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aphyr

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Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies. Woof.group admin.

Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate academics a few papers short of a tenure package."

Reddit: "would never ever ever hire this degenerate holy shit"

Peter Watts: "The most innovative fanfic I've ever read."

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taber, to random
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setting up an automation in Home Assistant to call my sponsor if it detects that I am putting on MAMMA MIA! (2008) again

aphyr,
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@taber there you go again

My my

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hazelweakly, to random
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I would love this

https://types.pl/@haskal/112520861666478273

aphyr,
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@hazelweakly ken burns pan over my face "In 1997, the Network Working Group published RFC 2251: the LDAP specification. Kingsbury would spend the next three months of his life..."

aphyr, to random
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I love the "I'm ace and seeing people be sexual at Pride makes it impossible to participate" like, my good gentlethem, I have zero sexual interest in women but you better believe I am cheering my ass off for Dykes on Bikes and topless girls waving giant trans flags

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only thing more humiliating than dying of a skateboarding injury in your 40s would be surviving a skateboarding injury in your 40s

aphyr,
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@taber @thickurt @yesjohn sk8tertot

aphyr, to random
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"Opossums are polyovular and polyestrous. Each lateral uterus opens into its own vaginal canal through its own cervix.... During parturition, the fetus tunnels through the connective tissue between the median vagina and the urogenital sinus to form a central vaginal canal... this central vaginal canal becomes epithelialized and remains patent as a permanent median vagina."

You had two perfectly good vaginas and DUG A THIRD?

https://lafeber.com/vet/basic-information-sheet-virginia-opossum/

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Been seeing more clients send over contracts with nonsensical, contradictory clauses lately (like 'nothing in this contract assigns ownership or grants a license to IP' followed by an entire paragraph assigning ownership and a broadly permissive IP license) and now I'm wondering if ChatGPT is to blame.

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In the mirror timeline my trans girl counterpart is furiously pursuing her dream of living out the aesthetic splendor of a Heart music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE5GGMhmo-M#t=1m33s

mcc, to random
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The problem with udm14* is that Google Calculator is legitimately one of my favorite pieces of software (the natural language unit conversion is so good), and I expect udm14 is going to kill Google Calculator because that's the point

Maybe I should just make my own js calculator with builtin unit conversion.

  • See https://mastodon.online/ ; it's great, although since similar "give me the old version" flags on YouTube have sometimes stopped working without warning, I wonder how long it will last
aphyr,
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@mcc You know I hadn't thought of that! I love and use wolfram alpha regularly, and actually one of the things that drives me nuts about it is that I seem to spend a lot of time fighting the NLP system--a query that works just fine in isolation is wildly reinterpreted when you start composing more complex questions, even with manual parens to aid parsing.

aphyr,
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@mcc maybe I should invest more time into learning alpha! I find I tend to hit a sort of... Complexity threshold where I just can't write the expression without the parser getting it wrong, so I open a dozen tabs for various subexpressions like "density of water" and copy-paste their results.

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tbqh I'd much rather bridgyfed were opt-out, rather than opt-in. Like I'm highly motivated to get this working, in control of both sides, and it's taken 3+ hours of futzing around to get any kind of bidirectional visibility working, in large part because of the opt-in mechanism.

aphyr,
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imagine an RSS reader but in order to subscribe to any feed you have to convince that feed's authors to go email the maintainers of the feed reader

aphyr, to random
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pre-malone traversal is this anything

aphyr,
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@gruff slow clap

aphyr, to random
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Built an @homeassistant button to cycle through fun color schemes in the living room and ooooh this was a good decision

I feel like every time I try something "simple" in HA like "make a button cycle through scenes" I wind up spending 3 hours in forums learning about templating and fifty kinds of nouns I didn't want to know about and screaming at YAML with completely unhelpful errors and untangling the mess with the help of 5 partially working forum posts, and then holy shit it's amazing

Purple to green
All reds

aphyr,
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@taber it's the ultimate in "accidentally backing your way into a terrible implementation of a lisp"

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Charli put up a pic of the note to the stylists that was taped to the mirrors in the dressing rooms for her new video

image/jpeg

aphyr,
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@taber honestly considering framing this above my mirror

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I firmly feel that you should be able to snap a photo of a car parked in a bike lane and receive a city permit to install a bike rack in the middle of their driveway

aphyr, to random
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Made some progress on the sideboard assembly finally. Had this one on the back burner since the renovation started (laughs nervously) six months ago.

I was going to do a 2x2 frame because it's just half inch plywood, but I did some prototypes with GRK cabinet screws and found that I could actually get really strong joints with just direct screws alone. Trying them for the whole piece.

A countersunk GRK cabinet screw in plywood.
Plywood under assembly, using right angle clamps.
Completed front interior dividers.

aphyr,
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The shelves look good!

Each shelf segment lifts up and out of the way to reveal deep storage for blankets and pillows
One shelf segment removed

aphyr,
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Sanded everything down, added notches to the lids with some careful ROS work, erased pencil marks, vacuumed, wiped with mineral spirits. Letting it dry now and taking a quick snooze break. Monocoat, then... I'm done? Tomorrow I should be putting little feet on this puppy and sliding it into place.

Using the ROS to make a thin notch in the edge of the lid
The notches, side by side, that let you lift up the lids
Wiping down the outside surfaces with mineral spirits to pick up dust before finishing

aphyr,
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Finishing work. Five hours of brushing Monocoat on and off. Using a tiny brush for the detail work, because there are a lot of two-tone panels. Then of course I fucked up by letting the lids close... Then trying to open them without touching the clean surfaces.... arrrgh.

Pine worked great. Birch plywood was... Irregular, even though I went over it with 120 grit. I had to let it sit for 30+ minutes rather than the usual 5-10 to get decent absorption.

Detail: the lid grooves are in a natural light finish, to suggest their interior
The whole wall side, finished in a mahogany monocoat
More detail work: carefully edging the lids without spilling

aphyr,
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In place. Inner shelves are still a tad tacky so I'm gonna give it a few days to dry before putting all the stuff in it.

Four of the five sections open to reveal 4.5" deep shallow storage. One (not shown) will have chargers for phones.
Three inner shelves lift to reveal deep storage and a hole which allows access to the wall socket.
Detail of the rearmost lid, with a speaker resting on it. The lid has a subtle notch hinting that you can raise it.

aphyr,
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I feel like it's rare that a piece gets to solve so many problems in a tight space, but wow this really came together nicely. This design:

  1. Fills the visual gap between sofa and wall
  2. Hides the recessed light strip along the wall
  3. Provides a place to set drinks and books
  4. Brings the surround speaker to the right height
  5. Storage for blankets and pillows
  6. Storage for trays and big books (the first spot in the house like this!)
  7. Storage for remotes etc.
  8. Offers phone charging!
aphyr,
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Did I mention it glows?

Detail of the glow, now in red
You can slide large flat objects, like serving trays, into the front
Oversized books on the right

aphyr, to random
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Put some wrapper CLI code around my little program I use to set my Hue lights to randomly generated color schemes. If you want to try it out, here!

https://github.com/aphyr/lights

aphyr,
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So I wrote this program for parties that generates color schemes and applies them to Philips Hue bulbs. I finally dug in and fixed all the color space transforms, added more sophisticated, colorful palette generation, and added support for gradient light strips. Results are pretty damn cool.

Yellows and purples
Greens, blues, reds
Yellow, blue, aqua

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