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Meepercat

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Lover of everything from LIT RPG to textbooks to all things nerdy. The pic is my cat laying on my bed playing with a paper bag, purring. (I was playing hit the purring target with the camera so it's probably not that great.) Opinions are my own, and because I'm often told I'm not entitled to have one, they live here. Don't like, use your mute, block or unfollow buttons please. In the words of Jason Asano, "The door works just as well for going out as it does for coming in."

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Goddamn it Microsoft, what've you done?

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See, I'm a lot more excited about google than I am about Apple right now. When Siri can't even do math for me anymore, and I need it to, guys, because I was having a mild, treat it at home, medical emergency last night and trying to take readings and take averages, and it couldn't, do that. Ya know what I had to do? I had to grab the google monster and make it do the math for me because my apple devices couldn't fucking handle it anymore. This shit isn't coolfor those of us who can't see and rely on our equipment to do the shit we can't, kids.

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Look. I understand sighteds gotta have shit all pretty colors and shit, but when it means I don't get outa class till nearly 10 PM, because of fucking web based color matching exercises that do not work with my screen reader, it makes me wanna choke y'all motherfuckers right the fuck out. With my compliments, and a friendly cute adorable smile for the cops when they show up. And maybe even a, "Sorry Officer, I didn't se them there."

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I still think you should all just give me all your cold, caffeinated beverages, and I'll let people live. Maybe.

Meepercat, to random
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Seriously, I've not got much use for ableds this week. You wanna yell at me because a corporate conglomerate insists you reset a password, then play tattletale games when I give it right back? Just, G, F, Y. I am not the source, nor the cause, of all your technology problems. I swear, people over 60 should be forced to obtain a license to operate technology.

Meepercat, to random
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This is why I can't get laid. Metal, cybersecurity, cats, and LIT RPG. K?

Meepercat, to random
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Me: frustrated with Siri after it refuses to do what I ask it to twice. Fine! I'll go talk to Google! AT least he likes me! (I have my Google Assistant voice currently set to a male one).
*walks across the room, asks the google device for the same thing).
Device: spits out an answer.
Me: Now that's how we make our human happy. See? It doesn't take much, now, does it?

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Anyone ever heard of ear migraines? If yes, enlighten me. If no, tell me to hit google like it owes me weed, and I won't be offended. Because I'ma do the latter anyway, but I just thought I'd throw the squillion dollar question out here anyway and see if I got a hit.

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So today we learned: Meepers's local doctors do not know how to read an MRI when it has anything to do with septo optic dysplasia. My brain has been like this since birth. Throwing "stone into traffic on Route 2 sounds DELIGHTFUL right now! Screeee!

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Giant nothingburger!

Meepercat, to random
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Someone gimme one goddamn good reason why I shouldn't fucking swap out those eSims. eyes the Pixel

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What do I need if I wanna play Stardew Valley or Minecraft? Can I use my existing screen reader? Are there any other PC games I can play?

Meepercat, to random
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I think my grandmother's a li'l mad at my mom and I cause my mom gave me a very... ahem... Non squeakersized piece of lasagna for dinner tonight. giggles.

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There. My imitation of the Sorting Hat is complete. Thank you Google Lookout for not banning me from using the app for scanning THOSE products.

Meepercat, to random
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If you make a task rip your hair out impossible, and then get annoyed with us when we can't manage it, and our equipment fails because it can't meet your expectations, don't get pissy with me because I'm getting annoyed with you because you're supposed to know the limitations of these things.

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I should not be stuck on the windows privacy settings screen for half an hour and unable to move forward, and I haven't even installed a real screen reader yet... sigh...

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So I'm gonna put it out there, how are we supposed to pass an exam when we have to worry about, oh, you know, whether the thing's going to be accessible? In a course that's *supposed to be accessible?

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Mew I don't wanna go to the neuro tomorrow mew!

Meepercat, to random
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cackle, cough, choke, splutter, teary-eyes, die

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All the cake and cupcakes from Meeperday are gone! There is, however, that matter of that pint of ice cream still in there... It's cookie dough. And it's the good stuff.

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Great fiery LORD tell me the power going out didn't torch this modem! God motherfucking damn it!

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Omfg, I just wanna go home andtake a freaking nap! My asshat neighbor kept me up half the night and I have class tonight and grrr!

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Mew, mew!

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Tv starts talking about squeaky things. Me: Squeaky... Meepers? At least it got a chuckle out of my grandfather.

Meepercat,
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@gocu54 I'm running on a human OS with cat instincts so don't even tell me how fucked you are! I was mad for a month because something, we couldn't figure out what, and never did, was causing me not to be able to localize sound sufficiently! I could HEAR fine, but find sounds and objects? NOPE! My Cat Ears skill was fucked! And I was having a wobbler!

Meepercat,
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@gocu54 I am weird. I do not respond to my own name unless used by family members or in public. This was a thing I realized accidentally years ago when I became so absorbed in staring into space and ckddling a cat that I forgot to turn my "auto responder" on when one of my friends used my name when I used to volunteer. I simply didn't? Wouldn't? Couldn't? Respond, until I got a distinct, "Yo! Squeakers!" At which point my head whipped around, I internally cursed, and I came back on planet so fast my head spun. Besides, I don't even like the way my name LOOKS in Braille. EEEWWW.

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