vwbusguy, to random
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What do you call a father's day present delivered to the wrong person?

A faux pa gift!

mikemathia, to random
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ai6yr, to random
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org avatar

Taking photos of studs. 😉 #dadjoke

mikemathia, to random
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
futurebird, to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

What do you call a newly emerged queen ant?

A debutANTe!

(you can't blame me for this pun seaborn9000 told it to me)

msh,
@msh@coales.co avatar

@futurebird there's a bug in your I'm gonna file a report

salcode, to random
@salcode@phpc.social avatar

We watched half of the 1989 Michael Keaton Batman with our boys the other night.

Last night I asked, what do you want to watch tonight?

My son: Finish Batman?

Me: I'd rather watch the American version.

sundogplanets, to random
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social avatar

I am talking o a reporter about this in a couple hours: https://regina.ctvnews.ca/from-outer-space-sask-farmers-baffled-after-discovering-strange-wreckage-in-field-1.6880353

This is about an hour away from my farm, so this'll be a fun conversation, and yet another great opportunity to tell a lot of people about what a huge problem we have with unregulated commercialization of orbit. (Also I just redid my slides for my public talk next week, this is going in!)

mdione,
@mdione@en.osm.town avatar

@sundogplanets hangry is when you're so hungry you get easily angry?

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