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Hyphlosion

@Hyphlosion@donphan.social

Your local Zero Sugar, Meatatarian, Johtoker.

I love everything Johto, not just the older stuff.

I’m here for the chill vibes and to have a good time.

Billy O’nares refer to me as “A commoner with gumption.”

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Hyphlosion,
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“Small” price increase? Are your toilet paper squares $10 bills or something?

Hyphlosion,
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Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

Hyphlosion,
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I recently upgraded from an iPhone 13 to a 15 Pro Max. The innovation on this thing is incredible! There’s like an extra camera lens on it!

Hyphlosion, to random
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Hi

Hyphlosion,
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As an aside, I really miss Lynx the Office Assistant.

Hyphlosion,
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On Mondays we wear pink!

Hyphlosion,
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That is until the “Big” Mac seemed to shrink in size and is now very dry with a bit of sauce and old iceberg lettuce dumped all over it.

Give me a Double Quarter Pounder or give me death!

Hyphlosion, (edited )
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There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.

Hyphlosion,
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Having to hook up my consoles to a VCR.

Hyphlosion,
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When I was a kid, I would make a beeline for the magazines when we went to the store. Not to check out the hotrod babes. But to see what new cheats there were for my favorite N64 games.

Wampa Stompa

Hyphlosion,
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@WhipperSnapper I actually did that, too. Those were the days.

Hyphlosion,
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If FF XIV becomes available fully on Gamepass, I’ll definitely give it my time. Yes, I know about the trial and stuff. But I’m not going to pay a subscription to play the full game when I’m already paying for Gamepass. No thank you.

Hyphlosion,
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Woops my bad. The brain fog’s been real today.

Hyphlosion,
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I understand that, but I absolutely refuse to pay a subscription for a single game, no matter how good it is. Especially since I’m already paying for a Gamepass subscription.

That’s just how I roll.

Hyphlosion,
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In the US we call it hard cider and it can be found in just about any store that sells alcoholic beverages.

Hyphlosion, to PokemonGO
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I got screwed over by the weather. Too windy and the wind is very very cold. At least I got a perfect IV Cyndaquil from a remote raid!

#PokemonGO #Pokemon #PerfectIV #Nintendo #GlobalTour #SinnohTour #Weather

Hyphlosion, to PokemonGO
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Not appreciating Drampa’s artificial scarcity…

Can’t even do remote raids on the PokeRaids app because they fill up faster than I can tap on them.

Watched Pokémon GO like a hawk yesterday and only ONE Drampa raid appeared in my general area.

Hyphlosion, to PokemonGO
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Bye, shadow Metang. Thanks for being so far out that only two Premier Balls actually hit you, and of course you’d pop out of those ones.

This is fine. 🥲

Hyphlosion, to PokemonGO
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“Battle against my flying-type Pokémon.”

If you insist…

Hyphlosion, to Xbox
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Five bucks says that the word salad that is the description for the new game Cynthia: Hidden in the Mood Shadow is AI generated. I mean:

"Travel through Tesana Valley to find a secretly hidden missing piece of artifact to enhance your bow."

https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/cynthia-hidden-in-the-moonshadow-switch/

Hyphlosion,
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@psud Another good reason to stay in my tiny cubby hole on Mastodon, I guess. Don’t know why people have to be jerks to people over the type of food you eat.

Hyphlosion,
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@psud Can’t hear you over my delicious roast.

Hyphlosion,
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@psud Also, had no idea there was a carnivore instance on lemmy. Just showed up on my Mastodon feed today. Haha!

Hyphlosion, to NintendoSwitch
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I’m thinking about getting the Dungeons & Dragons Bundle on while it’s on sale on the . That’s one of the most heavily discounted sales on the eShop I’ve ever seen.

Anyone here who’ve played the ports of these games wanna share how they fare on the system?

ErikUden, to random
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Hyphlosion,
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@ErikUden

“Hey, remember me from the party?”

“Oh hey, you’re the Mastodon guy.”

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