cheeseblintzes, 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

So I decided that I was going to make predictions about 2024 instead of resolutions. Some of these (a lot) suck, so I tried to even them out with less suck-y things. Lemme know what you think.

** Jimmy Carter Dies

** Trump Gets Re-elected

** Putin Gets Assassinated

** Attempted Assassination on Netanyahu

** Gay Marriage is Repealed

** Marijuana Federally Legalized

** King Charles Gets Sick

** Midwestern (US) Wildfires

** Polar Vortex in the Midwest

** School Shooting at a Prestigious College (Ivy League type)

** Federal Minimum Wage Increased

** Devastating Hurricane in the Pacific Ocean

** Something Bad Thaws from the Arctic Ice

** High of 105F in Wisconsin

** Epstein Client List Released

** Shooting at the Voting Booth

** Capitol Pipe Bomber Identified and Publicly Named

** Pete Davidson Dies

** Barbie 2

** Bruce Willis Dies

** MAGA Starts a Civil War

** George Santos Tell All Book

** Bianca Censori Murdered By Kanye West

** Bryan Kohberger Found Guilty

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