Gork

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Gork,

Finally, the Year of the Linux Desktop draws near!

Any year now. I hope.

Gork,

How shitty of a wine are we talking about here? Boxed wine that’s been exposed directly to the sun for months?

Gork,

But Google search has gotten so much more interesting these days. Glue in pizza, spaghetti in gasoline sauce, jumping off bridges when feeling depressed.

Gork,

I prefer the Catholic version, “Nobody Poops But You.”

Gork,

“In your position.”

Also, if you really want to bomb the interview, “How strict is your sexual harassment policy?”

Gork,

Who do they think they are? An AAAA publisher? Only Ubisoft has that dubious claim.

Gork,

Thou’st see-eth me rolling, thou’st hating.

Gork,

It would be hilarious if he does get elected from prison. All of his meetings with foreign leaders would need to be by Zoom or equivalent, and that’s if he’s able to get special privileges to do so. If not, he’d have to do it all in a 15 minute phone call once a week like the rest of the prisoners. And he might have to eat Nutraloaf lol.

At least the cost of running Air Force One would go down to zero.

Gork,

Nice.

Gork,

You could smack everybody in Skyrim once with this, save the game, and be Thane by Default since everyone will be Stephen Hawkinged for the rest of the time you’ll play it.

Men with 'toxic masculinity' are more likely to make sexual advances without consent, study finds (phys.org)

A team of researchers, including Binghamton psychology professor Richard Mattson and graduate student Michael Shaw asked men between the ages of 18–25 to respond to hypothetical sexual hookup situations in which a woman responds passively to a sexual advance, meaning the woman does not express any overt verbal or behavioral...

Gork,

Absolutely not surprising in the slightest.

Gork,

Is there anything high explosives can’t solve?

Gork,

If you’re gonna go out, might as well do it in the coolest way possible.

Gork,

Could these publishers try to set up these court cases to position it in front of the US Supreme Court?

Gork,

Being here is good if you’re in a boss fight and you need to eat entire wheels of cheese to restore HP.

Gork,

https://files.catbox.moe/eirsaf.jpg

Gork,

Does this mean that we’ll soon be inundated with lawyer ads that say we’re Entitled to Compensation?

Gork,

If the Anti-Defamation League and the Defamation League collide, will a matter-antimatter type explosion result?

Gork,

As long as you have completed your lesson the bird won’t murder your family, so you’ve got that going for you at least.

Gork,

Fun fact: When you do a Google search on Paṭṭi-galḫi Canal, this post is the only one that shows up.

Gork,

In the future when it needs updating again, I hope the new version will be Rereremastered.

Gork,

We don’t speak of those PINs here.

Gork,

I can see this being used at theme parks to replace the paper strip you’d otherwise have to wear to show that you’ve paid for entry.

Or nightclubs that do the same thing.

Gork,

There should be exactly 196 mods here, no more, no less. This is the only way it will make sense.

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