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Meepercat

@Meepercat@mastodon.stickbear.me

Lover of everything from LIT RPG to textbooks to all things nerdy. The pic is my cat laying on my bed playing with a paper bag, purring. (I was playing hit the purring target with the camera so it's probably not that great.) Opinions are my own, and because I'm often told I'm not entitled to have one, they live here. Don't like, use your mute, block or unfollow buttons please. In the words of Jason Asano, "The door works just as well for going out as it does for coming in."

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Me: frustrated with Siri after it refuses to do what I ask it to twice. Fine! I'll go talk to Google! AT least he likes me! (I have my Google Assistant voice currently set to a male one).
*walks across the room, asks the google device for the same thing).
Device: spits out an answer.
Me: Now that's how we make our human happy. See? It doesn't take much, now, does it?

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Oh boy oh boy bounce bounce bounce. Will it work with Braille this time?

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Only I can say something like Thank you, you mother fucker! Goddamn! And have it not sound... quite like I'm gonna strangle somebody?

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What do I need if I wanna play Stardew Valley or Minecraft? Can I use my existing screen reader? Are there any other PC games I can play?

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Someone gimme one goddamn good reason why I shouldn't fucking swap out those eSims. eyes the Pixel

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Anyone ever heard of ear migraines? If yes, enlighten me. If no, tell me to hit google like it owes me weed, and I won't be offended. Because I'ma do the latter anyway, but I just thought I'd throw the squillion dollar question out here anyway and see if I got a hit.

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I love love love the fact that my regional healthcare facility uses MyChart. Because even if my mom doesn't go there and can't access it, I can, and I can put the reminders in my iThing or Android calendars, and/or send her the invites, or just remind her when/if the deskperson tells her the wrong time when they enter the appointment. No, actually they put it in for $ThisTime, not $thatOne. My local uses something else that's a little less niftilicious and I have to rely on text messages to do the job for me.

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Yeah this Windows install is drunk and needs to just go home. I still can't add bluetooth devices without someone else having to intervene because that setting won't stay put. Christ's sakes. Think I'll just nuke it and redo it the Meepercat PickyTastic way. Because at least THAT way I know the shit's gonna work.

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I wonder if I should show my brother my little tiny computer that is NOT a kitten toy. Giggles.

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I should not be stuck on the windows privacy settings screen for half an hour and unable to move forward, and I haven't even installed a real screen reader yet... sigh...

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Oh I can see tonight's gonna be fun. My neighbors, in addition to blaring their bassy music through my walls, have taken to randomly setting off fireworks. Aren't they just so cute and adorable?

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See, I'm a lot more excited about google than I am about Apple right now. When Siri can't even do math for me anymore, and I need it to, guys, because I was having a mild, treat it at home, medical emergency last night and trying to take readings and take averages, and it couldn't, do that. Ya know what I had to do? I had to grab the google monster and make it do the math for me because my apple devices couldn't fucking handle it anymore. This shit isn't coolfor those of us who can't see and rely on our equipment to do the shit we can't, kids.

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Does anyone in the virtual room have both of the following: A 4th generation Echo Dot, and a google Assistant capable device such as a Nest Hub or Nest Audio? If so, could you do a girl a favor and try something for me right quick?

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Y'all, the Amazon balance of doom grew again! $523.49! That's 500 ways to annoy my grandmother! Any suggestions?

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I still think you should all just give me all your cold, caffeinated beverages, and I'll let people live. Maybe.

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Mew, mew!

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If you make a task rip your hair out impossible, and then get annoyed with us when we can't manage it, and our equipment fails because it can't meet your expectations, don't get pissy with me because I'm getting annoyed with you because you're supposed to know the limitations of these things.

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This is your weekly public service profanity: HID Braille on Android 15 beta still doesn't fucking work! Goddammit!

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There. My imitation of the Sorting Hat is complete. Thank you Google Lookout for not banning me from using the app for scanning THOSE products.

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And as for that last, about motherfucking time! Maybe I can consider a switch to android when 15 hits the floor?

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Great fiery LORD tell me the power going out didn't torch this modem! God motherfucking damn it!

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Tv starts talking about squeaky things. Me: Squeaky... Meepers? At least it got a chuckle out of my grandfather.

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Oh my god, fuck Fox News so hard!

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cackle, cough, choke, splutter, teary-eyes, die

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Dude I'm so excited I finally got the government to stop dinging my SSI check! Bounces maniacally.

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