that anyone aside from me cares, but I have figured out what I am making for dinner tonight.

London Broil and Smoked Cheesy Cauliflower Puree.

If you can come up with something to go with that isn't like... a salad or rolls... let me know!

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

I have a question for my #heterochromia friends.

When you get your drivers license redone... what do you put for eye color?

This has plagued me for years-- I've gone back and forth between blue and green (I have one of each, green has a brown spot in it), and at one point they put dichromatic.

....what do you actually put?

#heterochromatic #differentcoloredeyes #differenteyes #imahusky #federated #fediverse

cheeseblintzes, to fediverse

Did I do that?

I absolutely did.

Get yours at my etsy shop:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/thespookyfarmer

cheeseblintzes, to Japan

It is 206am.

I did not have a Japanese Earthquake and Tsunami on my 2024 bingo card... that I literally posted within the last two hours.

Goddamn.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-67855990

#Japan #japanearthquake #japaneseearthquake #japantsunami #japanesetsunami #breakingnews #tsunamiwarning #naturaldisaster #naturaldisasters #fediverse #federated

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