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bbbhltz

@bbbhltz@framapiaf.org

"Pretty soon, the hippies of today will be the squares of tomorrow." —Buck 65

Troglodytic teacher.

I speak English and French.

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joel, to gaming
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Not a bad day of work lol...

Part of me wants to automate this or just use skraper but, another part of me really enjoys the process as well

not as many snes game covers

bbbhltz,
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@joel now I need to go play Super Metroid again... damnit!

bbbhltz, to random
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New literary genre: Stories based on my students' typos

"Bill Gates' multi-billion dollar hangover"

"AI is a stool"

leprintempsduCARE, to random French
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" Vous savez combien de membres du Hamas vous avez tues, mais vous ne savez pas combien de civils vous avez tués et je vous demande juste pourquoi "

Incroyable interview de ce journaliste britannique. A-t-il été suspendu, viré ? Est-il toujours vivant ? Peut-être en prison ?
Avant d'en venir au fond, nous avons immédiatement pensé à l'impossibilité d'une telle interview en France. Les quelques-un.e.s qui s'y sont risqué.e.s ont payé très cher leur professionnalisme.(liens)
Cet épisode

1/5

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bbbhltz,
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@leprintempsduCARE dans le monde anglophone, les journalistes britannique (et australiens aussi) sont connus pour les moments comme celui-ci. Ils ont tendance à poser les questions pertinentes au moment où les américains seront du genre à demander quelle marque de costume il porte ou qui il veut voir gagner Eurovision.

Mais Piers Morgan n'est pas un homme sans scandale https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piers_Morgan

bbbhltz, to random
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Stole this off LinkedIn

The title was "Companies adding AI to their product"

Fast food prep in a polystyrene container, lots of sauce is added before and after each ingredient. Sauce is then added on top of the container and the bag.

bbbhltz,
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@logickinlambda the digestive system of social networks leads me to believe that it probably originated on 4chan, passed through Reddit, Twitter, Blue sky, and Facebook before making it to the final destination: LinkedIn. I agree that it is very rare to find a gold nugget like this on LinkedIn.

bbbhltz, to random
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imagine...

https://bbbhltz.codeberg.page/blog/2024/05/imagine/

bbbhltz,
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@joel (it is a joke, travel is something I have difficulty with, and performing in public would be really challenging. Also, not too keen on returning to school)

Monolecte, to random French
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Imagine que tu vis dans un département qui est pratiquement paralysé aujourd’hui parce que le princident a décidé tout seul d’une virée « intimiste » dans les montagnes avec son homologue chinois et qu’il a besoin de squatter l’axe principal qui dessert les plus grosses communautés urbaines pour son caprice.

Imagine que les établissements scolaires ont annoncé hier soir au parents de venir tout de suite chercher leur gosse à l’internat.

Imagine, hein !

bbbhltz,
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@Monolecte ils pouvaient pas traverser la rue choper un petit truc à bouffer ?

bbbhltz, to VideoGames
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Fed up with neverending backtracking in metroidvanias and die-and-retry roguelites?

Want to play a lovely under–10-hour side scrolling platformer with 16-bit graphics?

Grab a copy of Kaze and The Wild Masks next time it is on sale.

No, it isn't a polished AAA game, but it is a great throwback for anyone who played this type of game as a kid. Difficulty wise, it is just challenging enough to be satisfying.

#videogames

https://www.playkaze.com/

bbbhltz, to random
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Everyone else has already shared this. I feel so many of these references.

https://www.takahe.org.nz/heat-death-of-the-internet/

bbbhltz, to environment
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"SOME THINGS ARE FOREVER"

Bruce MacKinnon's cartoon from Friday 26 April

#cartoon #editorialcartoon #mackinnon #plastic #environment

ohne_sonne, to random French
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scream in hating the rich

bbbhltz,
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@ohne_sonne $64k in 10 months? That's more than I make.

bbbhltz, to random
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Web developer people. I am lacking the vocabulary to complain about something to the IT folks at my work.

We are using a very sloppy online exam software with MANY bugs. One of which is this, and I'm looking to explain it using the right terminology:

When editing a field, the field randomly becomes "unfocused" causing the key presses to register as browser shortcuts. Is there a better way to describe this?

bbbhltz, to random
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Piracy it is then...

YouTube puts third-party clients on notice: Show ads or get blocked | Ars Technica
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/youtube-will-start-blocking-third-party-clients-that-dont-show-ads/

bbbhltz, to random
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After trying the MP01 and MP02 (and skipping the upgraded MP02) I am not surprised in the least to read a review like this: https://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/punkt-mc02-android-phone-so-bad-i-could-not-review-it/

bbbhltz,
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@RL_Dane yes, that aspect is certainly true. There was a time when people would be overjoyed to have something different. Not so today.

Off-the-shelf privacy is a killer feature... Not a fan of the subscription though.

I wish I had tje budget to try out some of the weird phones out there, because this Punkt phone is not at all that bizarre compared to say...

The Minimal Phone https://www.minimalcompany.com/

or the TIQ Mini M5 https://www.tiqphone.com/

bbbhltz, to random
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I am nearly 40.

I've watched over 14,000 episodes of television (according to Trakt).

This morning I watched one of the most perfectly paced, beautiful, well-written examples of animated story-telling for children.

Many shows for kids have been reduced to self-contained 7-minute shorts. A full arc from exposition to denouement plus opening and closing credits is the norm. Good story-tellers can still do a lot with that.

Continuity, for example, is something kids grasp and enjoy...

bbbhltz,
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...#Bluey, love it or hate it (I am the former), uses those 7-minute episodes to build a much larger tableau. The continuity, the call-backs and other references do not go unnoticed by young children. They pick up on those things.

The latest episode, The Sign (S03E49), is a tear-jerking reward for children (and adults) who have been paying attention. And, what's more, it is a special 28-minute episode.

Hats off to the writers. Bravo. It will be hard to one-up this chef-d'œuvre.

Mojeek, to random
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"If what you seek
is to take a peek,
then spend a week
with mojeek"

beautiful prose (and tools) @bbbhltz 🛠️

https://bbbhltz.codeberg.page/blog/2022/03/that-rabbit-is-back/

bbbhltz,
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@Mojeek

Thanks!

(is that page even indexed by Mojeekbot?)

bbbhltz, to random
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bbbhltz's made with https://data.natty.sh/fedi-circles/

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bogo, to random
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#osm I am trying different editors now. Two months ago it was just one, now I am up to 5. What do I need to test next under Linux?

bbbhltz,
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@bogo JOSM I guess? Also test out Vespucci on Android and Every Door.

GottaLaff, to random
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Exclusive: Tesla scraps long-promised low-cost car plans that investors have been counting on to drive its growth into a mass-market automaker ..amid fierce Chinese EV competition

Entry-level Tesla car won’t be built, three sources tell Reuters
• Tesla to focus on self-driving taxis instead, sources said
• Strategy shift comes as Tesla faces competition from China EV makers including BYD

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-scraps-low-cost-car-plans-amid-fierce-chinese-ev-competition-2024-04-05/

bbbhltz,
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@GottaLaff just watched this this morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pBgEazat1s

I would put my money on those self-driving taxis being remotely-controlled cars

bbbhltz, to ai
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AI Act : le troublant lobbying des « champions » européens, Mistral AI et Aleph Alpha
(Merci @obs_multinationales)

https://multinationales.org/fr/actualites/mistralai-alephalpha-gafam-ai-europe

#ia #pipi #ai #piss #mistralAI #AIAct

RickiTarr, to random
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Tell me a silly/funny childhood story!

I'll start:

One time in Sunday School, the teacher was talking about the difference between humans and animals, and mentioned that Animals had Tails and humans didn't. I let her know this was not true, because my Dad had a tail, just in the front, instead of the back. The teacher was silent for several seconds, and tried to correct me in a church appropriate way, but I doubled down, and insisted that my little brothers also had front tails too. This got so heated that the teacher had to go get my parents to take me out of Sunday School.

bbbhltz,
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@RickiTarr my brother and I got kicked out on day 1 for much less. We learned to read earlier than some kids (thank you comic books) and we asked the teacher what type of animal Jesus rode into Jerusalem. The teacher said "donkey" and we were very insistent that it was an "ass" and all the other kids started laughing and saying "ASS!"... Church was not for us anyway and we stopped going when the minister said it was ok to pray for someone's death if they weren't a member of the same church.

joel, (edited ) to random
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Here is what I read, watched, listened and did during the month of March!

This is day 25 of #100DaysToOffload

https://joelchrono.xyz/blog/march-2024-summary

#MonthlySummary #Movies #Podcasts #Manga #Anime #Reading

bbbhltz,
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@RL_Dane @joel and never ever go anywhere near Anna's Archive

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