NamelessCynic

NamelessCynic, 8 days ago to random

Any time a right-wing nutjob brings up the fictional film "2000 Mules" by @DineshDSouza, be sure to point out that the film AND the poorly-written book it was based on were both pulled by the distributor, and an apology posted on their website.

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/31/g-s1-2298/publisher-of-2000-mules-election-conspiracy-theory-film-issues-apology

NamelessCynic, 12 days ago to random

New York Election Law, Section 17-152. Write that down somewhere - you'll be repeating it a lot in the next several months.

Since all of Trump's finance violations were made in order to commit another crime - in this case, to violate Election Law - it becomes a conspiracy, and a Class E felony.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/york-election-law-center-trumps-160800411.html

NamelessCynic, 17 days ago to random

Trump's team is giving his upcoming bio pic the best possible publicity they could.

@Tengrain thinks that even his cultists might sneak in to gaze lovingly at His Holy Visage. I'm not 100% on that theory, but I can't say for sure it's wrong.
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/25/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-weekend-11/

NamelessCynic, 22 days ago to random

Hey, @Tengrain! Have I got a deal for you!

NamelessCynic, 22 days ago to random

Since Alito's in the news again, does anybody remember how Kraken Powell implicated him as part of the January 6 plot?

https://uproxx.com/viral/sidney-powell-implicated-kevin-mccarthy-samuel-alito-overturn-election-plot/

NamelessCynic, 25 days ago to random

Sometimes, irony just happens...

NamelessCynic, 1 month ago to random

Legit snark.

NamelessCynic, 1 month ago to random

The first US high-speed rail line will, of course, travel between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, allowing more people to lose more money on slot machines and hookers EVEN FASTER!

https://gizmodo.com/construction-on-americas-first-high-speed-rail-has-begu-1851426529

NamelessCynic, 1 month ago to random

If you hadn't noticed with the recent "don't call it soy MILK" kerfluffle, the dairy & beef industries have a more subtle influence on American life. But now, with the H5N1 "bird flu" going into cattle, they're flexing a little, and endangering your life.

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/24128700/bird-fludairy-meat-industry-h5n1-cows-milk-eggs-safety?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

NamelessCynic, 1 month ago to random

It hurts my soul just a little that AARP is sponsoring the 2024 Rolling Stones tour. Then again, the youngest member of the group is Ron Wood at 76. So there's that...

https://www.aarp.org/rollingstones2024/

NamelessCynic, 2 months ago to random

Apparently, they lost a guy.

NamelessCynic, 2 months ago to random

In the '30s and '40s, when the word was still new, the definition might not have been obvious to some people.

NamelessCynic, 2 months ago to random

Schrödinger's Exit

NamelessCynic, 3 months ago to random

Just one last self-checkout

NamelessCynic, 3 months ago to random

Nina is my hero.

NamelessCynic, 3 months ago to random

Remember: it's just three trimesters until the 2024 elections!

NamelessCynic, 3 months ago to random

Ironically, that's how I like to describe myself, too.

NamelessCynic, 3 months ago to random

I believe he found a loophole.

NamelessCynic, 4 months ago to random

You gotta have class.

NamelessCynic, 4 months ago to random

There's something about this carrot...

NamelessCynic, 4 months ago to random

He got a vasectomy.

NamelessCynic, 4 months ago to random

Why apologize, door? Aren't we all, in some way?

NamelessCynic, 5 months ago to random

This is Rocky, just a few days ago, looking guilty about screwing up the sofa cushions to look out at the snow.

13 years isn't long enough, but cancer doesn't care. At least he went fast.

Fuck.

NamelessCynic, 5 months ago to random

"If you need oversized cleaning supplies, we've got you covered!"

NamelessCynic, 5 months ago to random

22 states are increasing their minimum wage on January 1.

Meanwhile, can we do away with the concept of "tipped minimum wage"? This keeps 99% of America's waitstaff on starvation wages. (Locking it in place was one of the many bad ideas pushed by Herman Cain when he was head of the National Restaurant Association.)
#thankyouCOVID

https://www.epi.org/blog/twenty-two-states-will-increase-their-minimum-wages-on-january-1-raising-pay-for-nearly-10-million-workers/