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Hyphlosion

@Hyphlosion@donphan.social

Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.

I love everything Johto, not just the older stuff.

I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.

Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”

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Hyphlosion,
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My brain read skeksis instead of ska. And now I can’t help but picture a band made up of giant, overly-dressed, wrinky old birds rocking out in a dank cave.

Hyphlosion,
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I don’t know why I hang out with you guys!

Hyphlosion, (edited )
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That’s okay. I didn’t want to go to sleep tonight anyways.

Hyphlosion,
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I’d love to shut up and play Starship Troopers: The Game. But unfortunately, I don’t have a PS5 or gaming PC. Still holding out hope that this will come to Xbox one day.

[Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?

Seen a lot of posts on Lemmy with vegan-adjacent sentiments but the comments are typically very critical of vegan ideas, even when they don’t come from vegans themselves. Why is this topic in particular so polarising on the internet? Especially since unlike politics for example, it seems like people don’t really get upset by...

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People don’t like to be made to feel uncomfortable (via preaching) about something they enjoy.

Fixed that for you.

Hate is a strong word, but as a meatatarian, passionate vegans don’t make me feel uncomfortable “with knowledge,”but some can be incredibly annoying with the way they go about voicing their opinions. It’s not because of the “truth hurts” or “truth is uncomfortable” angle that you’re smugly going for, but because some are like the Karens and SJW’s of the diet world.

And before I’m accused of generalizing vegans, note I said SOME. I also feel the same way about anyone else who is overly-passionate to the point of “my way or the highway.” Like some who are on keto. Yikes.

Hyphlosion,
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Found the cape-wearer.

Hyphlosion,
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Is nobody going to ask how Anon getting beat up in the parking lot is relevant to the story? There’s no indication that Anon’s classmates followed them out to the parking lot. The incident feels more random.

Am I overthinking this instead of drifting off to sleep? Most likely.

Hyphlosion,
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“Karen” has long since transcended past race and gender. I don’t care what you look like, it’s the attitude and the way you treat people that makes one a Karen.

You don’t have to be a white woman to have main character syndrome and act entitled to everything, treating people like dirt if you don’t get your way and climbing up the customer service ladder until you do, trying to get the people on the lower rungs fired because they told you no.
Or call the cops on someone in a park because you thought they were too loud with their skateboard. Or drop to the ground and scream “a [color] person is attacking me!” when you don’t like them walking their dog down the trail. Etc.

Hyphlosion,
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No, people are upset about the lyrics being removed. And why pay 5 or more bucks a month for lyrics when you can have a page on your favorite browser displaying the lyrics for free?

I prefer that anyways, and this is coming from someone who does the premium family plan.

Hyphlosion,
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Username checks out.

Hyphlosion, to Anime
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For Pete’s sake. I’m getting tired of really getting into anime that only has one season and no news of a season 2 yet. The PSD really sucks.

Hyphlosion,
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The (full) Shrek OST isn’t on Spotify. So messed up.

I wanna stay hooome todaaaaay.

Hyphlosion,
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Forte the pipe organ from Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas.

Say what you will about the movie itself, but I absolutely loved this character.

Hyphlosion,
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Is it weird that I saw the Ceiling Wizard before I saw the ladies with the awkward grins?

Hyphlosion,
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Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

Hyphlosion,
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Use a space time machine. Problem solved.

Hyphlosion,
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Don’t look at me. I’m too lazy.

Hyphlosion, to fediverse
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Will be my 1-year anniversary on Mastodon and the fediverse in June. Been that long since I left Reddit.

But I still feel very much like a noob. For example, I have a hard time grasping why I can’t sign into my Mastodon profile (https://lemmy.world/u/Hyphlosion@donphan.social ) on lemmy. There’s obviously a profile of my posts, so why can’t I sign into it on lemmy and use it?

Hyphlosion,
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“Small” price increase? Are your toilet paper squares $10 bills or something?

Hyphlosion,
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Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

Hyphlosion,
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I recently upgraded from an iPhone 13 to a 15 Pro Max. The innovation on this thing is incredible! There’s like an extra camera lens on it!

Hyphlosion, to random
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Hi

Hyphlosion,
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As an aside, I really miss Lynx the Office Assistant.

Hyphlosion,
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On Mondays we wear pink!

Hyphlosion,
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That is until the “Big” Mac seemed to shrink in size and is now very dry with a bit of sauce and old iceberg lettuce dumped all over it.

Give me a Double Quarter Pounder or give me death!

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