Every year, John ignores Christmas to indulge in pagan traditions.You know, gift giving, decorating his house with holly and mistletoe, singing carols door-to-door and preparing a big feast.
John was initially christened “Mojo Snothand” but changed his name by deed poll to “John Mastodon” (an anagram of the original.) #JohnMastodonHolidayFacts#HashtagGames
@asbestos Too funny. I do know that there are actually a few small conditions where it is appropriate to put a sweater on a chicken, but for the most part, it interferes with the actual functioning of their own feathers.