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DavidMHarlan

@DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social

Actor, writer, director, gamer. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

My videogame console resume':

knockoff Pong
Atari 2600 (Sears branded)
Colecovision
NES
SNES
Playstation
(PC gaming era begins here)
Playstation 2
Wii
Playstation 3
Wii U
Quest 2

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mcc, to random
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Bar for time travelers. A programmer from the 21st century is complaining about bugs caused by time zones. A programmer from the 31st century scoffs and starts talking about bugs caused by relativistic time dilation. Next to them, the guy who writes the firmware for the time machines is grinding his teeth

DavidMHarlan,
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@mcc Oh wait, I've got a good one for you

The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here"

A time traveler walks into a bar

flexghost, to random
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Ok. CNN is hot garbage but this is just too good not to share

Boris Sanchez asks Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft’s why he feels it’s ok to remove President Joe Biden from the primary ballot

“Has he engaged in your mind in some kind of insurrection?”

What follows is brain melt and gymnastics so good it’s gold medal tier.

🥇

video/mp4

DavidMHarlan,
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@flexghost

"allegations"

Allegations of things WE WATCHED HIM DO IN REAL TIME ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

Drdind, to random
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23 years ago today, I sat dumbfounded and depressed in my car in a parking lot for hours after hearing the SCOTUS handing down the antidemocratic end to the FL recount that gave GW Bush the presidency over Al Gore who won the popular vote by 500000, about the size of Sacramento.

DavidMHarlan,
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@antonioserrata @Drdind

It could be argued that without the divisions resulting from 9/11, no; no Trump. 9/11 drove tons of us insane, and plenty never came back.

jik, to politics
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Those of you who weren't around or aware in the 80's need to understand...
Ronald Reagan had increasingly debilitating Alzheimer's for his entire second term. The people around him were able to manipulate him. He was a puppet.
As far as the GOP Is concerned, Trump's brain being mush is an asset, not a liability.
If he wins, they'll manipulate him into appointing evil people, and then those people will manipulate him to achieve their evil goals.
#politics #USPol

DavidMHarlan,
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@jik

I honestly think that a similar situation happened with George W .Bush, who only thought he was in charge, but was really being used to settle old scores at the persuasive behest of his father's advisors.

Only in that case Bush's disability was that he was a dumbass

DavidMHarlan,
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@jik

One of those guys you butter him up right, and you can absolutely convince him that what you want is totally his idea

DavidMHarlan, to politics
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I've been working at this theater on and off for 30 years. In that time I've played multiple genders; I've also played kangaroos, weasels, and chairs. There's never been an agenda, other than if a part needs playing and you're not on stage, you do it. But some Spring Branch Becky flipped the fuck out and went on a gender war.

Most parents didn't even realize why the field trip was canceled.

https://abc13.com/spring-branch-isd-school-field-trip-canceled-to-main-street-theater-james-and-the-giant-peach-performance/13189547/

skykiss, to random
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David Weiss now says the salacious conspiracies were false. With the indictment yesterday of Alexander Smirnov, the source of those false claims, Weiss confesses he is a direct witness in an attempt to frame President Joe Biden, even as Weiss attempts to bury it.

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/02/16/david-weiss-is-a-direct-witness-to-the-crimes-on-which-he-indicted-alexander-smirnov/

DavidMHarlan,
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@JYeo18 @skykiss

on the motherfucking Fourth of July

DavidMHarlan, to random
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YOUR GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING MASTODON by a guy who'd never heard of it a week ago

DavidMHarlan, to random
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I haven't seen such a deliberate attempt to hide feet since Rob Liefeld

#USPol

DavidMHarlan, to Texas
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"#Texas man arrested, facing several charges for alleged role in US Capitol riot, FBI says"

#jan6 #justice

https://abc13.com/january-6-insurrection-captiol-riot-michael-marroquin-arrested-texas-man/13573086/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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DavidMHarlan, to random
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Happy #Caturday to Peaches and Pepper, who went to their forever home today. And they get to stay together.

Pepper, gray and black boy Tabby, chills on the couch

DavidMHarlan, to random
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“She worked on almost no cases. She had very little courtroom experience. To find a case that actually she worked on and that resulted in a published opinion is in itself improbable,” Catherine Ross, a professor emeritus at George Washington University Law School, told the Daily Beast. “It’s a brilliant maneuver, and particularly with a judge who had so little trial background".

#trump #jan6 #justice #uspol

https://www.salon.com/2024/02/12/ex-prosecutor-may-politely-recuse-cannon-after-jack-smith-calls-out-clear-error/

DavidMHarlan, to gaming
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IT'S

BETTER

THAN

GOLLUM!!!

#SystemShock #Gaming #PCGaming #RetroGaming

https://www.pcgamer.com/system-shock-remake-review/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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#Jan6 #justice #GOP #Trump #ToldYouMotherfuckersSo

DavidMHarlan, to random
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During covid lockdown, I finally got on with a long planned project and built a video pinball machine. And that is actually the first toy pinball I've ever had in my life. I always wanted one so bad.

DavidMHarlan, to random
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!

DavidMHarlan, to random
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The Citizen Kane of underwater nazi zombie movies!

#randohalloweenathon

DavidMHarlan, to gaming
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IT'S HAPPENING

#SystemShock #Gaming #PCGaming #RetroGaming

https://store.steampowered.com/app/482400/System_Shock/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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"GOP-controlled Texas House impeaches Republican Attorney General Ken Paxton, triggering suspension"

https://apnews.com/article/texas-attorney-general-paxton-impeachment-d0fa9114868adca63d55a21a53765c45

DavidMHarlan, to random
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Pat Robertson, James Watt, and THE UNABOMBER.

God's having a good laugh

https://abcnews.go.com/US/unabomber-ted-kaczynski-found-dead-jail-cell/story?id=99984583

DavidMHarlan, (edited ) to Cats
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My wife put together this #GoFundMe to help cover the ramping medical bills for the litter of #kittens dumped on our porch by their mama the morning that the hard freeze was about to roll in. Any help appreciated!

#cats #pets #CatsOfMastodon

https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-bills-for-kittens-really-add-up

rgriff, to random

Today I discovered Raze, an app that lets you run Duke Nukem 3D. On an Apple Silicon Mac. At wicked fast speeds using the Vulcan API.

https://raze.zdoom.org/about

I bought Duke Nukem oh so many years ago, and the disk is long-ago gone … but you need a couple files from the original disks to play. Or you need archive.org and a bit of sleuthing ability.

Such a fun game, and the precursor of so many modern first person shooters!

DavidMHarlan,
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@rgriff

These same guys, Team Beef, have been releasing a slow but steady stream of VR conversions of classic games, like Doom, and Half-Life. If you already own the games you've got all you need, some files from the game folders. Or you can pick them up very cheap on Steam.

And then a couple of weeks ago, this happened:

https://www.dexerto.com/tech/modder-makes-over-11000-unreal-engine-games-playable-in-vr-2454892/

DavidMHarlan, to random
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These days it's news if any day ends with the Trump lawyers not asking for a case to be dismissed

DavidMHarlan, to random
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And now he's stuck in freeway traffic, this is great

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